Thank you all for the unexpected support, I unfortunately I'm not such a fast updater but i will do my best, I know that they are OC but I love Light when he is pissed off. winks evily
Disclaimer: DN Is not mine
" Light I need you to buy me some a womans dress so that Mrs. Takada will look decent for her next scene "
Light, who was pissed off, looked up from his chair to his director. He was a nice old man, but why on earth did he paired Light and L as best friends in the movie, The worst of it, Light had read the script various time and according to what he had read he and his partner were really close, extremely close.
" I don't know were I can find a dress in this city I don't know "
L smiled from across the room and winked at Watari ( The director )
" Oh, that's no problem Bunny, I'll take you to the store, We need to spend time together, For the movie "
L couldn't help but to laugh at the frightened face of the brown haired male, He was ignoring him since he came into the set and in front of everybody called him 'Bunny'. In fact, L liked him but he liked irritating him more.
" I;m not going with him "
Watari looked from Light to L and from L back to Light. There was no way that Yagami could find a dress all by himself, he barely knew where he was at the moment. Letting out a sigh Watari managed to spoke
" Well, I'm sorry to tell you Mr. Yagami that this is an order from your director and a request from your new old friend, If i could do it on my own I would, But I'm so old and my feet aren't as fast as they were when i was your age "
Grunting Light stood up and cursed himself for being so soft towards the old man.
" Fine, But tell Mr. Tiger over here to keep his distance, I never liked tigers and bunnies are afraid of felines "
" Oh so you do admit that you are afraid of me, How interesting, Did you know that Tigers are one of the most passionate animals, They can have sex fo-- "
" Enough! You rapist let's go "
Watari tried to hold back the laugh that was about to come out. Light was furious and L was happy like a kid with a new toy
Smiling L walked to Light until they were besides one another, Then out of the blue he pinched Bunny's butt. Light jumped and fell 3 feet away from L.
" You Tig--I mean rapist you just pinched my butt, How dare you! "
" Come on what's the big show i barely pinched meat, all that you have in there is bones and skin."
" Cut it out and let's go! "
Light was the first one out of the building followed by a smirking L. After 15 minutes of walking around They found a shop with good looking dresses. L walked in first and looked confused around the shop.
" Good evening Gentleman, Can I Help you with something ? "
Light looked at the lady in front of him. Thank God there was someone there to help him around that way L will keeps hands and smirks away from his sight and He didn't knew anything about lady's clothes, so it was to his advantage to be helped by the gentle lady.
" Um, Yes, We're looking for a sexy red dress, That looks not too slutty not too prom, but still cute and nice and cheap, You now what I'm saying "
Smirking the lady led them to a session of red knee-length dresses, Light didn't knew much about woman's likes but he did knew that there was a particular dress that caught his attention.
Before he could pick the dress L caught it and took a look at it and at it's size, It was a little too big But he didn't care it was for Takada after all.
" So, Um if you are done there's the counter "
Light took the dress away from L and went to the counter with L right beside him. There was no one else on the store so it was good because they didn't have to wait.
" Good evening "
Light nodded to the lady and put the dress in the counter. Looking in every direction except the woman's eyes
" Bunny that's not polite, Sorry he's kind of shy "
The woman nodded in an understanding manner and smirked
" What a weird name "
Light blushed madly and looked away
" Pet-name actually, He calls me Tiger, Because, well you should research about Tiger's affairs "
Light handed his wallet to L and gave him a dirty look before exiting the store. L smiled at the woman and apologized silently.
" There all yours and good luck with that "
L smirked at the wink off the woman and exited the store chasing the smell of his Bunny.
" You are so sick, So disgusting, So pervert, So hypocr-- "
" Bunny, Do you want to go take a snack, I'm kind of hungry "
Light sighed and nodded, he was hungry. They walked to a taco place and steped on the line, There were three people before them, Some giving them weird looks.
When they were the ones ordering, A dirty looking man took their order, well Will take their order.
" Bunny, What do you want I;m paying for it "
Light smiled, a fake smile and let out his anger in front of the whole restaurant
" You Freaking stop calling me Bunny this instant!! I am not your bunny you are not my Tiger and I do not want to see you ever again!!, Now you fucking buy me two Tacos You pay for them and You take them to the place, Got that!! "
Everyone looked at Light's direction some laughing some disgusted. L smiled and nodded
" Ok, My little piece of Chocolate "
" I'm not your Chocolate! "
" My hawk "
" No! "
" My shark "
" No "
" My fish, My dosis, My cat, My dog, My bird "
" No!, No!, No!, No!, No!, No! "
" Fine then My Bear "
Light frowned and decided to play along
" Yes, Now my dear, I'm an angry, Big bear You are a little defenseless Salmon, And if you don't get your ass in my cave in 10 minutes, No sex for two weeks !!, Bye Bye Salmon "
This time it was L who was embarased and blushing
" I like that attitude, Bunny Bear "
" Oh you're so kind Salmon Tiger "
" I'll kill you, Light "
" Can't wait for it "