Me: Yay!, its the next chapter! (clears throat) well Cuddles and Fluffykins couldn't make it cause they had a little accident.
Camera: (goes to a hospital and Cuddles and Fluffykins are in hospital beds, a note is attached to there beds, it says 'Never make fun of me again!')
Me: So we have a special guest to do the disclaimer!
??: Baaaaa
Me: That's right it's Mr. Goat! (whispers) do goats go baa, I mean there from the sheep family, just wondering.
Mr. Goat: Baa!
Translation: Rachzilla does not own Naruto!
Chapter 3!
"Kakashi why did I just hear something that sounded like a teddy bear crying?" Sakura shouted from her room.
"Go back to sleep!" he replied from his room.
It was the middle of the night and Sakura was over Kakashis place. She was hearing weird noises but decided to leave it be.
"So Sakura will you marry me?" Kakashi called to her.
"Go to sleep Kakashi."
"Says the one who is hearing teddy bears talking!"
"Go to sleep!" she slammed her door shut.
"Oh so its a war?!" he slammed his door shut.
Sakura slammed her door shut again, so did Kakashi. This war continued until two in the morning, when it was stopped by the hokage.
"Ha I win!" Kakashi whispered to her.
"Shut up!"
Meanwhile in the evil lair of the teddies...
"But it seemed so real!" Cuddles shivered.
"Well it wasn't, I can make it real though!" he exclaimed, pointing to a weird machine.
Cuddles looked at him, with a terrified look on her face.
"Okay, okay I won't make it real, I promise!" he laughed, crossing his fingers behind his back.
"Oh thank you!" she smiled "so where is this machine?"
"Oh its under this curtain!" he said happily as he pulled it down.
"Baa!"
"Oh there you are Mr. Goat!" Fluffykins laughed.
"Arghhhhh my nightmare hasn't ended!" Cuddles screamed.
"Baa!"
Cuddles screamed again then dived into a bowl of green water.
"Um Cuddles, you just jumped into my hair losing soup."
She screamed again and all her fur fell off.
"Why is this happening to me?!" she cried, she threw the bowl towards Fluffykins, Mr. Goat and Mr. Muffin, now they were all wet and had lost the only thing covering them.
"Chocolaty goodness!" Mr. Muffin said joyfully.
Cuddles fainted.
A few hours later...
"Cuddles wake up!" Fluffykins shouted at her.
"Oh it was all a dream!" she cried with joy.
"No, it wasn't, we're both fur less and there is also Mr. Goat and Mr. Muffin!" he said happily.
"Baa!"
"I like chocolate!"
"Please kill me!" she moaned.
"Later."
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"Why are they here anyway?" she asked as she got up and brushed her self off.
"Well Mr. Goat is well, um, I don't know and Mr. Muffin is here cause his girl friend has just dumped him."
"I'm allergic to chocolate she said, your not my type she said." Mr. Muffin was in a corner and rocking himself, his eyes were twitching "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, CHOCOLATY, I'm not crazy, GOODNESS!"
"Baa!"
"So do you understand what the goat said?" Cuddles asked.
"Yeah he said 'somebody please help me!'" he replied.
"He said all that in one 'baa'?"
"Yep!"
"MUFF MUFF PLEASE COME BACK, I'M LONELY!" Mr. Muffin shouted and started to cry and eat himself.
Mr. goat slowly moved away from him.
"Aren't those guys great?" Fluffykins grinned.
"No!"
"Just cause I have friends and you don't!"
"Just shut up and show me the machine!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot." he pulled another curtain down and a machine with lots of flashing lights was standing before them.
"I call her 'Flashy'!" he smiled.
"So what's it do?" she asked.
"Well it turns the person or people into humans!"
"That's it?"
"What do you want, a fire breathing monkey on a unicycle?"
"Well it would catch Kakashis attention..."
"No, the plan is that us four-"
"What do you mean four?" she interrupted.
"Mr. Goat and Mr. Muffin are coming, duh!"
"But why?"
"Listen, I won't kill Sasuke if you let them come..."
"DEAL!"
"Anyway, us four will transform into humans, with the help of my machine, I will make Sakura fall in love with me and we shall marry!"
"But what about Kakashi, he'll kill you for sure!"
"Well you'll have to..."
"WHAT, WHY ME?!" she shouted at him.
"Because your the only girl plus Sasukes life is at risk!"
"I'm coming Sasuke!" she pulled Mr. Goat, Mr. Muffin and Fluffykins into the machine with her.
The machine started to flash and made a whirring sound, a red flash blinded them and smoke filled the room. The door fell open and the four fell out. But because none of them were wearing clothes and they were fur less...
"Oh my god, we're naked!" she screamed.
"She's right!"
"CHOCOLATY GOODNESS!" Mr. Muffin screamed.
"Hey who's touching me?!" she yelled.
"Baa!"
"Mr. Goat, you pervert!"
She ran out of the room and into her own.
"Fluffykins you idiot, you should have bought clothes!" she shouted angrily.
"The cereal box didn't tell me to!"
TBC!
Mr. Goat: Baa!
Rachzilla: Ha-ha, good joke!
Mr. Goat: Baa!
Rachzilla: Welcome to the team Mr. Goat!
Mr. Goat: Baa!
Rachzilla: (rolls on the floor laughing)
Mr. Goat: Baa!
Rachzilla: hahahahahaha!
Mr. Goat: Baa.
Translation: R&R!