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For hours Sora had to watch helplessly as the love of his life was manhandled by that perverted redheaded freak! Oh yes, Sora followed them everywhere they went in the mall, Riku following after him like a lost puppy. The only problem Riku had with following Sora's cute butt around was that Sora was chasing after a girl! A girl. Riku had always pegged him as someone who would turn gay when they grew older...or at least he had hoped so.

Currently the two were standing at a vending machine, Sora watching his blonde beauty out of the corner of his eye. The blonde and the redhead were in Victoria's Secret, the redhead picking out panties for her. She didn't look to happy about it and tried to hit the tall man every time he pulled out a piece of under clothing for her to try on. Several times she tried to drag him out, but he always pulled her back in. Eventually she gave in and let him buy her a pair of panties. Very lacy panties too.

"He's treating her so badly! I have to rescue her! She's a damsel in distress!" Sora told Riku in a hush whisper as the couple came out of the intimate wear shop.

"Sora...don't you think she wouldn't be with him if she didn't like him?" Riku asked, exasperated. He really didn't want to put up with this anymore. He just wanted to get in Sora's pants. When you waited seventeen years for something you tended to want it pretty badly.

"Nonsense!" Sora hissed, turning and following behind the two a few yards away from them. "She was kidnapped and had to go on forced dates with him until she falls in love with him." Sora had a bit of an imagination. It had gotten his little brother into many strange predicaments. Like hanging on the fence by his shirt collar. They had a time explaining that one to their mom.

"What you're saying right now is nonsense, Sora. If he had kidnapped her she would probably be screaming for help right now." Riku tried to get him to understand.

"He might have killed her parents. No one cares about her now." Sora told him. "I must save her!" And with that last cry he rushed forward, bumping right into Axel's back.

"Stop, fiend!" He said quickly, jumping back and pointing his finger at Axel.

Axel and his "girlfriend" turned around, looking at Sora like he was crazy. All the while Roxas was thinking, 'Stupidsorastupidsorastupidsorastupidsora...'

"Fiend?" Axel asked, cocking one of his eyebrows.

"Yes! You're a fiend!" Sora huffed, looking incredibly cute in his angry stance. Riku melted and decided to let this continue.

"How am I a fiend?" Axel crossed his arms and smirking, leaning back on his heels. Roxas sighed and looked away. Stupid brothers.

"You have kidnapped a pretty young girl and are forcing her on dates! She deserves someone better than you!" The brunette huffed, just a bit short of going into frenzy mode.

"Kidnapped?" Axel started to laugh. "I haven't kidnapped hi-her. Roxy here is here on her own free will." He explained. "Besides, who would be better than me for a sweet girl like her?" He asked, just a bit short of going into cocky mode.

"Me!" Sora fumed, then realized what he had said. A blush rose to both his and "Roxy's" cheeks.

"Wh-What?!" Roxas sputtered. His own brother thought he was hot in this outfit? What was the world coming to?!

Sora laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head. "Heheh...Er...I think you're really pretty, Roxy." He admitted before looking down at his feet.

"Well-" Axel started, getting angry and jealous quickly.

"Well," Roxas gave a short glare at Axel. "There's another boy I like." He smiled sweetly at Sora. "I'm sorry about this, I really am." He assured. "Thank you for thinking I'm pretty. I enjoy getting compliments. I'll see you around, okay?" He turned and started to walk away, Axel giving Sora a small glare before following after Roxas.

Riku patted Sora on the back. "At least you got rejected before you had a crush on her for years." He said.

"Yeah..." Sora looked down at the ground, defeated.

"Yuck! My own brother was hitting on me!" Roxas pouted. Axel had to admit; it was an adorable pout. "Take me back to your apartment right now and get me out of these clothes!" He hissed at Axel.

"Well, if you insist, Roxy!" Axel would happily agree, his mind going through a string of perverted ideas.

"Oh, shut up!" Roxas spat, crossing his arms and glaring at the ground.

"So..." Axel walked a bit closer to Roxas. "Who is this person you like? Or were you just saying that to get him off your back?"

"..." Roxas was cooled down by thinking about something different. His anger disappeared. "No, there's really someone I like."

"Well, won't you let your old buddy Axel know?" He asked, his heart starting to pound. Oh, if only Roxas had a crush on him! Then he could capture those cute little lips when he wanted, and pulled Roxas close when he was sad...Oh, the non-sexual things Axel would do to him if he liked him.

Roxas let out a soft laugh. "I'm not telling you, Axel." He said. "You know this person too well. You'll probably run off and tell them."

It wasn't Axel? Axel felt a little part of himself die inside. Oh well, he still wanted to know, dammit! "Tell me!" He whined.

"No!"

"Pleasseee?!"

