Sorry for such short chapters latley, i've been thinking about starting a new comedy.
Unfortunate Circumstances
me no own Naruto
spanish: el me, no owno, el naruto
strangely familiar...
Sakura woke up and the first thing she thought of was Ino on all fours with Sasuke weaving in and out of her. She tried to stop the thoughts, but it was just so hard...(no pun intended). Then she remembered back to when something just like it happened. When Sasuke first dated Ino, she felt desperate. She tried to get Naruto instead but he had already found the "greatness" of the Hyuga family. She was so sad then. Her backup "toy" had already found someone else who needed his "services." Then Naruto began to love Hinata, destroying that choice completely. About a week after Ino and Sasuke started dating, she saw Sasuke waiting for Ino at the park. She approached him and they started talking. Sakura being so desperate, went to walk away and "accidentally" dropped a shuriken. Then she turned around and "accidentally" allowed Sasuke a chance to look down her shirt. Like any other boy would have, he was overcome by hormones and followed her. When they got to Sakura's house, Sasuke proceeded to...cheat...on Ino.
She got up and walked over to Sasuke's tent. She only heard one breathing pattern. She entered and noticed Ino was gone. She felt a hand on her shoulder, turned around, and was face to face with the blonde girl. Ino winked at Sakura. "He's all yours Sakura." She winked again and gave the peace sign. "Now were even." She was leaving and stopped, turned, and said "If you're ever in the leaf village, seek me out. And, don't tell Shikamaru that I cheated on him. We already have marriage problems." She jumped into the trees, setting off one of the traps, and awaking Sasuke. He jumped to his feet and yelled "Sakura, someone's here!" She just stared at him. He realized what was going on and said they should rest another day. She nodded her head and went off in search of fire wood. As she was heading back from her second load, she noticed Sasuke was a minutes worth behind. She quickly ran back to camp and put down the fire wood. She went into her tent and stripped. She heard Sasuke walk into the camp and put a couple of dead animals (2 squirrels, 4 rabbits, and a chipmunk) by the fire, and went into his tent. Sakura came out and went to the pond. She cleared her throat and said "Sasuke, could you come here a second, this water's too cold. He walked out and she ducked behind a tree. He walked to the water's edge and performed the fireball jutsu to heat the water. As he was exhaling the fire, he felt naked arms wrap around him. He lost his concentration and the fireball dissipated. He couldn't believe that not only did Ino come and trick him into nailing her, but now Sakura wanted to...have fun...too.
She put one arm around his neck, and the other under his arm so that the two met in front of him. He could feel her naked breasts pushing up against his back. It reminded him of when he first...did...Ino. Sakura wasn't stupid, she knew that he was thinking about her...that fucker. Sakura put her head on his shoulder and began to kiss his neck. He immediately thought only of the pink-haired girl trying to get him inside of her. He turned around and his lips to hers, a truly uncharacteristic move. Sakura broke the kiss, smirked, and muttered the words "gotcha."
I'm apologize for the cliffhanger and short chapter, and the fact that it's been like three years since i updated, but i've been busy. Anyway, hope u guys enjoyed it and bet you can't wait for the next chapter.