Me: Its the fourth chapter!

Mr. Goat: Baa!

Me: Fine, fine I'll let you do it!

Naruto: Hey what about me, and the other guys?!

Sakura: Yeah your only using your made up characters!

Kakashi: Sakura will you marry me?!

Sakura: When the time is right!

Sasuke: And that will be never, cause she's going to marry me!

Kakashi: In your dreams!

Me: (whispers) quick go Mr. Goat!

Mr. Goat: Baaaaaaaa!

Translation: Rachzilla does not own Naruto!

Every one except me & Mr. Goat: HEY THAT WAS MY LINE!

Chapter 4!

In an old alley way...

"What is that word he always says?" Sasuke pondered.

"Still trying to think of the password?" Naruto asked, lazily.

"Yes! A Uchiha doesn't give up!" Sasuke yelled.

"I'm a Uchiha and I've given up!" Naruto shouted back.

"Shut up, I'm getting a headache!"

"Well sorry princess Sasuke!"

"What did you call me?"

"Princess Sasuke! P-a-n-c-a-k-e S-a-k-u-r-a!"

"Naruto you spelled 'Pancake Sakura', you suck at spelling!"

"Well at least I'm not a nerd who pays attention to class!"

"I wanted to have revenge! To do that I have to be a good ninja!"

"Nerd! W-o-r-l-d d-o-m-i-n-a-t-i-o-n!"

"Wait, what did you spell?"

"I spelled nerd! W-o-r-l-d d-o-m-i-n-a-t-i-o-n!"

"World domination?" he said, "where have I heard that before?"

Naruto shrugged and sat down on the floor.

"Well lets give it a try any way..." Sasuke took a big breath and then shouted into the ring "WORLD DOMINATION!"

"Keep it quiet, people are trying to sleep!" somebody shouted at them.

"But its 3:00 in the afternoon!"

"Yeah only Shikamaru would sleep in this late!" Naruto snickered.

"I am Shikamaru, you idiots!" he shouted at them and threw his slipper.

"Yay! Tomorrows dinner!" Naruto said happily as he caught the slipper.

What they hadn't noticed was that the rings were on the floor, there finger had red marks in there place.

"Hey Naruto, the rings are on the floor..." Sasuke said quietly.

Naruto looked down and saw that the two rings were indeed on the floor. Naruto looked at Sasuke then he started to run the opposite way. He didn't spring back to Sasuke, he was free, HE WAS FREE!

"I'm free!" Naruto cheered and hugged Sasuke.

"Will you two be quiet!" Shikamaru looked out of his window and saw the two hugging "Wow I never knew you liked each other that much!" he laughed then slammed his window shut.

The boys blushed then pushed away from each other.

"Naruto I've got a plan."

"To go get ramen? I'm starved!"

"No, we can't live like this anymore, we are criminals!"

"Why?"

"Because I wanted to marry to Sakura without the hokages permission and you because you married me instead of Hinata."

"Oh, yeah..."

"So anyway, we change into different people, you change into your sexy jutsu form and I will change my hair-"

"Why your hair and why do I have to be a woman?!" Naruto interrupted.

"Because no one will recognize me if I wear sunglasses and change my hair, duh. And not many people have seen you as a girl so that will work, so the plan is that we will be models and have retired, I shall become Suke!" he posed and fireworks went off.

"But how will I stay in girl form? It takes a lot of chakra if I stay like that for a while!"

"Well, when you were sleeping I made this potion that will keep you in girl form until you decide you've had enough!"

Sasuke grabbed a kunai in one hand and the potion in the other. He cut his hair then grabbed Narutos chin and shoved the potion down Narutos throat. Naruto fell to his hands and knees then he transformed into a girl.

"So who shall I be?" she choked.

"Hmmmm how about Nako?" (I don't know what it means, I made it up)

"Ok, so its Suke and Nako?" she asked.

"Yes, remember we are retired models, and models can't wear these outfits!"

Nako looked at him.

"What? Me and Itachi used to dress up like girls when we were children!"

Nako slowly moved away from him.

"So I thought a head, now go change into this!" Suke handed her an outfit.

"But I orange is my favorite color! Not stupid pink!" Nako whined.

"I thought you would say that..." he sweat dropped and handed her an orange copy of the outfit.

Nako went and hid behind a wall, then reappeared wearing an orange dress that went down to her knees.

"I can't wear this I'm a ninja!"

"No we are models," he corrected "Here."

Suke threw Nako an orange parasol, she caught it then opened it up. Suke quickly changed into a dark blue suit and he put on some sunglasses.

"We can't just suddenly appear, so I have written a letter to the hokage asking if we can live here, she said yes we must arrive at the gate tomorrow."

"Wow your pretty prepared!" Nako said happily.

"Come on, we have a plan to do!"

They both disappeared in a puff of smoke and were outside the village some where.

"So have you got clothes this time?" Cuddles asked quietly.

"Yep, I bought all of the clothes in the shop, the girl ones are in your room!" he smiled.

"How will we pay?!"

"We don't, duh!"

In the evil teddy bear lair...

Cuddles sighed then pulled the boys into the machine with her again.

It started to flash and in another blinding flash they were human. Cuddles quickly ran out of the room and into hers. She started to pick out different outfits and finally found one she liked. As a human she had strange pink eyes and long, brown hair that went all the way down her back. She had it tied in pigtails and she had two pink, polka dot ribbons keeping them there. She wore a pink mini skirt and she had black shorts underneaf. She was wearing a pink tank top and she bad gloves and the fingers were poking through. She had black boots on that went to her knees. She also had a weapons bag and a backpack on. She looked a bit like Sakura, but more girlier.

"Knock, knock." she said as she opened her cousins door.

They looked weird as humans. Mr. Muffin had long black hair that was a bit like Nejis, his eyes were chocolate brown. He was tanned and had a light brown tank top on, on the tank top was a picture of a muffin and it was saying 'eat me!'. He had dark brown shorts on and some hiking boots too, he also had a weapons bag and a back pack on.

"Chocolaty goodness!" he said as she was looking at him.

She turned away and looked at Mr. Goat. He had white hair (the same color as his fur) and had a long fringe that was covering his eyes. He was wearing a choker that had a bell on it. He wore a gray t-shirt and gray jeans. He had slippers on and he wasn't going to take them off any time soon, he also had a weapon bag and a back pack.

"A bit boring don't you think?" she asked him.

"Baa!" he replied.

"He still can't talk?!"

"Its okay, I can understand him, he said 'oh my god we're humans!'." Fluffykins grinned

She turned to look at him. He had the same brown hair as her, but his eyes were red and he had sunglasses on. His hair was spiked up and he wore a black jacket and a white t-shirt under it. He had blue jeans on and his hands were in his pockets.

"So are we ready to go?" he asked.

He seemed a lot more mature.

"Yeah lets go." she replied.

"You look good in that outfit..."

"Why thank you."

"NOT!" he laughed, the other two joined in as well.

She sighed and walked ahead of them, it was going to be a long walk if they went at this pace, but when they get there, Sasuke will be al hers.

TBC

Itachi: Why did you tell them our big secret?!

Sasuke: Its called revenge (sticks his tongue out)

Itachi: Sasuke secretly like likes Cuddles!

Sasuke: ITACHI I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANY ONE!

Itachi: Its called revenge (sticks his tongue out)

Sasuke: I hate you... (leaps at him)

Itachi: R&R! (runs away)