A/N: Miss me? I miss you all. :) KISSES FOR YOU! -kiss- Anyway, sorry about not updating for forever. Things...Happened. Some good, some bad, some sad, some that make me go emo, and some that make me want to kill things, but here is the chapter. It's very short but hopefully laugh filled. You guys deserve a few good chuckles. I don't know when I'll be able to update next but hopefully before Christmas break ends. But that depends on if I'm able to get the awesome game Guitar Hero III. ;D Enjoy, lovelies!

"Nnnnn...Axel..." The blonde breathed out, his face highlighted with the sense of immense pleasure.

"R-...Roxas..." The redhead returned, thrusting into the small boy, sweat covering his own body. Finally Axel was getting what he lusted over for weeks. Finally Roxas had given in to him and was even enjoying himself.

"Ha-Harder Axel! Faster!" Roxas yelled, moving his hips in time with Axel's, causing their sensations to rise higher. God the boy was good at sex. He would have to say something about it after they were done.

There was more moaning and groaning until Axel hit Roxas' prostate and the boy came shortly after that, which in turn made Axel come.

Axel could feel his seed all over his stomach.

Something was wrong.

Axel jerked awake, eyes wide. Oh god! Roxas was lying right next to him and he just had another wet dream about the kid! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...Horrified he looked over to the "other side" of the bed. He was the only one in the bed. Where had the little squirt gotten to? At least he wasn't here to feel Axel mess himself and the sheets up. That was a good thing.

He looked over at the clock. It was ten in the morning. Not a bad time to wake up at. But where was Roxas?

Then he heard it.

That angelic sound of the boy singing, making Axel just want to jump him. Even the song was just adorable. It was perfect for Roxas. Axel could feel himself getting hard once more, even after his wet dream. Until he realized he really needed to figure out where the singing was coming from and he had to get these sheets off his bed.

Damn.

He could feel Little Axel going back into hiding just at the thought of doing any house work. Great. He stood slowly, trying not to get his little mess all over himself more than it already was. He walked a bit hurriedly over to the dresser where he had all his underwear needs stock up in mass so that he didn't have to do laundry on them. He pulled out a clean pair of boxers, placed them on top of the dresser, and took off his old pair. No, he didn't immediately put on the new ones. He wiped himself off with the old, dirty ones before he dared to put on the new ones. After he had new, crisp boxers on he went back to the bed and pulled the sheets off, piling them in the corner of his room where Roxas wouldn't be able to see the mess.

Now he had to figure out where that adorable singing was coming from. Time to be super sleuth Axel!

"Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time lots of fun! Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!"

Axel followed the sound, trudging through the hallway from his bedroom, through the living room, and into the hall that led to the spare bedroom and the bathroom.

"Rubber ducky, joy of joy, when I squeeze you, you make noise! Rubber ducky you're my very best friend, it's true!"

He stood at the bathroom door, now sure Roxas was in there, singing about rubber duckies. Axel was stupid enough not to hesitate and throw open the door and barge right on in. "Roxas?" He said quite calmly upon entering the bathroom.

"Axel?!" Roxas was in the bathtub, naked, with Axel's rubber ducky in his hands.

Axel stared, blinking rapidly for several seconds before he realized what he was staring at. It took several more seconds for a trickle of blood to start leaking from his nose. It took thirty seconds for it to dawn on him that he couldn't sit here and stare at the boy. Because said boy was staring right back at him. Slowly he backed out of the bathroom and closed the door in front of his face. He stood with his hand placed on the doorknob. He lifted his free hand and ever so slowly wiped the blood away from his upper lip. Then he took his hand away and began walking back to his bedroom.

Roxas sat in the tub, the color drained from his face. Okay, so Axel had just burst in here and stared at him. That would probably be the natural thing to do since he had been singing and he hadn't asked to use the bathtub. Yet Axel had gotten a nosebleed while looking at him. A gay guy had just gotten a nosebleed while looking at him. Since Roxas also liked the male population this was flattering. But still oh so weird. What if Axel liked him?! If that was true he'd have no idea what to do. He didn't want to "come out" just yet.

He slowly drained the water from the tub, standing up and shaking himself dry. He didn't want to use one of Axel's towels (it just felt too weird) so he just let the water drip right off of him. When he was at an acceptable level of dryness he slipped his clothes back on. He shook the hair on his head before walking out.

