Unfortunate Circumstances
i don't own naruto
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a quick message: to answer the questions(actually complaints) of anime-rocks-12, naruto-fan001, and smileforme x3, this will soon become a SasuSaku fic.
Naruto woke up, packed up his tent, and ran off as fast as possible. He soon ran short on energy and stopped. He had smelled Ino, but now he lost the trail. He looked around and smelled "lady juices." He had only smelled this kind of scent when he first nailed Hinata. He thought about when he got her pregnant (the seventh or eighth time they had sex). Neji freaked. They decided soon after to get married and so Neji was Naruto's cousin-in-law. Although it didn't smell like a mix of it and semen. "It must have been somebody masturbating." He sniffed around, and discovered a small, wet pair of panties. "Hmmm, it looks hidden." He smelled around and smelled that the scent led away. "Dammit. This is going to take awhile." He sighed and began to walk away. He didn't get too far when night fell upon him. He pitched his tent and slept.
He woke up and found the trail. He headed off and began thinking about how to kill his target. "I'll get close, nail the bodyguard with a razengan, and full out attack the medical ninja i'm supposed to kill." He looked at the ring he was wearing. He was mesmerized by it's beauty. "Might as well train" He did the sign for a clone jutsu. The ring flashed. He looked around at the ten clones. He had shot for five. He looked at the ring. "Hmmmm..." He was interrupted by a clone jumping at him. He quickly dodged and stabbed it's back with a kunai. It exploded into smoke, and he jumped into the trees. He saw them all look around. Their eyes widened and they poofed away. He then heard yell in the distance. It was too far away to tell who's or why they were yelling. As he was running, he tripped on a tree root fell face first into a tree. As he fell out of consciousness, he heard another yell. Only now he knew it was a yell of pleasure.
What's happening? Wait till ch. 8!