"I'm older; it's not fair!"
"You can't have it 'cause you were named after a water bender!"
"Shut up!"
"No, you!"
The
ruckus that morning was attributed to, of course, Hakoda and Hiro;
Toph and Sokka's rambunctious twins. Their sister Kanna when have
joined the fray, but, thank goodness, she was away with her
"Uncle-Avatar-Aangy," Aunt Katara, and her cousins, Aki and Kya.
Sokka took the long way around the house, whistling triumphantly. He'd let Toph deal with…whatever the boys were up to no.
He proudly slung a stick crammed with two-bit fishes; the product of three hours down in the stream with a make-shift pole.
"Dad!" Sokka's whistling faltered. In front of him stood his two boys and his wife. Shoot. He'd miscalculated.
Sokka gulped as Hakoda and Hiro scampered up to him, their fists clenched and eyes pleading.
"Dad! Tell Hiro he can't do it!" Hakoda exclaimed, pointing at his twin.
"Nu-uh, I can do it if I want! Mom said!" Hiro retorted.
"Mom said you can do what?" Sokka asked, desperate and confused. Hakoda crossed his arms irritably as Hiro grinned wide.
"This!" Hiro cried. Sokka felt a sharp pain fly up his backside, and his hands soon emptied his spear-of-fish. A sharp incline of earth kept him above ground for a few shocking, terrifying milliseconds, and then Sokka quickly and violently found himself flat on ground level, his back tingling and his body rigid.
"I can earth bend Dad!" Hiro called excitedly. Hakoda huffed again, but Sokka heard hysterical laughing in the distance. That accursed woman.
"Thank you, Universe," Sokka mumbled.
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As requested, a Tokka kids one-shot. This idea just popped into my head and I wrote it in five minutes. If this isn't satisfying, just ask for a different one. I guess it's not too bad, eh? Right?