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Chapter 4- "You're Bisexual?!"

A few moments later, Anakin and Obi-wan arrived on Padme's doorstep.

"You can go first." Anakin told Obi-Wan.

"Oh? Why, you should have the honor of introducing us." The older man said.

"Please, Obi-Wan…" Anakin begged.

Obi-Wan was about to relent when he heard another voice talking to the Senator.

"Oh, Gods," He whispered, "It's Sabe! I thought Padme said she wouldn't be coming!"

"Well, you know, women are unpredictable!" Anakin said also.

They looked at each other.

"I'm not going first." Both said at the same time.

Obi-Wan stood with a determined stance and Anakin sighed.

"Fine, I will be the mature one this time, what is there to be scared of anyway?" Anakin asked.

He regretted his decision to come first when he was invited in, Padme was standing in the middle of the visitor area, dressed in a peasant's clothes, which did nothing to detract from her natural beauty, with Sabe next to her.

Anakin nearly fell over when she lifted her eyes to meet his. He stood there for a few moments just staring at her, mouth gaping open, and eyes widened.

Obi-Wan would have laughed at him, if he were able, as he was staring in the exact same way at Sabe.

Sabe spoke questioningly, "Uh, gentlemen, is something wrong?"

When there still was no answer, Padme had an attempt.

She waved her hand in front of Anakin's face, "Anakin…are you sure you didn't eat anything cursed for breakfast?"

Anakin, whose voice seemed to still be stuck, shook his head jerkingly.

Sabe nudged Padme and whispered in her ear, Padme blushed.

"No, you do it!" She whispered furiously back.

They pushed each other towards the men, until Sabe finally overpowered her mistress, she steered Padme towards Anakin and gave her an encouraging smile.

Padme hesitantly approached Anakin, she stood on her tiptoes and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

The effect was instantaneous, he staggered back and tripped on the rug, falling over to land flat on his face, in the process knocking over Obi-Wan as well, Obi-Wan's arms windmilled for a moment before landing on Anakin with an 'oomph'.

"Wha…" Anakin looked around confusedly after regaining his breath.

Obi-Wan slapped him on the head and stood up. Both looked extremely mortified.

Sabe and Padme giggled.

Anakin jumped out and cleared his throat, trying desperately to pretend nothing had happened.

"Milady, may I take your luggage for you?" He asked, bowing slightly.

Padme smiled at him, "Thank you, Knight Skywalker."

He bowed deeply and picked up the bags off the floor, wondering what the galaxy, Padme had in the heavy bags.

After dropping the bags in a heap on the floor, Anakin followed Padme and the others around in a tour of the ship.

Anakin was staring at her enchanting hair and didn't hear what was being said. Only after Obi-Wan, Sabe and Padme had rushed off, did he realize.

"Hello? Where has everyone gone to!" He shouted, his voice echoing through the hallways.

Obi-Wan came out of a cabin, "There you are, have you chosen your cabin yet?"

Anakin shook his head, "What cabin?"

"Padme said we could choose our own rooms." Obi-Wan replied.

Anakin scratched his head, "Did she?"

Obi-Wan walked back into his room and Anakin attempted to follow, however his former master's arm barred his way.

"This is my room." He said.

Anakin scowled, "Why can I not sleep with you?"

Obi-Wan looked disgusted, "Excuse me? Are you saying what I think you are saying?"

The other Jedi's face was affronted, "Yes! Can.I.Sleep.With.You!"

Just as he was shouting that in Obi-Wan's face, Sabe walked past with a bemused look on her face, she looked nervously at Anakin and Obi-Wan, then quickened her steps.

"It's not what it sounds like!" Obi-Wan shouted after her desperately.

"But I always used to sleep with you!" Anakin whined.

"You're a big boy now," Obi-Wan mocked, "go find your own room."

"But I like sleeping with you!" the younger Jedi said.

Obi-Wan looked horrified when his brain came up with a chilling thought, "I thought you liked Padme…or are you just ashamed of what you are?"

Anakin frowned, "Keep your voice down, you never know if she'll come walking past!"

"You are ashamed!" Obi-Wan said in surprised confusion.

"Of what?"

"You know…" Obi-Wan looked embarrassed.

"I don't know, can you not just tell me?" Anakin asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

"I mean it's nothing to be ashamed of, many beings are like that, or you could go to a mental councilor…you know, get some help…" Obi-Wan's ramblings faded away.

"Help for what? Asking a girl out? I don't think they would help on such small matters such as that."

"No no, help for…wait, did you just say you still want to date her?"

