Me: The 5th chapter! sorry I've been so late writing the chapter but I have school work and stuff, its annoying!
Fluffykins: Tut, tut, tut, you should be writing stories not complaining!
Me: Shut it you!
Fluffykins: Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
Me: Cause if you don't then I will be destroying your little hide out and I'll tell Sakura that your a teddy bear and not a human ( cause they have all turned to humans, incase you forgot).
Fluffykins: Shutting up.
Me: Good.
Fluffykins: Rachzilla does not own Naruto!
Chapter 5
"So what are we going to call ourselves?" Cuddles asked.
"What's wrong with our real names?" Fluffykins said.
"Well if we just walk in with these names then the plan will be pointless!"
"I still don't get cha."
"Well if you go in called Fluffykins, then she will get suspicious and she will think your the teddy bear and won't marry you!"
"What?"
"Baa!" Mr. Goat explained.
"Ohhhh now I understand everything!"
"Idiot."
"I shall be called Elfluffo!"
"Fine!" she huffed.
"Well what's your name going to be?"
"Susie!"
"Aww how cute!"
"Really?"
"No!"
The boys laughed at her and she stormed off in front.
"So what's your name going to be Mr. Goat?"
"Baa!"
"What?! No, no, no, no!"
"But baa!"
"Did he just say 'but'?" Susie shouted and started to shake her cousin.
"Yes, so what, he's learning how to talk big deal!" Fluffykins laughed, pushing her off.
"Baa!"
"No! how about Billy?"
"Why Billy?" she asked.
"Billy goats gruff."
"Ah."
"Baa!"
"How about Shaun?" Susie asked.
"Baa!"
"He said ok."
"What about Mr. Muffins name?"
"How about Chip?"
"Why Chip?"
"Chocolate chip."
"Ok."
"CHOCOLATY GOODNESS?!"
"No its Chip and you should calm down, you can't go around Konoha shouting that."
"Ok I'll try, but I just can't forget her!"
"She was a muffin your a human! Your better then her now!"
"We need to hurry up, it will get dark soon we need to get to Konoha!" Susie whined.
"We're coming!"
Meanwhile...
"Suke why are they staring?" Nako asked (remember its Naruto in girl form)
"Because we are models, now shut up and look pretty!" he whispered angrily through clenched teeth.
He grabbed her hand and he pulled her to the limo door.
"Wait!" Tsunade shouted.
"Yes what is it we are very busy super models!" Suke posed and cameras flashed all around him.
"I thought you were retired." Tsunade asked suspiciously.
"We are, we don't work for any one now but we still show off!" Nako posed and instead off cameras she got covered in roses.
"Oh ok then, can I have your autographs and a kiss from you Suke?"
"Of course!" Nako muffled.
"Um I'm not sure about the kiss though."
Tsunade pulled him closer and whispered,
"If you do it I'll let you go out with any girl you want, even my special weapon!" Tsunade grinned.
"Who's your weapon?" Suke asked.
"Her name is Sakura Haruno, she may have a boy friend already but his looks are no match for yours!"
"Um ok."
Suke kissed Tsunade on the cheek but she turned her head just in time and he hit her lips.
"BULLS EYE!" Tsunade shouted.
"I'm so sorry sir please forgive the hokage!" Shizune begged.
"Forgived and forgotten!"
"Thank you!"
Suke jumped in the car, pulling Nako with him.
"Suke and Tsunade sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Shut up you!" Suke warned.
"Wait I haven't finished, first is love, then its marriage , then its Nako sitting in a baby carriage!"
Suke punched Nako in the back of her head and for a second there she turned back into Naruto but quickly changed back!
"Ow that hurt!" she cried.
"It seems that if you feel pain then you change back!"
"Boys can't hit girls!"
"I'm a ninja."
"No your a model."
Suke hit her again and she started to cry again.
"Ow stop it!"
"Fine its boring any way!"
The limo stopped and they got out and in front of them was a tiny house that was more of a shed.
"What?!"
"That must be the garden shed, now where's the house?"
"That is the house!"
"TSUNADE!"
"Heh, I've still got it!"
TBC!
Sorry its short but I think that was the perfect place to end it! R&R!