On another note, I would like to say that I want a Beta Reader or whatever you crazy kids call them these days. If you want the position you get to read the chapters before everyone else and help me make them spiffy:D This is a first come first serve thing. First person to reply and want this gets it. But you have to be online, like, constantly. I'm gonna want to send you the chapter as soon as I get finished with it.
On the finishing note…
GO SEE BLADES OF GLORY NOW!
Thank you.
It was Thursday. The day before Saix's little molest fest and Roxas was antsy. Very, extremely antsy. He squirmed in his seat in every class, even his friends noticed and questioned his behavior. But he couldn't tell them what was going to happen to him. That would be humiliating! And he really didn't need a rumor spreading about him. Rumors were dangerous and needed to be kept in cages. One time a rumor had spread about a boy that he was pregnant, which escalated to the rumor that he was a girl, then to that he was gay, and only one of those was true. Roxas could just see it now, it started out as a rumor about how Saix liked to molest little boys, to him molesting Roxas, to Roxas being his love toy, and then to Roxas being his sex kitten. No, he couldn't tell them.
There was a safe place to go. He could tell them all about his problems and they would help him. Right? Right. He would go there after school, get their help. They all took care of him in little ways, like he was their baby brother.
"I've got a big, big problem! I'm gonna get molested!" Roxas burst through the doors of the restaurant, face slightly flushed and panting lightly. If Axel had been there he would have been turned on. However, he was currently picking up Roxas, who was currently in the restaurant.
"I'll say. You left Axel behind." Marluxia noted, being the only one in the dining area of the restaurant.
"I texted him that I was coming here." Roxas gave him an utterly perplexed, but adorable, face.
"Axel doesn't have a cell phone." Now it was Marluxia's turn to be confused.
"Then who did I text?" Roxas asked.
"I got a text from Roxas!" Someone shouted from the kitchen.
"I see." The purple/blue haired man in front of him nodded while Roxas finished up his story. "Are you gay?"
"What?!" Roxas shrieked, staring at him with wide eyes.
"Well, are you?" Zexion asked.
"No. I'm straight. Like an arrow." Roxas pointed out, getting over having been asked a stupid question. Axel was bound to be back anytime now (Zexion had sent Demyx out on a search party.) and Roxas now decided he didn't want a word of this to catch up with Axel. He didn't want to look like jail bait to his cool older friend.
"I see." Zexion repeated, holding a hand to his chin. "I have a plan. But first we're going to have to go to the bookstore down the street. Just give me money and I can buy the goods for you."
Roxas cocked an eyebrow. What goods? He didn't want drugs. Was Zexion's plan to get him hyped up on dope so that Saix wouldn't want him anymore?! What kind of half baked plan was that! He sighed in defeat. He was willing to try anything. He didn't want to get molested or worse…He shivered at the thought.
Axel sat in his car, happily awaiting the arrival of his blonde companion. He sat, and sat, and sat. The crowd of kids thinned. Roxas was usually out by now. Still Axel waited. Then there was the sound of something hitting his window, much like when a bird runs into the window of your house. Only it wasn't a bird.
"Shit! What the fuck!" Axel roared in his car, snapping off his seatbelt and rolling down the window. He leaned out of it, trying to figure out just what had happened.
There was Demyx, sprawled out in the street, he had on his roller blades. Apparently he didn't know how to stop them.
"Dammit Demyx! Were you trying to give me a heart attack?!" Axel growled at him.
"N-no!" Demyx replied, holding onto Axel's car to help himself up. "I came to tell you that Roxas is with Zexion and doesn't need a ride."
"Oh…" Axel silently cursed Zexion. That sneaky bastard was always one step ahead of him. "How the hell did run into my car? You might've put a dent in it!"
"Well…" Demyx started, thinking for a moment. He wanted to make the story good, to impress Axel. "I was skating and a rock ran out in front of me, just a few feet from your car. It laughed at me and then I tripped over it and fell right into your car door!" There was a red mark on Demyx's forehead and he pointed to it, as if that would prove that his story was true.
