K, so i'm updating quicker now so hurry and read.
Unfortunate Circumstances
i don't freakin own Naruto.
A hurt that hurts...a lot
note: this will be a SasuSaku real soon kattylin so keep on reading.
Naruto awoke to a huge pain in his face (and it's killin' me). He stood and walked towards a tree. The last thing he remembered was that someone was yelling. Yelling loud, as in almost as loud as when Naruto first put it in tight little Hinata. (what? Too dirty? Sorry...). The funniest part about that, is that Neji didn't sleep well that night. Neither did her dad. Strangely enough, her sister wasn't bothered, in fact, she seemed to enjoy hearing people moan in ecstasy. Naruto and Hinata both slept well that night.
Naruto listened hard but didn't hear any moaning, good or bad. He immediately tried to figure out which direction the moans had come from. He figured they might know where his targets were. So he headed off in the direction he thought he remembered it coming from.
He lept into the tree's and went as fast as he could. As the tree's flew by, he picked up a familiar scent. "INO" he yelled. He jumped down and looked at the small camp. He walked up to the tent and yelled "INO." Inside he heard a "WHAT THE FUCK! WHO THE FUCK"S OUT THERE!?!" She opened the flap and looked at him and immediately realized what was going on.
"Oh, hi Naruto. How are you? I haven't seen you in a while." she said. He thought to himself 'wow, just like Ino to go from steaming mad to just peachy in a matter of seconds.' "Hi Ino, I'm good. I'm just doing a mission. I'm supposed to kill some Kunoichi." he replied to her. "Oh, well good luck, oh and just so you know don't keep heading this direction because you'll head to some bad memories." "What memories?" "Let's just say that you'll regret seeing the girl who waits in this direction." "Oh...ok then I guess. See ya in the village some time?" "Yeah, look up Shikamaru. I'll be there with my hubby's hand." "Ok...see ya Ino" And with that slightly rushed conversation, Naruto lept into the forest, only to turn once out of sight so that he would see just who Ino was talking about. Once on track, he headed in the direction as fast as possible. He really was curious what was over there.
He hopped from branch to branch and he noticed something. Ino's scent was all over the place. As if she walked through the area. Then suddenly it narrowed and he realized she must have slowed down part-way there. He sped up, and soon he smelled a familiar scent. It wasn't Ino...but something from his past. It almost smelled like the panties he had found earlier. He scrambled to figure out who's scent it was, but no names came to mind. He slowed his pace, and spotted a can lying on the ground. He jumped down to inspect it. He noticed that it had fallen from a tree. He looked around and saw a bunch of trip wires. All of which were tied to a kunai and a can, both on different ends.
He looked in the distance and noticed that there were two tents in the distance. He ducked under the traps and slowly approached them. 'Hmm...I don't remember teaching that trap to anyone but...' as he reached the tent, he looked past it and saw EXACTLY what Ino was talking about. In the distance, there was the first girl he ever wanted to "show his love to..." In her arms? The only one he ever taught the trap to...Sasuke.
He quickly ducked into one of the tents. Inside of which he saw a scroll. He picked it up and opened it. It was at that moment that he realized the severity of the situation. He had been hired to kill the first girl he loved: the only person to ever saw him as a person, not a demon; and the one who he had called a rival, and been called rival by.
Hope it wasn't too bad. Just a note: next chapter is a lemon, then the fighting starts. So all you pervs out there, keep your eyes open for chapter 10
