Erg….hi?…..I know…I know…It's been FOR EVAHHH!! Since I last updated…Sorry….Well…here's a new chapter…please don't kill me!!

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"It's too quiet." Naruto sighed as he sat on the Hokage's chair and looked at the papers in front of him. He had been working for hours and there was still no sign of a certain duck butt haired raven.

Ever since Naruto and Sasuke had gotten together, the raven always hunted the blonde down when he had an off day, but today, there was no sign of the sex driven Uchiha.

As the blonde continued his work thinking about said raven, a certain opposite raven was sprawled on the couch enjoying his time alone with no one to pester him. But for some reason, the raven felt hollow. As if he was missing something.

"Come on Uchiha, you've wanted to have day off since forever, so now' s your chance. Don't waste it." Parallel Sasuke kept trying to convince himself that he was happy in that world, but it wasn't working. He was missing the constant begging of sex and bothersome blonde. He wanted to go home.

In parallel world

"Come on Sasuke! Let's go outside! Itachi and Kisame are going to be in the parade!" The dressed up blonde happily dragged the cowboy dressed raven through the house.

Sasuke sighed. He felt strange being with this dominant blonde. He wasn't used to being obeyed. Usually the blonde struggled against him, even if it was for fun. But this blonde was like the perfect uke. Just like Sasuke had dreamed. But it wasn't right. Some dreams are better left as dreams.

Suddenly, the raven stopped, which caused parallel Naruto to jerk. "What's wrong Sasuke?" He looked at the raven with big blue eyes. Sasuke bit his bottom lip. HIS Naruto also did that.

He took a deep breath and looked away from the big eyes and gathered all the will power he could muster. "Naruto, I'm sorry. But this is not right. I have to go." And with that said, the raven ran off into the direction of Konoha's forest. He needed to go back home.

As he neared the forest, he stopped and remembered that he needed the fortune cookie to call the mini-sakura thing so he could go home. Once again, the raven slowly made his way back to his weird parallel home.

He sneaked his way in when he noticed that the blonde must be somewhere else looking for him. Slowly, Sasuke made his way to where his clothes were and found it.

He took a deep breath and broke it in half, releasing some type of glitter powder. Suddenly, there was a poof.

"Well that wasn't very long. I thought you would've liked it here. Guess not. So you want to go home right?" Sasuke nodded his head.

"Well then, you're in luck! Sakura chibi fairy no. z1234789 was also called by the Sasuke of this world! You guys will meet up at your world ok? That way you ca change clothes and what not."

Before Sasuke could get a word in, he was sucked into a portal like hole and was on his way to his world.

When he came to, he was looking at himself. "What the?" He slowly got up and scratched his head. "Good to see you're awake. You better not have touched my dobe bastard, or I'll break both your arms."

The raven finally noticed that he was looking at his parallel self. Nothing was different, the only thing that he noticed was that his other version had calm eyes unlike his revengeful and glaring ones.

"Don't worry, I didn't do anything. But you better not have done anything to mine." Sasuke warned. His parallel self snorted and smirked their oh so famous smirk. "I didn't even see him so it's cool."

Sasuke sighed and stood up. He shivered s he felt a slight breeze and looked down at himself and noticed what he was wearing. "Damn, I forgot I was still dressed up." Sasuke looked at himself and sighed.

"Great. We gotta switch clothes. Oh well, at least it's not nude day over there at this time." Parallel Sasuke began to take his shirt off as the real Sasuke shivered again at the thought of seeing all the people he knew nude.

The ravens had no shame to be naked in front of the other seeing as they were the same. But they both smirked at seeing their own sizes and thought the same thing. Their Narutos were the lucky t have them.

As they changed, both fairy Sakuras began to talk non sense to one another and had their backs to the Uchihas to give them privacy. Unlike the Sakura of the real Sasuke's world, they were not crazy for the raven since they were helpers in the parallel world.

After all the clothes were switched, the ravens said their goodbyes and both had plans forming as they went to their real homes.

With parallel Sasuke

"Are you sure you like it better here?" Chibi Sakura asked the raven. "Yeah, I can't stand the silence. Thanks for trying to help though, but I think I'll be fine." Sakura-chi smiled and disappeared.

As the raven made his way to his home, he spotted a head of blonde hair at the steps of their home and noticed as tears streamed down his face. He felt something tug at his heart and ran to the young blonde.

"Naruto! What's wrong? Are you hurt? What is it?" The raven put his hands around his small shoulders. Naruto looked up at the raven and put his head on Sasuke's chest. "Y-you hate m-me!!" Sasuke bit his bottom lip and sighed, there was only one way to fix this.

Since he rarely did it, Sasuke was going to be dominant against Naruto and unleash his pervert side, so in the famous Uchiha voice, he began. "Naruto-kun, don't cry. Come with me, I'll make you feel much better." And with that said, Sasuke picked up the blonde and carried him into their home.

With real Sasuke

"OK, I have to do this. I've finally gotten the perfect plan to help me." The raven made his way to the house when he spotted Naruto walking down the street with a pout on his face.

Sasuke took in a deep breath and made his way to his blonde bride, ready to put his plan into action.

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Ok, so….I've finally updated which is good. Sorry for the long wait guys. I've been EXETREMELY busy. I got a job a while ago and I have almost no time for anything. With school and marching band and a job, it's kinda hard to keep everything in check!! So, just for hell of it, here's my schedule:

5:30a.m wake up

6:55a.m go to school

1:45p.m school ends

2:15p.m marching band practice

4:30p.m practice ends

5:30p.m begins work

9:30p.m work ends

9:45p.m begin h/w

10:30p.m shower

11:00p.m sleep

repeat

I know, I have no time for anything anymore TToTT And don't even get me started on the weekends. Anyway, updates will be slow for a while until band season is over which will be in like, 3 weeks tops? Not sure, but it'll be soon.

Anyways, please REVIEW and give me your opinions and what not.

Laterzzz!!