Me: I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in a while but I've been busy and trying to think of ideas!
Elfluffo: Yes you've been a naughty author you should be punished!
Me: What's my punishment?
Elfluffo: Your punishment is....
Me: Yes?
Elfluffo: Your punishment is....
Me: Spit it out already!
Elfluffo: Find out after this chapter!
Me: WHAT?!
Elfluffo: Rachzilla does not own Naruto!
Me: But I want to find out now (starts to cry)
Elfluffo: Hey your interrupting the story!
Me: Oh sorry! (sneaks away)
Chapter 8!
In the Hyuga mansion....
"Hinata who or what have you brought home?" her farther asked sternly.
"Umm, I f..found him o..outside t..the b...bakery." she stuttered.
"And what were you doing at the bakery young man?" he turned to Chip.
"Eating my ex girlfriend." he replied calmly.
Her farther looked horrified while Hinata was turning into a tomato.
"Did I say something wrong?" Chip whispered to Hinata.
"Hahahaha, you ate your ex? That's the best joke I've ever heard!" her farther started to laugh.
"F...farther?"
"Oh great I've defiantly done something wrong, you humans only cry when your sad!" Chip cried.
"T...thank you." Hinata cried as she hugged Chip.
"Huh, oh no now your crying, I can't take this!" he screamed as he ran to the door way.
"Who are you?" Neji growled angrily.
"N...Neji." Hinata gasped.
"I'm Chip nice to meet you, err Neji." he held his hand out for him to shake.
Neji slowly put his hand up and he activated his byakugan. Chip and Hinata gulped.
Meanwhile at Elfluffos apartment....
"What you doing?" Susie asked.
"Looking for a job, maybe I can become a model!" Elfluffo posed.
"Yes you can break all the cameras!" Susie grinned, she had finally gotten her revenge.
"Ah, this one is perfect!"
"What is it?"
"A security guard for the hokage!"
"You can't even protect your feet!"
"Yes I can, I'm going to go apply for it!"
"You do that, meanwhile I have to spy on those models."
"Why?"
"Because that's what I told Kakashi."
"Oh you were with Kakashi, what did you say to him, has he broken up with Sakura yet?"
"No, oh and that reminds me, if anyone asks then just say your from the land of coffee that's between the lands of err and um, and we can turn into fish!"
"No one would believe that!"
"Kakashi did!"
"Wow, and I thought Kakashi was smart!"
"Hey, by the way, where is Shaun?"
"Oh, he's already got a job."
"What is it?"
"He's a shepherd!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"Well I have to go now, bye bye!" she quickly ran away.
'A shepherd? Does that even pay anything?!' she thought.
Meanwhile with Kakashi and Sakura at the park....
"Kakashi I've got to tell you something." Sakura said silently.
"Your finally going to marry me?!" Kakashi cried happily.
"No, yesterday a strange boy came and, well, we kissed."
"W...what?"
"I'm sorry, but your so protective, I don't think its going to work out."
"This can't be happening, we were meant to be happy together!"
"No, we weren't, I'm sure you'll find another woman again, this time don't try to lose her." Sakura disappeared in a poof.
"SAKURA!" Kakashi started to cry.
"Hey what's with all the noise?" a woman asked.
"I've just been dumped and it hurts so much!" Kakashi wept.
"Cheer up, I'm sure you've been through harder times." she replied.
"What do you know!" he whipped around to face her, "Its you..."
"Yes, I'm sure you'll get over it."
"Kiss me..."
"What?"
"I said kiss me!"
And as quick as a flash he had pulled down his mask and his lips were kissing...thin air!
"What the?" he said in a daze.
"I hardly know you and your trying to kiss me!" she shouted.
He looked up and she was on the tree branch above.
"Your a quick one, but not as quick as me!" he jumped up and grabbed.... thin air again!
"Ha, missed me." she stuck her tongue out.
"Did I?" he said and poofed, it was a clone!
"Where are you?!"
"If I'm not above, next to you or behind you then I'm obvisly under you!"
"Huh?!"
He grabbed her chin and pulled her down to him.
"Oh no you don't, I'm not having my first kiss with you!" she kicked his chest and jumped away.
"First kiss? Oh you poor thing!" he recovered quickly "Why don't you have it with me, I promise it will be nice."
"No I'm having it with Sasuke!" she suddenly shouted.
"Sasuke, how do you know him?"
"Why should I tell you?!"
"Because if you don't then I'll kiss you!"
"Eww, fine then, Sasuke was my first and only love!"
"Cuddles?"
"Who's Cuddles, I don't know her, I'm Susie not Cuddles!" she panicked.
"I know its you, but how did you become human?"
"One of Fluffykins machines."
"You know, you look good as a human and you look cute when your angry."
"Wha-shut up you!"
"I think I will kiss you.."
"No sto-!"
But it was too late, they were kissing.
TBC!
Me: I wonder what my punishment is!
Elfluffo: Your punishment is....
Me: Yes?
Elfluffo: Your punishment is....
Me: Yes?
Elfluffo: Find out next chapter!
Me: WHAT?!
Elfluffo: Just kidding!
Me: Phew, well what is it?
Elfluffo: you must have a tea party with Susie!
Me: NOOOOOO!
Elfluffo: Mwhahaha R&R!