Hey everyone! This is Rachel! I'm sorry that we haven't been working on this story for a while, but Lauren and Cassie have already said that there has been a recent death in my family. So, yeah. But I am better and I have a bunch of ideas! Once again, this story is by Rachel, Cassie, and Lauren.
DISCLAIMER! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
BPOV
Why are we shopping? I thought this was Alice's thing, not Rae's. And do you want to know the worst part? Rae wouldn't let Edward come with us! She is going to get beaten, now if only I was a vampire…
"Um, Rae?" I asked.
Rae looked up from the perfume she was holding. I couldn't see what the name was.
"What?"
"Why are we looking at perfume? I thought you hated the stuff." Which was so true, every time Alice had tried to put it on her Alice somehow wound up outside, five miles away… Not that I have anything against that, but there comes a point in time where anger becomes insanity.
"Well, for one-" Rae put the bottle on the nearest table, glaring at me. "The bit- I mean- Jacob, can smell vampires out. Now if I have to act as human as possible" She sounded as if she was talking to a retard. "I have to attempt to get rid of the smell. And I also have to try to stop his smell, so I will be keeping my nose full of smells so I can't smell that crud."
Wow, that sounded so simple. "But why can't Edward come with us?"
"Well, I can't be smelling like Edward now can't I?" Rae moved her index finger back and forth, as if she was a teacher lecturing a bad student. "And I really like causing him to throw a fit." She added quickly, probably hoping I wouldn't catch it.
"WHAT?" I yelled. Everyone in the store stared at me. Crap! I did it again.
"Aw, but cousin Bella!" Rae sounded so childish. She was acting. This can't end well. "Why can't I go out tomorrow?"
Shit! What the hell am I supposed to say? "Because we are going to see your uncle- um- Edward?!" That went smoothly.
"Fine!" Rae yelled. She inconspicuously pushed two bottles of perfume towards me and left.
I sighed; this thing was going to be the death of me. I went up to the cashier. It was a boy, his nametag read: "Michael"
Michael looked at me and smiled "How are you? That stuff is simply FABULOUS!"
This dude was gay… I don't have anything against gays; don't get me wrong, it's just that they creep me out.
I smiled and paid for the items. And left in search of Rae. She was going to pay for leaving me in there!
"COUSIN BELLA!" Rae yelled. I turned in the direction of her voice. Rae was standing waving her arm like an idiot. She was right underneath a sign that said- Oh God! She was right underneath a PetCo sign. Why was she there? Didn't I tell her I hated those damned birds?
"Come on Bella! I found what I wanted!" Rae yelled and ran into the store. What did she want? But, I decided to be the older person- no pun intended- and go in.
Rae was in the back of the store, staring at the cats and dogs. Oh shit. Now I understood why she wanted to be here. Cats. This cannot end well, either she would be found out and Jake would hate me for doing it. Or Jake wouldn't find out but be seriously pissed off and I would get in serious trouble. Hmm…. The outlook wasn't too bright.
"I found the two that I wanted!" Rae pointed toward a cat that was completely white. That one scared me. The other one was bronze. It was so cute! It had dark yellow eyes… Oh, I see what she was getting at.
"So why do we need two?" I asked, keeping my eyes off hers. "I mean, this can't be the only thing your planning on doing right?"
"Hey, a girls got to eat right?" She said happily, "This is my type of 'eating out' you know."
What. The. Fuck. They eat out? That didn't sound quite right. But it made perfect sense. Either that or I'm finally losing my mind.
"Bitch alert." Rae snarled. What did that mean? Who was this 'bitch?'
Then Rae's expression changed into a childish smile, if I didn't know who she was I wouldn't have been scared of it. But this face just freaked me out.
"Hello there!" She said to a person who was standing right behind me.
I turned, and then I found out whom this 'bitch' was.
"Hey, Bella!" Jake hugged me. I couldn't breathe. That wasn't something unusual.
"Can't . . . Breath . . . . . JAKE!" I gasped.
Rae laughed as Jake let go of me. Then I realized she had stopped breathing.
"Oh, so this is your cousin?" Jake smiled at her. Rae's smile twitched a little bit.
"Hi, I'm Rae, I need to go bring Eddie home, so I'll be right back!" Rae said and ran out of the store with the two cats.
Now I understood why she needed the two cats. She wasn't that thirsty.
"So that's your cousin?" Jake asked staring after her.
"Yeah, on my moms side of the family. She is a little strange at first." Alright only the first part was a lie.
"She doesn't look 14."
Well no shit Sherlock! She is somewhere over 100 years old! Why do you think that? Not to mention she was 16 when she became a vampire! God this kid is some piece of work.
"Why did she name a cat Eddie?" Jake asked.
I glanced at his expression, I've never seen such a strange mixture of anger, confusion, and... Jealousy? Is he jealous because he isn't named after a pet? What a freak.
"No clue." I answered truthfully.
"I'm back!" Rae yelled from behind me; right into my ear. It hurt, a lot!
"Hey, there." Jake said.
I swear I could feel Rae smile from behind me.
"So, do you want to go shopping with us? I was looking for some dog food." She said.
Jacob stiffened. And Rae stiffened a laugh.
"Um, Jacob?" Rae sounded uneasy, but she was really happy that he was uncomfortable.
"Hmm? Oh, sorry I have to go… um … to see my dad, Bye Bella! Bye Rae!" Jake turned around and almost flew out the door.
"Wow, this week is going to be really fun." Rae's evil smile returned.
"Where are we going now?" I asked eagerly.
"Well, I found the perfume, the cats, the rubber chicken, the fleas-"
"FLEAS?" I half yelled. She wasn't planning on just making fun of Jake; she wanted to torture him.
"All we have left is the gothic clothing!" Rae finished, ignoring my interruption. She grabbed my hand and we ran to Hot Topic.
WOOT! Thank you one and all for being so patient, we will attempt to post the next chapter by the end of the week!