"No!"

"I'll love you forever if you do!"

"I said no, Axel!"

"Roxas, please..." Axel sounded defeated. Roxas felt a pang in his heart at that.

"Okay...But under one condition."

"What?"

"I have to be out of these clothes!"

"Damn."

"Hey, look Zexion!" Demyx said happily, pointing at a friend of his as he walked past the window of the Gamstop. "It's Axel! With a girl!"

"Axel's with a girl?" Zexion turned from where he was standing to look out the window. The girl was extremely cute, with big blue eyes and flowing blonde hair. He caught on immediately. Axel could trick the rest of the mall but he could not trick the old Zexster.

"Yeah! She's really cute...and young. I bet Roxas turned him down." Demyx nodded to himself as if he were agreeing.

"Yeah...What system do you have?" Zexion asked. He was here on business with Demyx, trying to make up for his rude comment from before.

"Uhm...XBox." Demyx said after a moment.

"Three-sixty?" Zexion had to confirm.

"Yep!" Demyx smiled happily.

"Well, alright." Zexion pulled the game off the shelf. To make it up to the dirty blonde he had to buy the elusive game Soul Calibur 4. But only because Darth Vader and Yoda were in it. God. He took the video game box off the shelf and headed to the counter. The man pulled out the real game and scanned it. Zexion forked over his poor debit card. The thing was almost out of money. The restaurant didn't pay him enough to put up with this stuff.

Finally he was done paying for the stupid game. He handed the bag to Demyx. "Here." He said gruffly.

Demyx shook his head. "No way! You gotta come play it with me first!"

Damn.

Zexion sighed. "Why?"

"So that I can kick your ass to a pulp with Yoda! Force, you have not Zexion!" Demyx laughed softly to himself. This was going to be a long day for Zexion.

After a bit longer of shopping with Roxas in his girl clothes (Axel could wait to hear who Roxas liked to bask in cuteness just a bit longer.) Axel took Roxas back to his apartment to change. Aqua had had the courtesy to lock the door before she left...and had left an angry note saying Axel was going to get robbed someday.

"Do I get to see you in your new panties?" Axel asked, pulling said panties out of the pink Victoria's Secret bag.

"Hell no!" Roxas pulled off his wig, showing his cute blonde spikes once more. Roxas had tried on those damnable panties just because Axel had forced him to...And had watched Roxas' legs in the dressing room to make sure he actually took off his pants and put them on. "You can keep them."

Oh, Axel would...Axel would...

"Where are my other clothes?" Roxas asked, searching through the scorched remnants of the couch.

"Right here!" Axel said happily, throwing the clothing at Roxas.

"Thanks." The boy said before heading to the bathroom to get out of the girl clothes.

Axel sat on a chair at his small table, just thinking about who Roxas liked. So, it was someone he knew, really well...Demyx? No, couldn't be him. Roxas was a bit too...stoic to like someone like him. Was it Zexion? ...Dammit, it was Zexion! Axel got antsy just thinking about it.

"Alright. I'm done." Roxas came out and put the clothes on the back of the massacred couch. He lifted his bag on the shoulder. "It's getting close to six. I should go." He said to Axel.

"Wait! You haven't told me who you like!" Axel said, almost sounding like a little kid who wouldn't be getting a piece of candy he was promised.

"Oh, yeah." Roxas paused. "Well, it's a guy..." Another pause. "Yeah, I'm gay. I wanted to hide it from you, but I think you should know." He told him. Axel did a happy dance in the back of his mind. Then he remembered the guy Roxas liked wasn't him. His happy dance died.

Roxas started to rock nervously on his heels. "He's silly and makes me laugh..." He explained. Axel didn't really care about that. He just wanted a name! "He's kind of perverted, but he smells really, really good." A soft blush to his cheeks. Axel thought it was adorable.

"Really? Who is it?" Axel really was trying to be patient.

"Uhm..." Roxas looked away and then walked closer to Axel.

"Roxas, you don't have to whisper it to me. We're alone...Except for that banana phone...Gizmo..." Well, Gizmo would keep a secret. He was good at keeping secrets.

"I know..." Roxas whispered to Axel before pressing his lips to the redhead's. Axel's eyes widened in shock, but then the blonde pulled back. "I like you." He said and gave the man a smile before rushing out the door.

Roxas had actually walked out the door, hoping Axel would rush after him and spin him around, whispering something sexy like, 'I want to pound into you right now, Roxas...and I always have...' But it didn't happen. Axel just sat there, staring at Roxas' retreating back and making Roxas feel like a fool.

Axel would later regret not running after him, but for now he was just in shock. Roxas had kissed him? No way!

As the information slowly seeped into Axel's brain, he fainted.

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