The 2nd chapter of 'No she's mine!'. Enjoy!
Cuddles: What's your plan?!
Fluffykins: Its a surprise.
Cuddles: (puppy dog eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Fluffykins: Awww, okay so the plan is I- (falls down to the floor)
Cuddles: What happened?!
Me: He-he, tranquilizer darts are fun!
Cuddles: (laughs nervously) Um, Rachzilla does not own Naruto!
Chapter 2!
Noises could be heard from Fluffykins room. He was banging, pinging, rattling, drilling and all the other building sounds you hear, he was also laughing like a maniac. Cuddles was leaning against his door and was snoring softly.
In her dream...
"Sasuke where are you?" shouted Cuddles.
"Over here my love." he called to her.
"But where?!"
But she got no reply after that, she began to walk around and the ground started to open up underneath her. She screamed and quickly grabbed on to the side of the hole. Then the edge collapsed underneath her weight and she fell into the deep dark pit.
"Somebody help me!" she screamed.
"Chocolaty goodness!" a mysterious squeaky voice said.
"What?!" she shouted, confused.
"Ho ho ho, eat me me!"
"What are you doing here Santa Claus and why do you want to be eaten?!"
"I'm not Santa Claus you idiot!"
The figure came into view and landed on her stomach.
"Its me Mr. Muffin, eat me!" he growled.
Her nightmare had just gotten worse! She screamed and the muffin pushed her down into the pit and she fell into certain doom!
She woke up and was now in this strange, grassy field.
"Sasuke are you here?" she yawned, rubbing her eye.
No reply. Slowly she got up and stretched and started to walk towards a strange looking wood.
"Stupid muffin!" she muttered.
She walked further and further into the spooky wood. She heard creaking as she ventured deeper to the woods centre. The creaking got louder and she broke into a run. Her heart or the thing inside her that keeps her alive, was beating against her chest. She jumped through a pile of trees and she had found the source of the creaking... It was a young, beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, lovely, dazzling girl! She was on a computer chair and was typing furiously on a keyboard, why a computer was in the middle of the woods, I don't know. The girl started to swing on her chair and that's where the creaking sound was coming from.
"Phew, I thought that was something dangerous then!" Cuddles laughed and started to walk again.
A loud thump was heard and an 'ouch, that hurt!' was followed. Cuddles rolled her eyes and saw that the girl was on the ground and rubbing the back of her head. Cuddles turned again and another creaking was heard. If the girl was on the floor then where was that coming from? Cuddles eyes widened and she began to run again.
She came to another opening of trees and she saw an old woman creaking on her chair. Why an old woman was in the woods, I don't know.
"Hello child would you like some chocolate?" she asked wearily.
"Um no thanks."
"But its..."
"Its?"
"Its..."
"Yes?"
"ITS FULL OF CHOCOLATY GOODNESS!"
Cuddles screamed and the old woman leapt out of her chair and shoved a handful of chocolate down her throat. Cuddles fell over and banged her head, she was knocked unconscious.
She woke up again, this time in a cold, frosty land that had a blanket of snow.
"Well I'm glad I have fur!" she smiled happily.
A goat came out of no where and ate all of her fur (goats like fur, cause they eat everything, I think). She screamed then shivered .
"Well at least it can't get worse!"
It started to rain heavily.
"I spoke too soon."
Because it was a cold place, the water turned into ice and it felt like a million bullets were showering down.
"Grr!" she growled angrily.
She began to walk and soon she came across a small wooden hut.
"Let me in, please its freezing and I'm getting bruises from the ice bullets!" she banged at the door.
"Enter..." a voice said as the door slowly opened.
"Sasuke?"
She ran inside and Sasuke was lying, lazily on the couch. The fire was dancing merrily and Sasuke smiled at her.
"Oh Sasuke I've been trying to find you!" she ran and hugged him.
"Eww, get off me, your not my girl!"
"But this is my dream!" she shouted at him.
"No this is your nightmare, and Mr. Muffin is my only love."
"Oh Sasuke!" Mr. Muffin said.
They ran towards each other and hugged then shared a deep, long kiss.
"NOOOOOOOOOO." she screamed.
"Oh and by the way, I don't date Fat teddy bears!" he laughed evilly, the muffin joined in too.
"But, I'm not fat!" she shot up and screamed.
"What are you talking about?" Fluffykins asked.
"Sasuke, he, I, old granny, girl on chair, chocolaty goodness, Santa Claus and that stupid muffin, the muffin stole Sasuke from me!" she burst into tears.
"Wow that some dream you had!" he laughed.
She wiped her tears away and looked at her cousin.
"So is it finished?" she asked.
"Yep, its right in here, follow me..."
TBC!
Me: that was a great chapter!
Cuddles: I'm not fat!
Fluffykins: well the only thing I find confusing is that, who was the girl?
Me: it was me!
Fluffykins: oh, but you don't match any of those descriptions!(starts to laugh)
Cuddles: (nudges him) shut up if you know what's good for you!
Fluffykins: (stops laughing)
Me: so do you guys have organs or what?
Cuddles: I have no idea.
Fluffykins: Oh that's easy! (pulls down an x-ray machine)
X- ray machine: (shows a mouse running on a hamster wheel)
Me & Fluffykins: (laughing at the mouse)
Cuddles: idiots.
Me: I'm not an idiot, you are!
Cuddles: whatever!
Fluffykins: what were we talking about again?
Me & Cuddles: (smack foreheads)
Cuddles: R&R!