"Rocks don't run and they don't laugh. You're a stupid person. Get in the car." Axel grumbled, leaning back in his seat and rolling up the window. Demyx let out a small cry of joy and headed to other side of the car, opening the door and getting into the passenger's seat. They drove the long way to right across the street. Before they could pull into a parking spot Marluxia was at Axel's window, tapping on it. Axel thanked whatever divine spirit was up there for not letting Marluxia run into his car.
"Zexion and Roxas went to the bookstore down the street. I thought you'd like to know, Axel." Marluxia winked at him before glaring at Demyx. "You," He pointed at the boy. He smiled and waved slightly. "Your shoes somehow got on the roof. Have a nice day." Demyx stared blankly at him. He didn't have time to react because Axel was already pulling out of the parking lot.
The automatic doors slid open. Demyx stared at them, his mind captivated by the doors. He stepped into the store, then out. Then in, then out, in out, in out. Finally Axel was fed up with this and pulled the blonde boy in.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Axel hissed at him.
"I'm sorry! But every time I go through the doors it makes me feel like I'm a Jedi!" Demyx cried out.
"Are you two done playing Beavis and Butthead? I'd really like to go back to work." Zexion was staring them straight in the face. A little Roxas was at his side, holding a brown paper bag up to his face.
"Zexion!" Demyx cried, obviously overjoyed that Zexion was standing there. He ran over to him, in socks of course, to give him a hug.
"Don't touch me." Zexion held out his hand before he could get hugged and Demyx bounced off and to the side.
"Roxas!" Axel was a lot more successful than Demyx was in giving the other boy a hug. Mainly because Axel scooped Roxas up into his arms to do it.
"A-Axel!" Roxas' face heated up instantly and turned cherry red. "I-I gotta go home!" He jumped from Axel's arms and sprinted out the door. He was a fast little one.
"What was that about?" Axel asked, frowning.
"He just doesn't want his super cool college friend to know that he looks at porn." Zexion crossed his arms and smirked a little. "Porn with WOMEN!"
"He's straight?!" Axel's jaw fell, and he felt like he was turning white all over from shock. In reality his face just paled slightly.
"Yup. And I'm helping him get rid of a molester. Toodles!" Zexion waved slightly and walked out of the door. Poor Axel was left in the store, still in shock.
The next day….
Roxas squirmed in his seat. He was in the period he had right before Algebra. He couldn't believe he was about to do this. He couldn't believe that it would work. He wasn't sure what Zexion was thinking when he came up with this plan. It wouldn't work. But it was worth a shot. Right? Right. He had to trust Zexion. He still couldn't get over the anxiety of this. If he was lucky all would go well. If he wasn't luck he'd have a piece of Saix up his ass. "I hope this works, Zexion."
Zexion walked out of the manager's office, where Xemnas had let him change. Demyx had to cover his nose to hold back a nosebleed. Zexion was wearing quite the provocative clothing. He wore tight leather pants, that made his butt seem a little tighter than normal, a black leather vest over a long sleeved, white cowboy shirt that had the last few buttons undone, to show off his gorgeous stomach. On his head was a black cowboy hat.
"Howdy y'all!" He said once he had come out of the office. His voice was dripping with a southern accent that seemed quite genuine.
"You're going like that?" Marluxia asked.
"Why of course." Zexion's accent was dropped. "If I know this Saix guy as well as I do then he's a sucker for gay cowboys."
"But you've never met this guy." Marluxia pointed out. Axel was over being Emo in a corner because Zexion was once again, one step ahead of him.
"He has a Myspace, you know. There's picture of Brokeback Mountain all over the place. All of his friends are dressed up as slutty cowboys too. Trust me on this, I got it covered." Zexion began heading for the door.
Demyx joined Axel in the corner, being Emo. Zexion had dressed up like that for someone else. He was never going to get anywhere with him.
"I'll see you folks later." The southern accent was back. Zexion tipped his hat and smiled before disappearing out the door. He didn't really disappear since the door was made of glass and you could see him crossing the street. He was on his way to rescue poor little Roxas.
A/N: Was it gooooddd? I hope so. Position of editor/Beta Reader has been filled. Thank you!
Remember:
GO SEE BLADES OF GLORY!