P.S. Those two twins are not characters I just created for the sake of this fan fiction. They are Disney characters I have warped to fit into this story. Try to guess them. :D
P.P.S. Ack! It has been brought to my attention that there is some confusion about Saix's little sleepover. That's a week from the Friday this chapter is set on. The test is the Monday after the next Friday. Sorry if that confused you. :'D Thank you Metal Chocobo.
Disclaimer: I do own something in this chapter. That fish named Zexion. He is actually swimming in a tank I have right now. And his name is Zexion.
No one goes to the mall on Friday nights. Not unless you were a gangster with your underwear hanging out of you pants, or you worked at the mall, OR you were a pre-teen girl just asking to get raped with your skimpy skirts and your make up. Sadly, those girls only get the pedophiles looking at them. No older boy in their right mind would hit on that.
Friday night is a busy night for many restaurants and many workers of the restaurants. Except for two, humble members of such a workforce. Friday nights were sometimes the only nights they got off. And where did they choose to go? The mall. Why? One of them wanted ice cream. Why didn't they just go to an ice cream parlor? They weren't that smart. One of the two males had an ice cream cone topped with a pink flavor, it could've been bubble gum or strawberry. Hell, it could've been bubble gum condom flavored. The other had the stationary sea salt ice cream on a stick…thing.
"Did you that flavor to match the color of Marluxia's hair?" Axel asked his purple/blue haired companion.
"Are you insinuating that I'm gay?" Zexion asked back, looking at his so called "friend" out of the corner of his eye.
"No, I'm insinuating that you're in love with Marluxia." Axel smirked slightly.
"I will take that ice cream from you and shove it so far up your ass that the next guy to ass fuck you will have to dig it out so that he can fuck you then when he does it's all sticky and shit and it will be really really painful if you EVER suggest something like that again!" Zexion hissed back. For once Axel was almost afraid of Zexion. Almost.
That was about the time they heard yells and some crashes coming from a nearby store. They turned obediently, looking towards the shop. It was coming from the pet store. Axel, always ready to be a hero rushed to the scene. Zexion sighed, following reluctantly after. All he wanted was some damn ice cream.
It stared at him. He stared back. It was a water dwelling creature with a small, thing body. On the sides of its head were orange spots, sure to turn red when it grew up, and all along its body it was zebra colored. It was white with a certain pattern of black along its back. It was a small, baby Koi fish.
Roxas and his newfound friend were having a staring contest. Actually, they were both admiring the other. Roxas had been in here almost everyday for about two weeks now, always looking at that fish. He never bought it because he didn't have the means to take care of it. But it was his friend, nonetheless. It always swam right up to the glass when he came, looking at him with those big cute eyes it had. It just melted Roxas' heart.
He had come to the mall everyday to see if a store had some so weird and undesirable that I cannot mention it in this fan fiction. None of his friends had the time to come with him so he usually came alone. For the past week he had let Axel take him home, then he would put all his stuff away and go straight to the mall. Today was no different; he had done the same thing.
Except for today, two of his classmates had decided to come to the mall as well. They were the worst. They were twins, one a girl and one a boy. They both had brown hair and bright blue eyes. That wasn't the worst of it though; everyday to school they would wear black cat ears and tails to class. And none of the teachers every said anything. One time a teacher had told them to take those things off but they refused and their grandmother was called in. School got let out early that day from all the yelling.
The thing about them, though, was that they were pure evil. No one liked them because they were just so evil. Even the sadistic goth kids hated them. So when they walked into the pet store Roxas groaned, quite loudly, but the two "cats" hadn't heard him.
They walked through the store carefully, spotting anything breakable to plot against it. Even Roxas' little fishie friend seemed wary of them. As they walked into the fish section Roxas puffed up like a dog would when its puppies were threatened.
"Do you see that thing swimming 'round and 'round?" The girl asked, grinning evilly while looking at her brother and pointing at the cute little Koi fish. "Maybe we can reach in and make it drown."
Roxas pressed his back up against the glass, glaring at his two classmates. If they tried anything all hell would break loose.
"If we sneak up upon it carefully," The boy returned her grin, watching the fish swim to just above Roxas' shoulders. "There will be a head for you and a tail for me."
They began advancing on both Roxas and the fish. That's when the poor dog's chain was broken and the mother dog leapt at the intruders, ready to protect her young. Roxas lunged at the two, all of them going to the ground. The twins had more than they wanted now; a good scuffle between a classmate was just peachy keen to them. They shook up against some fish tanks, a few empty tanks fell to the floor, and some glass tanks on the other side of the aisle fell to the ground, shattering. The owner of the store didn't intervene because he knew Roxas was trying to protect that fish he came in everyday to see.
It was two against one, not a very fair fight at all. Roxas was losing badly. He already had a few scrapes on his face and the two twins were getting at him quickly with their sharp nails. Just when he thought he was not only going to lose the battle but his little friend as well the two were pulled off of him while someone yelled, "Get off of him!"
Roxas was lying on his back, looking up. He saw nothing except the ceiling. This seemed like an answer to one of those stupid 'What's up' jokes. A hand was thrown in front of his face. He grabbed it lightly and was pulled up. He fell right into the arms of an older man. That man was Axel.
