What the crap.

Yes, I said it. What the crap.

Now, do not get me wrong, but what the freaking crap!

When I woke up this morning to find the entire flat cleaned from the previous evening of just mopping around and not caring what is on the floor, you have to think; What the crap? So know I am suspicious of two things. One, the tricky fairies. They always want to trick me into believe that something happen that would make me happy. And when I do find out it is from the tricky fairies, I get pissed. The other thing that could have happen is unheard of.

My mother.

My mother is in New York.

In my Flat.

God why do you have to torture me? See this is the reason why I turned into a Buddhist. Buddha doesn't have hidden surprises. He thinks about your feelings unlike god… hmmm…

My mother is here.

With Edward. Okay, I will admit, god is awesome on some days.

I walk down stairs quietly to see if I saw Renee anywhere. However, I did see Edward on the couch reading the New York Times.

"Hey Edward," I whispered. He turns around slowly with a furrowed brow.

"Yes Bella?" he whispered back. Probably trying to mock how silly I am. But is no laughing matter. My mom is here.

"Have you seen a woman that looks like me, but prettier come into the flat?"

"No. Why are we whispering?"

"Because my mother is here."

"Your mother is here? How do you know?" I smiled. He seems alarmed.

"The flat is clean." With that, he looked even more bewildered.

"No body has entered the flat, Bella. I have been up since five." Speaking in a regular voice.

"Are you sure?"

"I sure Bella. Your mother was never here."

So that leaves two out of the Question.

"But the flat is clean."

Edward Smiled, "Yes it is."

"So you saw them too."

Edward look bewilder again, "Saw who?"

I looked at him meaningfully, "The tricky fairies. Who else?"

Edward looked appalled, but he recovered quickly. "You think the "tricky fairies" cleaned the flat while you were asleep?"

I nodded my head in agreement. Who else would clean the flat? Edward? Don't make me laugh. He rather sees me work.

Edward looked at me then muttered about talking to em?

Edward POV

Pmaster has signed on to aim

Pmaster: hey Emmett.

Eman: Hey Ed, what is up? Have not heard from you in a long time.

Pmaster: Well, I have been busy with school and other things... can you help me with something?

Eman: Sure, what can I help you with?

Pmaster: it's about this girl…

Eman: Edward, My MAN! So is the lucky babe?

Pmaster: Well, I am falling in love with Alice's roommate.

Eman: Alice's roommate? The girl that you hate?

Pmaster: Well, yeah, but not anymore. I think I love her. And well….

Eman…

Pmaster: She hates me.

Eman: Dude. What did you do to her?

Pmaster: Well everything starts with when I got mad at her when I though she was Alice's partner but she was just messing around with me.

Eman: you are too gullible. She hot?

Pmaster:

Eman: don't give me that. SO tell me. What is the problem? Just say you're sorry. OR what ever you do.

Pmaster: I tried to be subtle about and clean up the flat for but at first she thought her mother did it. She was all freaked out

Pmaster: then I told her that it was not her mom. Then she said the "tricky fairies" did it. I need serious help.

Eman: She believes in the tricky fairies too.

Eman: told you they were real.

Pmaster: Emmett

Eman: yeah?

Pmaster: Shut up.

Eman: Ouch. Thought we were friends.

Eman: Well, I don't know how to help you there but, I would try to continue with the whole nice thing and try to flirt with her.

Pmaster: thanks em

Eman: no prob. Hey, did you know that your screen name says PM Master? No wonder you're so moody.

Pmaster: Shut up Emmett.

Just filler. And to introduce Emmett into the equation. This is going to be the last one tonight. If you have Any idea's or Advice For Edward... send a review. Ah also. I know that my grammar and spelling ate horrific but i will try. promise!