Third chapter here, enjoy! :D
Disclaimer: Nothings mine, everything belongs to Takeshi Konomi.
Yukimura Seiichi was sitting on his bed and pondered some ideas in his head
Yukimura Seiichi was sitting on his bed and pondered some ideas in his head. He wanted to prank his little baby, Akaya-chan, because the little one was sulking in such a sweet way.
'Oh well, maybe I could use the killer goldfishes which Fuji gave to me. It would be worth a try.'
Just as he wanted to leave his room and search for Kirihara Akaya, his cell phone rang.
'Ara? Who is calling me now? Maybe it's Akaya-chan…'
With a smile on his face, Yukimura openend his cell phone, a happy tune in his voice as he answered.
"Moshi moshi, this is Yukimura Seiichi talking."
"Sei-kun, what a pleasure to hear your voice."
Yukimura's smile turned into a grin.
"My, Syuu-kun, how do I deserve a phone call from you? Does the acid not work?"
Yukimura heard a chuckle on the other end of the line.
"Saa, I wonder about that. No, this is a serious problem. It's about Mizuki."
Yukimura's good mood fell. If it had something to do with the midget from St. Rudolph, it probably meant something bad had happened or would happen.
"Mizuki? Tell me everything."
Yukimura made himself comfortable on his bed, while listening to Fuji's story. After it, the other end went silent and Yukimura sighed.
"So you accepted this bet from him? Well, if Akaya-chan would have forced me to do this, I would have agreed, too. But I think, I could help you."
Fuji gave a relieved sigh.
"Really? I knew I could count on you, Sei-kun. So, what are you planing?"
"I think it's too dangerous if we talk via the phone. I'm going to come over in a sec, I'm just taking some tools with me. See you soon."
"All right, see ya."
And with that, Seiichi took out his last costume from Christmas and collected all the things he would need today. He chuckled.
'Even if Fuji can't torture them, I'm able to, and if I have the chance, I'm not going to waste it.'
Back in the Atobe mansion, Eiji, Oishi and Inui had already left, leaving back some advice and promises, that they would keep an eye on Ryoma in school.
Although they were a fivesome, they weren't all at the same school. Fuji wasn't attending school anymore at all, he was going to become a photographer. He loved taking pictures of his lovers, right now, he had quite the collection together.
Ryoma when he was sleeping in front of the Ponta store to get the newest sort of Ponta.
Genichirou when he was shaving his legs in the morning.
Keigo when he was painting the mole under his eye – it wasn't real after all.
And of course Kunimitsu, but this was a story for itself. Although Tezuka looked stoic and cold, he was such a cute boy. So Fuji had taken some pictures of him, when he was talking to his rubber ducks and when he was knitting some clothes for the plants in the garden.
Fuji chuckled. How he loved his boyfriends. And how he would miss being sadistic to them. It was interesting to watch their reaction especially when they got irritated.
In this moment, the doorbell rang.
Sanada stood up from the couch he was sitting on. Atobe and Tezuka were occupied with each other, but Sanada was too tired to do much more than cuddle, so he wanted to join them afterwards.
'Hm, I think I could make some tea…'
But when he opened the door, he sweat dropped.
There in front of him stood his former buchou, Yukimura Seiichi, wearing sunglasses, a red Santa costume, and a parrot on his shoulder.
"Arrrr, ho ho ho, little Genichirou-kun, Happy Christmas, pirate fellow."
This would have looked really convincing, if the sun wouldn't be shining and Sanada wouldn't be sweating like hell.
"Uhm, what are you? Jack Sparrow on a secret mission?"
Yukimura chuckled.
"My my, Gen-kun, I am Santa Clause, can't you see? And this is ma parrot, Akayara, who is a demon in reality. So, if you won't let me in, I'm not going to deliver any presents to this house. I thought you wanted the XXT shaver, no stubbles left.
Sanada gulped and sweat dropped at the same time.
"Yukimura-buchou, uh, I mean, Yukimura-san-"
Yukimura held up his index finger and wiggled it in front of Sanada's nose who was getting more irritated by the minute.
"Does little Sanada-chan does not believe in Santa anymore? I'm disappointed. And I'm not Yukimura, I'm sexy Santa from south pole, you know, we moved our station to south pole, because north pole is melting really fast, haha."
Sanada sweat dropped again. Really, who would believe, that this was Santa?
In this moment, Tezuka appeared behind him, a questioning look on his face.
"Gen-kun, I thought I heard the doorbell, and-"
Tezuka stopped and stared. He was getting stiffer the more he watched the person who pretended to be Santa and his eyes were shining behind his spectacles like the ones of a school girl who met her favourite idol.
"Uuuh, Kunimitsu?"
Tezuka simply stared and didn't move. He was in a shock, this was Santa after all! All the years he waited every Christmas with cookies and milk to finally see Santa, but he always got distracted, the last years mostly because of his boyfriends. But now here he stood, and Tezuka was in joy.
"Santa…"
Yukimura smiled and came in, patting Tezuka's head like he was a little child.
"My my, Tezuka-kun, you were such a sweet boy this year, so I thought I would be visiting you a bit earlier than I planned to."
Sanada wanted to slam his head against the wall.
"Of course, 'Santa-san', so how did you came here? Where is your sledge?", Sanada murmured with an angry undertone.
Santa-san alias Yukimura turned around, and gave Sanada a big smile.
"My sledge is just in front of the house, don't you see it?"
Tezuka awoke out of his shock and ran outside. He stopped and looked at…
a sledge. Well, it was a barrel with two laces who were attached to six snails. The front snail had a red clowns nose on it, practically covering half of the snails body.
Tezuka smiled a smile, he never smiled before and Sanada slammed his hand against his head.
"Kunimitsu, you know this isn't Santa, right? And this isn't a sledge, this is a barrel with snails in front of it."
Tezuka turned around, an angry expression on his face.
"Sanada, I know this is crazy but this is Rudolph the reindeer, can't you see his red nose?"
Tezuka walked up to Yukimura, I mean, Santa-san and took his hand into his.
"Santa, I'm your biggest fan."
Sanada nearly fainted.
Yukimura smiled at Tezuka and gave him a hug.
"You're such a sweetie, do you know? I'm here to pay Fuji-kun a visit, he wrote me a letter and he told me to come here as fast as possible, but since you're such a good boy, I'm going to give you a present."
Yukimura grabbed inside his red coat and dropped a red and white rubber duck into Tezuka's hands whose eyes where shining, although the rest of his body was straight as ever.
"It's name is Rico, and I'm sure, you will care for him with all your heart, right?"
Tezuka nodded and made his way to the 'sledge' to take a closer look at 'Rudolph'.
"So, Gen-kun, would you be so nice and guard me to Fuji-kun?"
Sanada gave the blue haired man in a costume a stressed look and nodded.
After they entered the hall, Sanada gave Yukimura an angry look.
"You know, you and Fuji are driving Tezuka insane."
Yukimura raised an eyebrow.
"Are you insulting Santa-san?"
Sanada sighed, while Yukimura chuckled.
"Actually, I find it quite endearing. You don't often see Tezuka like this. If I hadn't Akaya-chan, I would probably thinking about joining you."
The man next to him chuckled.
"Of course. But the next time you have to chose a better costume, maybe you're are misleading Tezuka, but you won't mislead anyone else with it."
"Oh my gosh, brat, it's Santa!"
The next thing Sanada saw before he slammed his head against a wall was Atobe who was coming out of the bedroom, jumping on the spot elegantly, which only an Atobe could do, squealing like a school girl and Yukimura who was smiling a sadistic smile.
'Please, this can't be true.'
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