Me: The seventh chapter hooray!
Elfluffo: Woo!
Cuddles: Rachzilla does not own Naruto!
Chapter 7!
Meanwhile......
Kakashi and Susie are at Kakashis house having a nice cup of coffee.
"Okay tell me everything." Kakashi said.
"Well I'm a ninja from the land offffffff...," she looked around and quickly turned back to him, "the land of coffee!"
"The land of coffee?"
"Yep!"
"Where is that?"
"Um its in the middle of the land offffffff....," she looked around again, "the land of err and the land of um!"
"The land of um and the land of err?"
"Yes!"
"Where are these lands?"
"In the north east!"
"Buts that's the-"
"Under the sea!" she interrupted.
"How can you breathe?"
"We turn into fish!"
Kakashi slowly got up and pulled her into the bath room, he began to run a bath.
"Isn't this a little fast, I don't even know you!"
"You have a weird mind."
"Well you have a weird mask!"
"Its not weird, it's manly!"
"Whatever."
He stopped the tap and looked at her.
"Well turn into a fish then."
"It has to be salt water."
He left the room and came back with a huge salt pot. He poured it all in.
"Too salty."
He pulled the plug and ran the bath again. He put in a little spoon of salt.
"Too little."
He pulled the plug again and he dragged her back into the living room.
"I've just wasted three months of salt." he mumbled.
"Okay I've come here from the land of coffee, with my cousin and his friends, to spy on the new super models that have arrived here."
"Interesting, is there any way I can help?"
"Erm, just stay out of my way!"
Kakashi blinked and replied,
"Okay, remember don't walk with your eyes closed and watch out for lamp posts!"
"Shut up you!" she shouted as she slammed his door.
Meanwhile.....
Sakura pulled away from Elfluffos lips.
"I'm sorry, I can't do this to Kakashi!" she cried and ran away.
"Oh she will be mine and I'll make sure of it!" he got up and started to walk.
"I wonder what the team found, I sure found something good." he smirked.
"Stop following me!" Ino screamed.
"Hey Ino, who's your friend?" a girl shouted.
"Oh, this is my boy friend!" she grinned, pointing at Shaun.
"No he's my boy friend!" Elfluffo shouted and jumped on Shaun.
"Who are you?" Ino screamed.
"I am Elfluffo!"
"Stupidest name ever!"
"Well sorry miss no pupils!"
"Oh no he didn't!" gasped Inos friend.
"Oh yes I did, now I'll be taking my boy friend..."
"NO he's mine!"
"You don't even know his name!"
"Yes I do! Its, its, um, its..."
"HA! Good bye loser!"
"No we'll let him decide, come to the one you love!"
"Baa!"
"Come here Shaun, come on!"
"I'll let you eat my hair until I go bald!"
"Baa!" Shaun started to walk towards Ino.
"Noooo Shauny poo, I thought what we had was special!"
"Baa?" he started to walk towards Elfluffo.
"Yesss!"
Shaun grabbed Elfluffos wallet and then ran back to Ino.
"Nooooooooo!"
"Come on Shaun, lets go shopping!"
"Baa!" Shaun ran back to Elfluffo.
"Yayyyyy!"
They both ran, leaving Ino behind, she fell to the floor and started to cry.
"S-shaun w-why?!" she hiccupped.
"Come on lets go to the gate!"
"Baa!"
At the gate....
"What took you two?!" Susie shouted.
"Sorry we had a fight with a blonde girl."
"Where's Chip anyway?"
"Aww do you miss him, do want him to come home safely so you can give him a big, fat, wet kissey wissey?"
"NO!" she blushed.
The boys laughed at her.
"Anyway where are we going to sleep?"
"Oh, well I rented a flat but..."
"But what?"
"Its only got two bedrooms.."
"You idiot, I'm not sharing a room with a boy!"
"Tough, cause you have to!"
"No the boys can all sleep in the same room!"
"Fine, but we have to get jobs if we want to keep it!"
"Fine!"
"Baa!"
"Well its getting dark, lets go, Chip will turn up some day." Elfluffo laughed.
"Okay."
"Baa."
TBC!
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