'I'll need to buy some furniture for my house soon,' he thought to himself. He made his way into the spacious kitchen. 'At least my house came with the refrigerator and stove.' He took some ingredients out of the fridge and placed them on the counter. He made his way over to a drawer, opened it and took out a large spoon and a pair of scissors.
He opened a package of pizza bread with the scissors and took one out of the bag. He put the rest back into the fridge. He then added the pizza sauce, spreading it onto the crust with the large spoon he had. Next he added the cheese, pepperoni and finally the bell peppers, onions and hot dog slices.
After he was finished with that, he placed the pizza into the oven and left the room. He went into the family room and turned on his TV. A news program came on talking about some UFO sighting. He turned the station to the reality channel. On it, was a drag queen contest. Zell made a face of disgust and turned the TV once again. This channel had chocobo racing on it. Zell decided to settle for that while he waited for the pizza to finish cooking.
After about an hour, Zell heard the fire alarm go off and that's when he noticed the smell of burning. He jumped off the mattress which he was using for a couch and bed, and ran into the kitchen. Black smoke billowed out of the stove. Zell ran over to the stove, turned it off and opened the oven door.
He was greeted by the smoke and Zell coughed from the odor. He waved his hands in front of him to try and seperate the smoke enough to see. After the smoke cleared a bit, he took the oven mitten and took the pizza pan out of the oven. "Shit!" Zell swore as he looked at his burned dinner.
'I guess I'll just have to go out tonight,' he thought. He went upstairs to his master bathroom and got dressed. --------------------------
Zell walked into the fast food restaurant and made his way over to the register. He read over the menu hanging from the ceiling and made his choice. He waited while his food was being cooked. After about five or six minutes, the woman at the register gave Zell his order. Zell looked over the restaurant and chose a table booth near a window. Zell sat and began digging into his food.
Zell was eating slowly in order to enjoy the flavor of his meal. A figure came into his view. He seen the washboard abs and the orange board-shorts with a white floral motif. 'That's so hot,' Zell thought. He shook his head and asked himself, 'what the hell am I talking about? I'm not gay!'
The figure standing beside the booth sat down and Zell seen that it was Seifer. "What's up chicken wuss?"
"Not you again," Zell replied.
"Hey, what's wrong with me?" Seifer grinned.
"You know what I mean, all the shit you put everybody through as I've said before," Zell answered.
Seifer leaned forward and told Zell, "And you know that my mind was being controlled by that bitch Ultimecia, just like Edea's mind was being controlled by her, and just like Rinoa was..."
"Okay, I get it, I get it," Zell interrupted. "But that doesn't stop you from being an arrogant asshole."
Seifer leaned back in the booth and asked, "What's wrong with that?"
"Because you're an asshole to me, that's what," Zell replied.
"Yeah, well. What can I say? You're easy to piss off," Seifer told him.
"Sir, your order is ready," a voice called from the register. Seifer stood up and got his food.
"Hope you don't mind me sitting here?" Seifer asked with his famous smirk. "cause i'm going to sit here regardless of what you say."
"Whatever man," Zell replied.
They ate in silence for a few moments before Seifer asked, "So I thought you said you had your own house, if so, why are you eating here?"
"Maybe because I like fast food," Zell retorted.
"Or maybe it's because you don't really have a house," Seifer challenged.
"If you must know, I burned my pizza!" Zell exclaimed.
Seifer began to laugh, "So you buy a house and don't know how to use the appliances?" Seifer asked.
"Of course I know how to use them," Zell hissed.
"The why did you burn your pizza?" Seifer asked him.
"Because...oh leave me the hell alone. I don't have to explain myself to you!" Zell told him.
Seifer sat with an amused expression.