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In Crazy Sea, Crazy hand is once again in charge, everyone is on a sunken ship and for some reason, they can breath. They will find plenty of mysteries there and mess everything up.

The How To... series will focus on a character each chapter and a small story will explain how the got into their personality or something.

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Toon Link's POV

We just found Funky Kong dancing and singing a weirdo song. By the looks of things, everyone was confused, they just moved in their new home after crazy had blew up the Smash mansion.

(I bet you 5 dollars no one is going to appreciate having him here.)

Diddy and Donkey Kong ran up to Funky and they did some secret handshake and then started shouting random giberish.

(You know what, scratch what I said earlier, I'll give you the money in cheque later.)

"So your a member of the secret society of the pissed of monkeys too?" asked Diddy.

"I am in it." claimed Funky.

"Why are we here? Is this our house or Funky's?" I asked.

"I black-mailed him into letting us stay here but since he is a hobo with nowhere else to go, he will stay here with us." said Crazy hand. "Now leave me alone as I'm going to jump in a ice-cold lake for no apparent reason."

"Each of you will have a room to stay in. Bowser and Ganandorf (Super Oldie!) have to have room 6-13 which is haunted." said Funky.

Everyone left to their assigned rooms when we decided to explore the haunted room later.

"I haven't tortured Lucario today, let's bring him and Luigi! That reminds me, Lucas has to stay three steps away from the door." I said.

Lucas stayed away from the door as it exploded. A boy with blond hair and a green scarf with dynomite in both hands was at the door. Beside him was a boy with a red scarf.

"I am the new bomberman and this is my sidekick, Depressed dude!" said the blond.

" Pearl, I am not your sidekick or depressed!" the boy with a red scarf said. He saw us and said, "Hello, my name is Diamond and my friend is Pearl. Pearl was told he can explode a mansion if he can give Red enough money to go to Kanto and he did. He brought me along with him by the scarf."

"Where's the smash mansion?" asked Pearl.

"Crazy hand blew it up and then jumped in a lake." I said.

" (Beep) him! I'm going to jump off a cliff and get even with him!" said Pearl as he ran out of the palace.

"Ooookay... You want to join us in our exploration of a supposed- haunted room on the top floor?" I asked.

"Sure!" said Diamond, who had a small grin on his face.

Ness's POV

(Me and Lucas have a little side-bet going. Who ever screams, runs out the door or gets scared of how old Ganondorf is first has to dye his hair pink. We all know who should win.)

Me, Toon Link, Diamond and Lucas were dragging Lucario and Luigi across the stairs into room 6-13. For some reason, Popo and Diddy were not here but strangely enough, Nana was here!

"Ow! Not by the collarbone agai- Ow! Why does this keep on happening to me?" asked Lucario as he and Luigi were dragged up the stairs.

"It is the second most oftenly used running gag in this story." Toon Link.

When we got there we entered. I noticed Diamond was not here but I heard a pokeball being opened. Lucas got a lantern and saw something. We looked closely and saw...

Lucas's POV

I tried to close my eyes. I was trying even harder not to laugh, I looked again and I burst out laughing. There it was, Bowser and Ganondorf having a tea party!

When everybody finally got control of themselves, we saw Bowser and Ganondorf trying to get out of the room, but the door was locked. I reached the curtains so the sunlight could get in.

Instead, we found moonlight. That was so incredibly strange, I'm sure it was still afternoon.

I took a good look around. Everything looked really old. There were two tables, behind them was a painting with a boo's eyes staring right at me, there were also some spider webs.

I looked around to see the boo painting looking at Lucario.

I felt a spider climb up my nose. I tried not to scream or I will lose the bet. I ended up sneezing it out and it hit Lucario. Better him than me!

Lucario's POV

A spider tried to hit me but I dodged it. Next thing I saw was a Dusknoir merging into Diamond.

"Perish you fools!" shouted Diamond in a mysterious voice. He then ended up laughing and shown that Dusknoir was just hiding in his shadow.

The Boo in the painting appeared out of it and started to duplicate itself. Ness ran out of the room and Lucas screamed so hard that the boo went back in the painting.

We all left the room after that.

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Roy was looking at the sunset on a cliff when Snake came and threw Roy off the cliff. Roy quickly jumped and used his recovery.

"So you survived!" said Snake.

"Yes! And it's all thanks to Shigeru Miyamotu's mighty words..." continued Roy.

"YOU MUST RECOVER!" said both Roy and Snake.

They then saw Pearl jump off.

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I know Ganondorf and Bowser were really, really OOC.

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