Me: I'm really, really, really sorry! my internet hasn't been working so I couldn't get the chapters up! but now its fixed and here's the new chapter!
Elfluffo: Finally!
Me: Hey! You didn't do anything at all, you just sat on the couch all day!
Elfluffo: Well at least I tried doing something!
Me: Like what?!
Elfluffo: I watched the TV and ate and slept!
Me: (sigh) you are so useless!
Elfluffo: Whatever, so anyway Rachzilla does not own Naruto!
Chapter 9
At the park....
"Wow your a better kisser than Sakura!" Kakashi grinned.
poof the girl in his arm turned to smoke.
"What the?" he mumbled, confused.
A small note softly fell to the ground in front of him, he picked it up and began to read.
Dear Kakashi,
I'm sorry but I do not have feelings for you! I was just trying to make you like me because of Elfluffos (Fluffykins) orders! I'm sorry about you and Sakura but if you still love her then you must hunt down Elfluffo, he is applying for a job at Tsunades office. If you do kill him, tell him that I'm sorry.
From Susie.
"This was all a plan to get me and Sakura to spilt up?!" he growled while ripping the note in half.
"What have I done?" Susie- who was behind a tree at the time-cried.
At the Hyuuga household....
"W..where am I?" Chip asked.
"Oh, your alive!" Hinata sobbed.
"What happened and why does my face feel like its going to explode with pain?" he gasped.
"Neji attacked you, usually people don't survive an attack like that!"
"Wow...how long have I been out?"
"Five minutes."
"It truly is amazing." Neji suddenly said.
"Argh don't let him kill me mummy!"
"Tell me, do you have some kind of special power?"
"Well now that you mention it..."
"Well I guess you guys have finally gotten along." Hinata mumbled.
"Thats it! I must have some kind regeneration power!"
"What? But that's impossible, unless you have a demon inside you!"
"Well I do have the demon of chocolaty goodness inside me..." Chip grinned.
"You seem to be very powerful, I give you permission to go out with my cousin!"
"WHAT?!?" Hinata shouted.
"That's great news, wait WHAT?!" Chip shouted.
"And I like your long hair, its soo shiny, I give you permission to marry my cousin and what conditioner do you use?"
"WHAT?!" Hinata shouted again.
"What are you talking about, I don't even have hair, wait WHAT?!"
"You two are getting married next Tuesday!"
"But I'm meant to marry Naruto!"
"The same Naruto that left you, the same Naruto that never said goodbye, the same Naruto that married Sasuke instead of you?"
"I hate you Neji!" Hinata cried and ran off.
"Hinata wait!" Chip called after her.
"Chip, you've been so nice to me, I don't know how to repay you!" Hinata cried into his shoulder.
"Its okay Hinata, I'm only nice because you were nice to me."
"Chip you're the best." she sobbed.
"I know."
Meanwhile with Elfluffo....
"So, you think your worthy enough to protect me, the hokage, the greatest ninja in the leaf village, from danger?" Tsunade chuckled.
"Ummm yes?" Elfluffo said nervously.
"Why?"
"Because your not the best ninja in the leaf village, I am!"
"You've got guts kid, I like a man with guts!"
'Wow this lady is scary and old, she also smells like mints, too many mints' Elfluffo thought.
"But everyone has guts, does that mean you like everyone?" Elfluffo replied.
"Hahaha, your hired!"
"Wow thanks!"
"Your hired if you pass this test!"
"What's the test?"
"You must beat me...."
"Yes?"
"In a drinking contest!"
"What?"
"You heard me, now drink this!" she laughed, pulling out two glasses and filling them with sake.
"But I've never drunk anything like this!"
"What are you a kid?"
"No I'm a man! A very manly, man!" he laughed as he picked up his glass.
"Cheers!" she laughed as she banged her glass on his.
Three hours later....
"Wow, hic! your a tough opponent, hic!" Tsunade laughed.
"And hic! this is my, hic! first time, hic!" Elfluffo grinned.
"Well we're hic! on our thirty-seventh glass, hic! feel like, hic! giving up?"
"No, hic! I'll go on, hic! all night, hic! if I have to!"
"Well cheers, hic! to our thirty-ninth, hic! gla-." she fell back and began to snore.
"Woo, hic! I'm the, hic! winner, hic! nighty night!" he too fell back in his chair and fell asleep.
TBC!
Me: Wow what a great chapter! And again I'm really sorry for how late it is!
Elfluffo: Me, hic! too!
Me: Well I guess all that's left to say is Nighty night!
Elfluffo: Yeah nighty, hic! night and R&R hic!