12. On the day a paper is due, skip into class shouting "I have the paper" repeatedly.

13. Fall asleep in class and snore really loud.

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Chad Danforth walked up to the rest of his friends with a smirk on his face. Right then, the rest of them knew that he was up to something.

"Okay, dude, what are you gonna try to do today?" Troy Bolton asked.

"You'll find out in Mr. Wright's English class," he replied, the smirk remaining on his face. Everyone rolled their eyes, before walking to homeroom together. The morning flew by, and it was time for lunch. The group was sitting at their usual table, trying to get Chad to tell them what he was going to do that afternoon during English with Mr. Wright.

"Dude, tell us!" Jason whined.

"Yeah, dude! Tell us!" Troy whined as well. Zeke and Ryan did the same thing. Even the girls asked him to tell them.

"Please, Chad?" the girls asked him, giving him the puppy dog eyes with a pout.

"Fine!" Chad said, finally giving in to everyone. "But don't say anything about it untill class. I want everyone else to be taken off-guard by what I do."

"So, what are you gonna do?" Ryan asked.

"First, you know how we had that paper that was due today?" he asked.

"Yeah." everyone replied.

"Well, I'm going to skip into class, shouting, "I have the paper!" repeatedly," he said, a smirk once again making its way onto his face. Everyone else chimed in with their thoughts.

"Can't wait!"

"Sounds hilarious!"

"You're just weird, Chad. Seriously."

"Then what?" Jason asked.

"Then I'm gonna fall asleep in the middle of class, and begin to snore really loud," Chad replied, before breaking out into laughter. The rest of the group soon followed.

Wiping the tears from his eyes, because he'd been laughing so hard, Troy finally spoke up. "I can't wait to see how Mr. Wright's gonna react! The class will think it's hilarious, but I'm not sure about him."

"We'll have to see about that," Chad said, smirking yet again. When the lunch bell rang, everyone quickly cleaned up, threw their trash away, and headed off to class.

Finally, it was the period that the gang had been waiting for. Last period English with Mr. Wright. Well, most of the group was in the room. Minus Chad, who was getting ready to do part one of his plan for the day. Most of the class were sitting in their seats, as the last few stragglers walked in. Still no Chad. Finally, the bell rang, and Mr. Wright walked in. He noticed that Chad's seat was empty.

"Does anyone know where Mr. Danforth is?" he asked. Most of the class didn't know, except for the gang, who were biting the inside of their bottom lip, to try and keep themselves from laughing. Just then, Chad came in, just like he'd said at lunch.

Skipping, he shouted, "I have the paper!" The class giggled.

"Thank you, Mr. Danforth."

"I have the paper!" The class began to laugh a little louder.

"I have the paper!" The class was laughing even harder now.

"I have the paper!" The class was now roaring with laughter, kids wiping tears from their eyes, and kids holding their sides, because everyone had been laughing so hard.

"Thank you, Mr. Danforth. Now if you'd be so kind as to take your seat, we will begin class." Chad went over, and slipped into his seat, then turned to his left, and grinned at Troy, giving him a thumbs up. Troy returned the gesture.

"Now I'm sure all of you remember the paper that was due today," Mr. Wright said, and the class groaned. "Please get the papers out, and pass them up to the front of your row, then I will come around and collect them." After the papers were passed in, he set them on his desk, before starting that day's lecture.

"First, I want you to write down this slightly humorous quote." Everyone got out their notebooks and a pen, and got ready to write the quote down. Mr. Wright wrote it on the board, before turning to face the class once again. Everyone had a quick laugh when they read the quote that he'd written on the board. It read:

"English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar"

-Author Unknown

When everyone had gotten the quote written down, Mr. Wright continued.

"Now you may have heard someone say something like, 'I'm as happy as a clam.' or 'Wouldn't touch that (or him/her) with a ten-foot pole.' Now, what do those really mean? Well, I'm going to tell you that. Fir--" But he was interrupted by the noise of someone snoring really, really loud.

The class began to laugh slightly, then it turned into roaring laughter. At first, Mr. Wright couldn't figure out who was doing it. But then he saw Chad Danforth at his desk, arms down, head in his arms, and you could tell that he'd fallen asleep, and began to snore really, really loud. He told the class to quiet down. When they did, he told them that he had a plan to wake Chad up, and that they'd like it. Everyone couldn't wait.

Mr. Wright walked up to Chad, and tried waking him up by shaking him. That didn't work, so he tried raising his voice. That STILL didn't work. Finally, he tried out his plan. Leaning down, he whispered something into Chad's ear. "All the food is gone! Somebody took all the food!" With that, Chad quickly shot up, and looked around the room wildly.

"WHAT?! WHERE?! ALRIGHT, WHO TOOK THE FOOD?! NO ONE TOUCHES THE FOOD!!" he yelled. Everyone broke out into laughter, even Mr. Wright! Chad then realized what was going on, and pouted like a little kid.

"That'll teach you not to fall asleep and snore really loud in the middle of class again, Chad," Mr. Wright said, smirking.

After class, everyone went up to Mr. Wright, and were giving him props for what he'd done to wake Chad up. The group of friends were leaving the room, when Chad asked, "So, where's the food?" Everyone just rolled their eyes. 'Typical Chad,' they all thought, before sharing a laugh as they walked down the hall, and out of the building until the next day.

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