Axel was sitting on the poor, charred couch in the living room. The TV was on, but he didn't seem to be paying much attention to it. His green eyes flicked to Roxas. "Hey. Sorry about bursting in on you like that."

"S'okay." Roxas replied, sitting on the floor beside Axel, his back against the couch.

They sat in silence for quite a while. The time ticked by slowly.

"So...What time are you supposed to go home?" Axel asked.

"I was supposed to be home at six in the evening..." Roxas sighed. "If I go back now my mom's going to beat me to a bloody pulp."

Now, Axel couldn't just let this beautiful blond angel be beaten into something that looked like it had just crawled out of a school cafeteria. No, he was going to save Roxas from that torture. "We could go out and do something until then."

"Like what?"

"We could go to the mall or see a movie."

"I can't go out in public."

"Why?"

"Because my mom has little rats all the place that always tell her if me and Sora have been bad." Roxas couldn't count the times he got in trouble because one of his mother's friends had told on him. He couldn't count that high.

"This is a bit of a problem." Axel had to think for a minute. Wait a second... "Roxas, how do you feel about cross dressing?"

"You want me to do what?" The blue haired young woman leaned against the doorframe of her apartment, wearing a pink tank top and black booty shorts.

"Please. Just do it for me. You still owe for that time I took your sister on a date." Axel was giving her a small glare.

"Okay, okay. Just let me get my things, and I'll be over there as fast as I can." She rolled her eyes.

"Thanks a ton, Aqua."

Aqua, as it turns out, was a mediocre actress. She had all kinds of things like wigs and stage make up. Which she dragged into Axel's apartment.

"Where's the poor little guy?" She asked once she walked in, still wearing her pj's.

"Right over here." Axel waved a hand at poor little Roxas, who was standing awkwardly off to the side. He didn't think this was a good idea but what was he to do? This was the only way they could think of to solve the problem. Axel was just dead set on going out in the world and Roxas had to give in.

"He looks just like Ven." The young woman muttered.

"What?" Roxas asked.

"Nothing!" She said hurriedly, smiling. "You can keep your jeans on. If you're a normal guy you'll have hairy legs and we really don't want to see those in a skirt."

"Right." He grunted.

"Come over here and we'll get started."

Standing in the middle of Axel's small living room was one of the loveliest sights he had set eyes on. (Or something along those lines.) Before him was Roxas, in a cute little tank top Aqua had brought over, and had a blond wig on that reached the middle of his back. The wig matched his hair perfectly. He looked like a genuine, flat chested girl. He was adorable! Axel felt another nosebleed coming on.

"Looks good." Aqua said, winking at Roxas.

"Do I really have to go out like this?" The poor boy asked.

"Yes!" Axel said hurriedly. Roxas pouted at him. "Aw, my dearest Roxy you look wonderful when you pout. Keep that up and you'll get raped by a crazy guy wearing a trench coat who looks like Einstein." Roxas changed his pout into a frown. The red head turned to Aqua. "Thanks a ton, Aqua."

"No problem." She said sarcastically.

"Let's go, Roxy!" Axel gripped Roxas hand and ran from his apartment.

"He's not even going to lock his door?" Aqua asked, still standing in the apartment. She sighed.

"You chose the mall of all places?" Roxas asked, looking horrified.

"Where else can I parade your feminine cuteness, Roxy?" Axel asked, hands on his hips.

"The movies. Where I could at least have some shred of my masculine pride left." Roxas hung his head.

"But that costs money, which is money more than I have!"Axel laughed.

"I don't think that's how that saying is supposed to be used..." Roxas muttered.

"What?"

"Nothing..."

"Riku...Riku..." The brunette pestered.

"Huh?" Riku looked up from the ice cream they were supposed to be sharing. Somehow Sora had vaccumed it all away into his stomach.

"Who's that?" Sora pointed to a petite blonde girl standing with the man he had seen Roxas with last night.

"I dunno...Why do you want to know?" Riku only glanced at the girl.

"She's...She's..." A small blush crept onto Sora's cheeks. "Beautiful." He breathed.

Riku gagged.

A/N: Will Sora's love be returned? Or will Riku's libido ever calm down? Will Roxas ever get the chance to get out of his girly clothes or will Axel push him onto the nearest flat surface and have him right then and there? Stay tuned and find out! Next time on The Restaurant: Smells Like Incest Pt. 2!