A/n: ok hopfuly dis 1 iz gud, I worked hard on it!

Chapter 2:

I wok up n it wuz a brit n sunny day wich wuz nice b/c missions n da rain r nvr fun. I stereched out n yawned.

"Gud mornin!" i told mi cat hiz nam wuz ryan aftur ryan ross n panic at da disko bc hes so cool. He moed n den I peted hm n wuz lik aw hes so cut lol. Den da hokage noked on da dor.

"hi soonaday y r u her did narooto distri ur hus?"

'lol, he iz a trublmakr but dat iz nut y im hur 2day. U r a stooped slut minako n u go rund slepn wit al da boiz n da vlag bc orichimaroo told me dat u wuz bad n dat he seen u n neji don it n he hd da pcs wit u n u dnt hav no sht on!"

"liz!" I yeld crin "he wuz contrled. I luv Sasuke u can ask hm n neji wud tel u."

'Ya u lil slut I jus wen ova 2 hiz hus n he wuz lik yup dat slut wuz jumpin all on mi n den Sasuke atkd me so u n him r kikd out of da vge bc we cnt hav da children trin 2 b sluts 2. So we r sendin u 2 oracheemaruo bc he sed he wud tak da bad kids lik u.'

"but he only wants 2 rap us!"

"I dnt cr u stooped lil trashball so lev now!" I crd n ran out n sasuke wuz der n he wuz watn 4 me.

"Sasuke we iz kikd frum da vlge bc soonaday wuz trckd bi neji n she tinks im a slut."

"dnt wry minako itz ok I beeliv u rnt a slut." Sasuke hugd me n I crd.

'well I no wre we can stay so we dnt get rapd by dat lil pervut orinfcimaro!"

"realy, whr?'

"ull c!" I sed n den I waked n we cam 2 dis big rock. "opn up iz me!" I sed.

Da rok moved n der wuz dis sexi guy stndin der n he had blond hair n it wuz in da ponytail n blu eyes wit makeup wich iz cool on sum guiz!"

'itz u mina-chan, u r sao prty now I wud luv 2 go out wit u."

"o ya u can shut up bc me n Sasuke iz goin out k thnx!" he lukd sad. "sry' I sed but I had a bad day.

"O itz ok mina-chan I undatnd it wuz a bad day 4 me 2 bc I had 2 wach da hid out all alon."

"o dat sux," I sed. "well lizzn we ned 2 stai hur bc we wuz kikd out of da vlge n so now dat snak prvt iz afta us!"

"o den u guiz cn stai hur im shur pain will be hapi, sed dedr. Den bhnd us sum1 hugd mi n jmpd on mi.

"minako u r bak!" sed Itachi n den Sasuke atkd him wit da nif ting.

"stp it!" I crd n dey bot lukd at mi n dey wuz bot so sad.

'but he kld mi fmly n he wuz trin 2 get wit u,' Sasuke sed.

"I dnt cr b4 I met u mi n him usd 2 go out so I luv him 2."

"o we den u lil slut. U cn hav him n I will lev n id rathr b wit oaroacheemiroo debn w da slut!" n he ran of n I crd.

"No asuke wat!" I cald afta him.

"now we cn go out agn!" tach laughd.

"so dat wuz ur plan u stopd basta!" cred runn afta Sasuke. New I hd 2 apoljiz 2 him n dat he wud prolly nvr 4giv me evn do it wuz hiz stod bruthas fault. But I luvd Sasuke so I went newayz.

A/n: o no! dat z so sad, pur minako, hopflly Sasuke will cum back.