Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, the Prime Minister, Her Highness The Queen or the President. Or M.L, or Mary.

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"Hello there. I am your flight attendant and I will be taking your order."

Anzu yawned and rubbed her eye tiredly. "M.L, why're you dressed as a sailor?"

"Cat wants to honor Britain for winning the revoloutionary war."

"But they lost."

"...So that's why I don't have a hot accent."

(-.-)

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Malik watched Cat run out of the room. "Thank God that's over." he said sitting opposite Anzu and M.L.

Cat had, for some strange reason, been preeching, and crying, and screaming.

It had nothing to do with the Revolutionary war though. Or America. Or even Britain.

She'd told them about the time she'd broken her first nail...

Malik threw off his shirt.

(O.O)

Anzu's eyes were wide. "Holy-"

"Momma." finished M.L, drooling slightly.

A ray of light shone through the window onto Malik's well toned chest, showing off his tan skin and muscles.

"What?" he asked cockily, his eyebrow raised.

"I know exactly what we'll do today! Can you guys say hot tub? I can!" M.L stood up and started running out. "Cat! Cat! GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW?"

Faintly you could hear Cat shout; 'Was it a penguin playing a banjo?'

'No better!...And less creepy.'

Anzu sighed. "They're both craz-" she stopped as she felt warm breath on her neck and two strong arms wrap themselves tightly around her waist.

Turning around, her eyes wide, she turned to see a certain egyptian smirking down at her. Their nose barely inches away.

-

"Malik's really that hot?" asked Cat.

M.L wiped away the drool from Cat's mouth with a tissue. "Yeah. Really hot. Super hot."

"And you left that hot guy alone with Mazaki Anzu?"

"..."

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Anzu put her hands on his chest, leaning foreward slightly.

Then suddenly the doors flew open.

"TIME TO GET OFF THE SHIP!" shouted Cat, jumping around.

M.L stood by Malik and Anzu and sighed dreamily. "Cat looks so happy, yet insane. Insanely happy. Inappy."

(O.o)

"Umm, right." said Anzu. Pulling away from the shirtless egyptian in embarassement.

Malik just frowned and watched Cat jump bounce off of the walls. "She's defying gravity." he said in awe.

"Yeah," said M.L. "She does that sometimes."

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"I can't believe we're finally here." said Anzu as the ship stopped.

Malik nodded. M.L and Cat were at the Control room, though he wondered if it were a good idea to leave them there. "So, Mazaki?"

"Yeah Ishtar?"

"What were you going to do? Before Cat and M.L came in."

Anzu frowned. She didn't know herself. "I think I was about to-"

"Ahoy up there." came a bored voice.

Anzu and Malik blinked and looked down, searching for the source of the emotionless voice. They spotted her.

"Oh My God... It's a goth." whispered Anzu, horror struck.

Slowly she and Malik got off the ship.

"The name is Mary." said 'The Goth' emotionless. "And I'm very please to meet you."

"You don't sound pleased." pointed out Anzu.

"Oh, but I am."

"I don't think so."

"I'm a goth."

"Good for you."

"Mary-chan!" Cat jumped out of the ship like an ecstatic five year old.

M.L followed, not looking as happy. "Hi Mary." she said, emotionlessly.

"Yo." said Mary, they stared each other down.

Malik turned to Cat. "Why there a goth here?"

"Oh, Mary-chan grew up here. She's the only one who knows how to avoid the lava, swamp, man eating paranas, canabals, giant griffins and Ra's protectors who are hiding around here somewhere planning to kill M.L and I."

(O.O)

Twitchy eye...

Anzu groaned. "By the time we get there our vacation'll be over."

"Exactly why we we're offering a full money back guarantee." said M.L, finally.

"But this trip is free." said Malik, his eyebrow raised.

Suddenly Mary laughed and evil, evil laugh.

Anzu grabbed Malik's arm. "They're all insane." she whispered.

Malik nodded, his eyes narrowed.

"They don't mean money back for you." she said finally, looking at Cat and M.L who were now investigating the body of a dead bee.

"Do you think this thing had sex with a bird before it died?"

"Ne, M.L, I'm not so sure that what 'The birds and the bees' means."

"Okay Cat, now you're being stupid."

"They don't?" asked Anzu, dumbfounded.

"Do you think hosting their advertisement, booking a plane and renting a private Island was cheap? If you guys don't get to the offcial Funny Island part of this island in seven days. I can guarantee you'll lose every penny you have. The other seven days are for pleasure if you get there."

Malik's jaw dropped. "WHAT? Is that even legal?"

Anzu looked like she was going to faint.

"You didn't read the small print on the form?" Mary gave a creepy smile. "No one does nowadays. People all over the world are betting on you."

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Britain, London, Downing Street:

"Mr. Prime Minister sir, new just in, M.L and Cat have made it two the Island today. That means they have five more days to get to the official part with their guests whilst avoiding the obsticals."

"I see, keep me informed. The President of The United States of America, we bet they'd lose." he smiled charmingly.

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Britain, Buckingham Palace:

"Your Highness, news has arrived of the two young women, they have arrived at their destination."

"Good, good, Wilson." said the Queen looking up from her breakfast. "Do keep an eye on them. Dismissed."

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America, Washington, The White House:

"I demand a meeting with the president! M.L and Cat have reached the Island quicker then expected sir!"

The president stood up. "I had big bucks bettin' they wouldn't make it til day three!"

"Sir, there's a chance they may get to the 'Funny' part of the Island."

"Send in the air force!"

"Sir, we have a problem..."

-

Back on the Island:

"OMG!" screamned Anzu, pointing at the falling fiquire.

"IT'S A BIRD!" shouted Malik.

"IT'S A PLANE!" argued Cat.

"It could be God." said Mary blankly.

"NO! IT'S THE PRESIDENT!" said M.L suddenly. "And he doesn't have a parachute!"

WHAM!

KABAAAM!

CRACK!

"Well, this Island is might soft." said the president. "Haha, I was worried I'd die since I'd left my parachute at Buckingham Palace."

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Buckingham Palace:

"You did sabotage the presidents plan to ruin Cat and M.L did you not, Wilson?" The queen raised an eyebrow.

"Yes your highness. I stole his parachute."

"Good, good. I hope the bastard dies. How dare he hit on my daughter."

"...Indeed madam."

-

Malik's eye twitched. "Hey Mr.President, get your fat butt off of me."

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Cat: Yay! I finally updated. So, what's going on? The presidents on Funny Island? Five days to get there while avoiding dangerous things and what's going on between the princess and the president?? ((O.o)) You may never know unless I update, so review!