"I want to see your so-called house," was Seifer's reply. "I want to see if it is real or in your imagination."
"Asshole," was all Zell said.
"Of course I am," Seifer replied while wrapping and arm around Zell's shoulders and pulled him close.
"Ugh, get the hell off me!" Zell pushed Seifer away while Seifer laughed. A couple of blocks later, they found themselves in front of Zell's townhome.
"Don't tell me this is your house!" Seifer exclaimed. He got his answer when Zell inserted his key into the door and unlocked it. He opened it and tried to shut the door quickly, but Seifer pushed it open enough to squeeze through.
"What the hell?" Zell asked.
"You don't expect me to walk you home and not get invited into your house do you?" Seifer teased.
"You didn't walk me home, you followed me!" Zell yelled.
Seifer shrugged and looked at his surroundings. "Nice place from what I see, but not very many things in it...and it stinks in here, you should open a window or something."
"The AC is on idiot," Zell gave Seifer a death glare.
"The air in the AC will only push the stink to the other areas of the house you moron," came Seifer's own insult. Seifer grabbed Zell's arm and raised it above Zell's head and said, "or maybe the stink is coming from your armpit." Seifer bent down a little and sniffed Zell's armpit.
"Dude that's nasty!" Zell pulled his arm away from Seifer and lowered his arm.
"At least you wear deodorant," Seifer told him while sitting down on Zell's mattress on the floor.
"Ya gay or something?" Zell asked.
"What in the hell do you mean by that?" Seifer asked after a few seconds of silence.
"Straight guys wouldn't go around sniffing other guy's armpits," Zell said.
"In case you didn't know, it was a joke...you know the whole burned smell all in the house? So I asked if it was you?" Seifer explained. Zell sat on the other side of the mattress and the two sat in silence for a several minutes. Finally, Seifer turned to Zell and asked, "What do you do in here all day?"
"Whatever," came Zell's answer.
"You sound just like Squall...whatever, whatever."
"Heh I find plenty to do," Zell said.
"What? Masturbate all day?" Seifer asked.
"Are you sure you're not gay?" Zell turned his head to look at Seifer.
"If you had any normal male friends, you would know this is the type of topic and joking around we do," came Seifer's answer. "Some guys even play games with each other."
"What kind of games?" Zell asked.
"The guys playing all get a cracker and go into seperate rooms. Then they jack off till they shoot their load on it and then the last person to come back into the designated room has to eat all the crackers."
"That's fucking nasty!" Zell exclaimed.
"Wanna play it? It'll give us something to do," Seifer asked. "I know you would love to see me do something that nasty and I want to see you do the same."
"Why the fuck would I want to do that?"
"I know how much you can't stand me and this would be the perfect way to get back at me for all the tormenting I gave you through these years. And I want to see you eat my load to watch you squirm."
"I'm telling you, you're fucking gay," came Zell's reply.
"You're chicken cause you know I'll win and have you eat jizz," Seifer smirked. "It's either that or suck my dick and eat my load directly from the source."
"WHAT?"
"I need a blowjob, I haven't had one since I went out with Rinoa," Seifer smiled.
"Rinoa gave you a..."
"No, I got somebody else to do it since she was too prissy to do it herself, and then I got caught," Seifer's smile left his face. "heh, I bet she's sucking Squall's dick what with him being the hero saving the world and all. She probably bows down on her knees and worships his cock every night."
'Hey man, Rinoa is my friend, stop putting her down like that!"
Seifer shrugged and asked, "In that case, cracker or cocksucking?"
"Neither," Zell told him.
"You know I can pin you down and force you to suck me if I wanted to," Seifer challenged.
"You'll go to jail for rape."
"You'll be too embarrassed to tell anybody cause then they'll think you're gay," Seifer countered.
Zell stared at Seifer for a few minutes and bowed his head in defeat. "Tch, fine. I'll get the crackers."
Zell finished shooting on his cracker and was standing in front of the mattress with his arms crossed waiting. Seifer walked into the room and said, "SHIT!"
Zell walked over to Seifer and held out his cracker. "You will eat mine first." Seifer took it uncertainly and looked at it for a minute or two. He took a deep breath and shoved it into his mouth. His face had a look of disgust as he chewed it, soon after he swallowed and opened his mouth wide so Zell can look in and see that Seifer really ate it. Seifer took his own cracker and shoved it in next. He ate that and after he finished he exclaimed, "That was nasty!"
"You're the one who suggested the game," came Zell's reply.
"No shit and my plan backfired!" Seifer groaned.
"How was it?" Zell asked with his own smirk.
"I don't want to talk about it," Seifer started to the door, opened it and left.