"Are you alright, Roxas?" Axel asked, looking down at the other. Something wet and sticky was rubbing up against Roxas' cheek.
"Ugh…What is that?" Roxas asked, turning to see what had sullied his good cheek. It was an ice cream. "Dude, your ice cream is all up in my grill."
"Oh, sorry." Axel stepped back, taking his ice cream with him.
"Did you just say 'all up in my grill?'" Zexion asked, his sly smile controlling the laughter that was begging to burst forward.
"No." Roxas gave him a look like he was crazy. Zexion's smile fell. Roxas turned back to Axel. "I was trying to save my buddy from being killed by those two freaks!"
The cat twins hissed before the girl flicked her hair behind her shoulder. "We don't need this." She said, turning on her heel. Her brother agreed with her with a short, "Yeah." They were stopped on the way out, however. They had to pay for all the damage they had done.
"Your buddy?" One of Axel's eyebrows raised slightly. Roxas pointed to the little fish, still just a watching Roxas.
"Aw. What a cute little fishie fishie." Zexion cooed. Both Axel and Roxas looked at him like he was insane. Zexion looked at them like they were insane. Roxas shook his head lightly before going back to the problem.
"They were going to drown him and eat him!" Roxas exclaimed, looking exactly like the little kid he was. Axel's eyes softened. He was about to molest the kid whether he liked it or not when the owner interrupted.
"Thank you for saving the fish from those two." The owner smiled at them. "I'm the owner of this shop, Merlin." He shook hands with Roxas. "I see you looking at that fish everyday. He seems to have taken a liking to you."
"Yeah, I like him too." Roxas replied, smiling. Axel was about to molest him again whether Zexion and Merlin were there or not.
There was a slight pause. Then someone offered to do something no one would have thought of. "I'll buy the fish for him." Zexion offered.
"But I don't have any of the supplies." Roxas looked at him, astonished.
"Don't worry about that! I'll provide you with the supplies as a thank you." Merlin didn't wait for an answer. He was already bustling about, getting everything ready for the little fish.
Axel shot Zexion dirty looks the whole time. Was Zexion trying to make a move on his man? He could see it now, a little smug smile on Zexion's face as his horns and devil tail appeared. And then Axel, with his Holy Bow and his Holy Arrows would shoot little Devil Zexion and smite him back to hell. Then little Human Roxas would confess his undying love to Angel Axel then they would have hot, sweaty sex. Somehow, during his fantasy, he started drooling instead of glaring.
During this Roxas had been given a bag, containing his little friend, and Zexion had been loaded up with the supplies. Zexion had also paid for the little fellow before being loaded down with the supplies. As soon as Axel was back to his senses they began walking out of the shop.
"Have you thought about what you're going to name him?" Axel asked.
"Yeah." Roxas looked down at the little fish in the plastic bag he was carrying. "His name is…" He waited for one, long, dramatic moment. "Zexion."
Axel's jaw dropped and he paled. What?
Zexion let out a triumphant cry. "Haha! I win this, Axel!" He laughed lightly. Axel could've sworn he saw devil horns in all that hair.
"Looks like my mom's home." Roxas looked from the passenger's seat at his house. A car was parked in the driveway and the lights were on in the house. There was shuffling in the backseat as Zexion tried to get all the supplies together.
"Yeah, looks like it." Axel's voice was far away. He bit his bottom lip lightly.
"Axel? Is everything okay?" Roxas looked at him, tilting his head slightly.
"It will be…" Axel turned in his seat and began moving forward, towards Roxas. Roxas stared blankly at him. Axel closed his eyes and puckered his lips. Right before their lips touched there was yelling and a crash from the backseat.
"Dammit!" Zexion yelled as he twisted his toe into an odd position.
"Roxas, sweetie." A woman with long, wavy blonde hair had her arms crossed as she looked at Roxas holding a fish and Zexion carrying everything. "I don't mind if you date older men but you can never, ever, date older women."
"Mom-" Roxas started as Zexion grumbled something beside him.
"Roxas! All they want is to spread their STDs to you! You don't want herpes do you?!" She was yelling now. "Or worse, crabs! Just think about using a little comb to rake through your pubic hair and shampooing the things down! Or worse yet, Super AIDS! How would you like getting Super AIDS, Roxas?!"
"Mom! Calm down!" Roxas was yelling back at her now. "He's a man! A man! There is a penis in his pants!" To prove his point Roxas grabbed Zexion's crotch. Hard.
"I could hear you yelling." Axel smirked as Zexion slumped back into the passenger's seat. "What happened?"
"Roxas decided to squeeze Zexion Jr. a little too hard." Zexion sounded sour.
"You are one lucky bastard!" After this Axel let out a relay of obscenities that were directed right at Zexion and to the other man's face. It was a very eventful ride for sure.
A/N: And yet another chapter. Thanks to everyone who just reviews and puts this thing on your alert/favorites. It makes me happy, it really does. :'D And don't forget, if you want to role play just PM me!
P.S. The two twins are the Siamese Cats: A consolation prize is being sent to everyone who participated in the event. Thank you.