Anakin nodded, "Yes, why not?"

"B…because…you shouldn't lead her on, she will be very angry when you tell her the truth."

"TRUTH ABOUT WHAT?" Anakin yelled with frustration, taking Obi-Wan's shoulders and pressing him to a wall, "What are you saying?"

Quiet steps approached, Anakin and Obi-Wan turned, it was Padme.

She looked questioningly at the two men's compromising position.

"Am I interrupting anything?" She asked, looking from one to the other.

Anakin did not let the struggling Obi-Wan go, "Yes, you are, but go ahead, what is it you want us for, Milady?"

Padme coughed, uncomfortable with the situation.

"I just came to inform you that we will be stopping over on the planet, Hothayden."

"Oh, thank you." Anakin said, smiling at her, feeling his stomach fluttering again just by looking at her.

She turned and left in a hurry.

"So what were you saying?" Anakin turned back to Obi-Wan.

"I was…I was saying that you shouldn't raise her spirits, since you don't really like her." The latter answered.

"Of course I like her, why would you think otherwise?"

"As in a romantic way?"

"Yes! Of course, why not?" Anakin said.

"So…um, you like both, huh? Wow, this is really big, um, when were you planning to tell me?" Obi-Wan asked, and held out his hand, "I guess this calls for a celebration."

"Right, you are really confusing me," Anakin said.

"I mean, who would've known, why did you keep it a secret for so long?"

"A secret? Yeah, you're the only one who knows of my feelings." Anakin replied.

"So who are you planning to choose?"

"What is there to choose from? I like Padme!"

"Enough to marry?"

Anakin sounded exasperated, "YES…I would marry her, have children, and grow old, if she would take me."

"But…you know, you should be proud of being… bisexual, you know, liking both sexes!" Obi-Wan managed a small smile.

"Bisexual?" Anakin had a perplexed look.

"Wait…what were you talking about?"

Anakin backed away from the other Knight, wondering if finally Obi-Wan had gone mad.

"Shouldn't I ask that of you?" Anakin replied.

"No, I mean, in what context were you asking to…sleep with me?"

"Is that not a bit obvious? You know, like sleeping on your couch or on the floor like I always used to do on missions. What were you talking about?' Anakin asked, his eyebrow raised.

Obi-Wan fidgeted, realizing his mistake and misunderstanding, "thank the Force! I thought you wanted to…sleep, as in the same bed, nocturnal activities, with me."

Anakin had an incredulous look on his face, "You, my fellow Knight, have an outrageously sick mind."

Obi-Wan laughed uneasily, "Yes…well…"

"When is the last time you slept or had food, Obi-Wan?" Anakin asked, "I mean, you didn't exactly consume your food last time we were at the Temple, wait, maybe that's my fault, I pushed you into the cake." He grinned.

"No, nothing is wrong with me, nothing at all." Obi-Wan said lightly, "I think I'll go to my room now, and no, you can't 'sleep' with me." He turned and promptly ran into the wall behind.

Anakin crossed his arms and assumed an unimpressed stance, "Well, that just about proves my point."

Obi-Wan rubbed his head, "Oh, come on, I'm sure you do that sometimes too."

Anakin shook his head, "Running into walls? No. Well, maybe I would if I were staring at Padme, but otherwise? Not at all. I mean really, how can you save the Republic, when you're stone blind?"

Obi-Wan spluttered, "I beg your pardon! Stone blind, I must protest!"

"Save your pompous tone for somebody else," Anakin told him, rolling his eyes, "I'm going to go find some other place to stay the night."

As he walked down the hallway, he heard Obi-Wan muttering behind him, laughing heartedly once he was out of the other Knight's earshot, he went down to the next room.

He knocked on the door, no-one, he knocked again.

When there was still no reply, he decided to unlock the door using the Force, thinking the room was vacant.

He was about to lift his hand when the door slid open quickly and a dark shape sped out.

Before he could regain his wits, it kicked him in the groin. He doubled over with overwhelming pain.

When he looked up, Sabe was staring at him in a shocked expression.

"Oh! I'm so sorry, Ani!" She exclaimed, kneeling down next to him and placing a hand on his one, which was clutching his manly equipment.

Uh oh, Padme is going to kill me for hurting him in that particular place, it might affect her future progeny or something. She thought to herself.

"It's…alright." Anakin wheezed.

"I had a nightmare and I thought that you were the enemy chasing me, the nightmare even took place in this very ship!" Sabe said, looking around furtively for a non-existent, imaginary adversary.

Just then, to Anakin's deep mortification, Padme rounded the corner.

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