All the Attempts
Naruto still looking in the mirror began to cry, do to a drastic increase in estrogen. After
ten minutes of constant crying he finally got a hold of himself.
"Alright, I've got to do something, but what? He banged his hand against his head for an idea when he heard the whistle from his teapot go off.
"Well it's no good trying anything on an empty stomach." He said as he walked into the kitchen, and turned off the stove. But when he put his hand on the pot it burned him. "Ouch!" He looked at his hand to see the damage but it had already healed.
"What the, oh yeah the nine tailed fox must have done this." Naruto thought about this statement until he had an idea which made him scream and jump for joy.
"The fox can fix this I just know it." Naruto's hands flew to make the right signs and then he found himself in the great hall of his mind. Even in his mind he was a girl.
"What ever happened it made me a girl inside out." He said as he started to search for the fox.
"Hello, Mr. Fox I need you to fix something." Naruto yelled. Suddenly he heard the scampering of feet and a sweet but upset voice replied. "Go away, I'm trying to sleep." Naruto started towards the voice. "Don't come any closer or I'll rip your legs off." The voice threatened.
"Hey where's the fox and who are you?" Naruto questioned.
"I'm nobody and his not here." The voice said.
"Yeah right, why don't you quit pretending and show yourself, you chicken" Naruto taunted.
"Why you little brat, how dare you insult the might Fox demon!" Then the place started to glow with chakra. Then the nine tailed fox leaped forward in his scariest pose. Naruto broke out laughing, because the once massive and red demon was now a small and pink fox.
"What happened to you?" Naruto chocked out as he continued to laugh.
"Hey your one to talk, what no clothes you must have rush in here." The fox retorted.
"I came here for you to fix this, but seeing as you have the same problem this was just a waste of time."
"Just go away, it's your fault this happened anyway."
"How is it my fault, I woke up like this."
The fox began to cry and whine about how unfair his life had been.
"Forget this." Naruto said and put his hands in the release sign. Once he was back in the real world he prepared his ramen.
"Even as I am nothing taste better then ramen." He thought as he ate. But then there was a knock on the door.
"Who could that be?" Was what crossed his mind while he called, "It's open."
The door opened and a man spoke. "Is every thing alright, I heard a scream."
Naruto had his back to the entrance of the kitchen, but when the man walked in he turned around. The mans jaw dropped and he ran right in front of Naruto.
"Hey baby I'm Horbe, one of the greatest ninja the world has ever seen!" Horbe said, trying to be as smooth as possible. Naruto move against the stove, but Horbe simply moved within the same distance again.
"What do you think your doing?" Naruto said angrily.
"Come on girl I'm only in town for a while, let me show you a good time." Horbe said as he placed his hand on Naruto's chest. Naruto looked down and realized why this guy was acting so weird towards him.
"YOU PERVERT! Get out of here." And with that Naruto slammed him out the door, which he locked, put his back to it and slid to the floor.
"Man that was just weird," he sighed. "Guess I'd better put some clothes on." He stood and walked to his closet.
"Now lets see what I've got." He pulled out his usual wear, but his under wear was too small, and the pants weren't long enough. He tried to put on his black shirt but it wouldn't fit over his newly acquired body parts, and when he tried the jacket on he couldn't breath. So he went back to the closet, but the only other thing he could find was a large t-shirt. "All I have is a shirt no pants." He looked about and seeing the curtains had an idea. He grabbed the curtains and wrapped them around his waist and pinned it there. "There that should do, now to get back to breakfast." He said as he re-entered the kitchen and finished his first bowl and went to make another bowl when he discovered he was out of food.
"Great, now I have to go to the store." Naruto shrugged his shoulders and slipped on his
Open sandals and walked out of his apartment.
"I hope I don't run into anyone I know, that would be awkward."