It all started in Valley Windworks in the Sinnoh Region...
"RAR I KEELZ YOU!"
"ZOMG! NUUU!"
Two Buizel were tackling eachother on the bank of a river. One of them had brown specks over his face, while the other one had white specks over his face.
"I AM GROUDON, AND I SAY THAT THERE WILL BE MORE LAND." The brown specked one shouted, pushing the other.
"WELL I'M KYROGE AND I SAY THAT THERE WILL BE MORE WATER." The white specked one shouted back, pushing the other sea weasel.
"... Dude. That's stupid. The earth is what like, 70 percent water?" The brown specked said.
"... Yeah that is stupid... BUT I'M STILL GOING TO KILL YOU!" The two pokemon began play fighting each other on the ground.
Meanwhile, somewhere under the ocean...
The giant red beast growled. A blue sea creature looked up at it.
"What now Groudon?" It asked.
Groudon shook his head. "Some morons are making fun of us, I can feel it."
The blue beast shrugged, and went back to reading magazines.
Back to the Valley
The two Buizel had finally stopped fighting eachother and were sitting on a rock by the river. Another pokemon, yet another Buizel, came running up to them.
"Sandy, Salty! Guess what!?"
The two pokemon, now known as Sandy and Salty lept up from the rock, running over to the Buizel, who had bright blue eyes and wave like markings down his sides.
"Leeooo. Where've you been?" The white specked Buizel, known as Salty asked.
"Grandfather Floatzel gave me this!" Leo put his paws out to show his friends. It was a stone in the shape of some kind of fairy.
"He says it's Celebi and can time travel and crap!"
"... Leo. Old man Floaty's crazy." Sandy said, brown eyes rolling.
"Yeah but, wouldn't it be awesome if we were legendaries. I mean, think of the fun stuff we could do!"
Somewhere in Lake Verity...
"Got any threes?" A yellow creature with its eyes tightly shut asked.
"Ha! Go Fish Uxie!" A blue creature chirped.
"WHAT. YOUR LYING!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Aaammmm not."
"DO YOU WANT ME TO OPEN MY EYES!?"
"Guh! No! Here, take the three take it!"
A pink creature sighed, shuffling through its cards.
Somewhere high in the clouds...
"So then I said, YOU DARE TRESPASS ON MY TERRITORY." A humanish creature said.
A pink cat like pokemon giggled.
"Mewtwo, you are sooo strong."
Mewtwo smirked. "Indeed I am... Purple is such a good color on me." It said. The two pokemon were painting their nails.
Now back to the Valley
"... Leo, legendaries only run around and be seen by people then run off." Salty said, shaking his head.
Leo leaped up. "Not true," He yelled, "if I was a legendary, I would be awesome!"
Sandy rolled his eyes. "Yeeaahh... Hey, Isn't that Blanca?"
A Buizel with violet eyes and pink stripes was picking flowers. Leo whirled around, staring.
"Oh my Groudon she is sooo hot and- HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT?" He yelled, pointing at the shadow that was behind Blanca.
"Gasp! A human!" Salty shouted.
The human, a girl, was already sending out a Chimchar.
"I've got to save her! Quick, Sandy, get my cape." Leo ordered.
Sandy stared blankly at his friend. "But.. You don't have a cape..."
"... Good point. SCREW IT I'M JUST GOING TO MAUL THEM." And with that, Leo dashed into a battle against a Chimchar.