Cat: (Sweatdrop) I updated? (Gits hit by a pie) (Grins) I love pie!

Bakura: (-.-;)

Disclaimer: Cat don't own YGO.

Malik:

Malik looked around. The taxi driver had left him at the entrance, said he was brave lad, hugged him (Which was disturbing) and left. "Where the heck is my guide?" he asked himself.

A man came upto him. "Hola senor." the man smiled.

Malik blinked the growled. "I don't understand you!"

The man also blinked before he said. "Lo siento senor! I am very sorry sir! You looked spanish."

Malik growled. "Since when do spanish people have blonde hair, tan skin and violet eyes?"

The man grinned. "But senor, since when does anyone have blonde hair, tan skin and violet eyes? May I ask your name senor?"

"Malik Ishtar."

"Ah! Nice to meet you Malik! I am Tres."

Malik blinked. This man was confusing him. "Whatever, listen I'm looking for someone named Cat. Have you seen her?" He got even more confused when the man lost color and started stuttering.

"S-s-e-senor! L-lo s-sien-siento! I had no clue y-y-you kn-knew miss T.I! Come follow me a-and I s-sh-shall t-take you t-to h-her!"

Malik didn't haven time to question because the Tres pulled him by his shoulders and started dragging him.

Malik shouted. "MY STUFF!"

Tres stopped and quickly snapped his gfingers. A boy came upto them and the man said something in spanish. Then the boy turned tail and ran towards Maliks stuff.

"He'll bring them for you. Now let us go! We do not want to kepp miss. T.I waiting.

Cat/T.I:

Cat looked at the paper, she was getting a guy.

"Cat!" came a shout.

Cat's head shot up. Only her friends called her Cat, others HAD to call her T.I. She turned around and saw a dark skined girl standing above her. "Juanita!" She shouted hugging her friend.

Juanita grinned. "I decided to drop by. But I leave in five minutes."

Cat smirked. "Someone actually won my contest."

(O.O) "No way! Someone answered the question as you worshipping life size pictures of Malik Ishtar?"

Cat nodded. "Yeah. I can't wait to see who it is!"

Just then the same old lady that walked upto M.L and Anzu.

(A/N: Ra knows how she got there since there about 3 hours away from each other when it somes to planes.)

"God bless his brave soul." she muttered.

Cat grinned. "Hi grandma."

The old lady frowned. "Please don't be too hard on them. I've seen the girl, she is very innocent."

Cat blinked. "Were not gonna hurt them. Me and M.L haven't hurt anyone before, and you know it."

The old woman snorted. "Not physicly. But your mind games drive people crazy! Just look at what that friend of yours did to Ra!"

'Oh yeah...'

Flashback:

M.L and Cat were in Egypt shopping.

"I think pink is sooo your color!" shouted M.L as Cat tried on a pink shirt.

"Ya don' say? I thought baby blue was!" Cat said shocked.

M.L's eyes landed on something. "What's that?" she pointed to a temple.

Cat grinned. "The temple of 'Ra'! What a joke! Ummm M.L?" Cat blinkd when she saw M.L walking towards the temple of Ra. "M.L! Were not allowed to go there! We'll be cursed forever!" screamed Cat her eyes wide.

M.L laughed. "Curse? What sort of a 'curse'?" she walked up on the first step.

"NOOOOOOOOO! M.L!" Cat screamed.

M.L rolled her eyes. 'Dramatic idiot'.

Just then the sunny sky turned black and there was lightning in the sky.

M.L's eyes widened. 'I'm a beliver!' she turned around and ran back.

"WHO DARES STEP FOOT IN MY TEMPLE?" came a booming voice.

"Excuse me sir." Cat said getting up and brushing her skirt like a little girl would. Then she smiled sweetly. "M.L didn't step IN to the temp-"

"RA!" the booming voice shouted. "No, hold on! I'm Ra!" Then the clouds separated and a man with the head of a hawk came down from the sky.

M.L got up and glared at it. "DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU SCARED ME?"

Cat stepped back. M.L was younger then her by atleast half a month, but when M.L got mad... Gods.

Ra glared at her. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'E TALKING TO?"

"I'm talking to you bird brain! No! Scratch that! Bird HEAD! Hey Cat! Isn't that funny?"

Ra looked at Cat and Cat pathiticly smiled back. "Hi! I'm Cat people'z call me Cat."

(-.-U)

"MY ME!" screamed the so called 'Ra'. "You are CAT and she is M.L!"

M.L waved boredly. "Yeah, want an autograph?" she yawned. "Or would you rather have a picture?"

Ra waved at Cat. "You know. You were innocent minded untill you met her." he pointed to M.L.

"Yeah..." Cat said in dreamy voice. "Those were the days."

Ra glared at her. "So I shall kill M.L for turning the innocent into monsters!" he declared.

"Ok." said M.L looking at her nails.

Ra blinked. "This is the part where you grovel for your life."

M.L shrugged. "What's so great about living that I have to grovel for?"

(O.O) "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Ra screamed.

End Flashback.

Cat nodded. "Who knew Ra was so weak minded?"

Cat's grandma glared. "I'm leaving now. I have to go to the docters about my terrible back. I will prey for the two innocents." and she left.

Juanita blinked. "How is M.L neways?"

"Oh she's good." Cat waved away a fly.

Juanita suddenly screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAH! MY FLIGHT! Bye Cat!" and she ran away.

(O.O) "Ok! Bye!"

"Miss T.I! Here is Malik Ishtar!"

Cat's eyes went huge and Malik was, well, very creeped out.

XXXX

Cat: Yes, yes. It should've been longer.

Malik: Yes It should've been. What's with the spanish ne ways?

Cat: (Tears) Pierdo Eve!

Malik: (Oo) What?

Cat: I MISS EVE!

Malik: (BLink) It hasn't even been a day.

Cat: AND SHE'S GONE FOR OVER A WEEK!

Malik: (Gets an umbrella; opens it and put's it above his head)

Cat: (Tears no longer wetting Malik) Ahahaha!

Malik: (Trying not to drown) REVIEW!