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"Ah shit!" Kurama moaned. "Kasaan is gonna kill me! How do I explain why the Weeniemobile is parked in my room!"

"Hold on Spazz," Kairee said with a frown. "Kurama doesn't cuss. My kitsune would never say shit..."

She snuggled up a bit to Kurama, who backed away nervously with a sweat drop.

"Spazz," Hiei said, "I would also like to know how the Weeniemobile is on the second floor..."

Spazz thought about it, and suddenly the Weeniemobile sprouted wings. "There!" Spazz retorted. "It can fly!"

Everyone else looked at her with sweat drops.

"Hey- this is my fan fic! I can write what I want!"

No one said a word but continued to stare at her like she was insane.

"Okay, resume set," Spazz snapped.

"Where's Yusuke?" Kurama asked.

Nobody responded.

"Hey guys," Yusuke said, emerging from the truck, "I ate everything in the Weeniemobile, and I'm still hungry, so you wanna get some lunch?"

"...It's four AM Yusuke..." Spazz pointed out.

"Oh. Okay. So you guys coming for lunch or what?"

"Can we go to Japanese?" Kairee asked.

"How about Mexican?" Kurama suggested.

Hiei withdrew a knife from his cloak and grabbed Spazz, putting the blade up to her neck.

"Barbecue or the spastic one dies," he growled.

Spazz's eyes softened. "I'd gladly die in your arms, Hiei," she said dreamily.

Hiei put the knife back in his cloak and recoiled from Spazz as if she were contagious. "Japanese it is," he murmured. "As long as we get sweet snow afterwards."

"Definitely," Spazz agreed.

"Has anybody here noticed that Inuyasha's name means female dog demon?" Kairee asked.

Everyone stared at her as she got a sweat drop.

"I'm the one who found that out," Spazz pointed out.

"I always wondered about that," Kurama murmured. "He would make such a pretty girl."

Now it was Kurama's turn to get a sweat drop while everyone stared at him.

"Well, it's true!" he said defensively.

Spazz began to hum to herself, not noticing all eyes on her.

"I think she's gotten smarter in the last five minutes," Hiei noted.

"If she's so smart, then why doesn't she put this up online by herself!" Kairee demanded. "I hate typing it all up!"

"Because of slave-induced labor," Spazz informed her. "I force you to do work while I go swimming-Wait a minute, I take that back. I don't think I know what 'induced' means."

"Go look it up in a dictionary then," Yusuke suggested.

"You, bakamon!" Spazz shouted.

Yusuke put on a pouty face and sniffled about it a bit.

"Kami, Yusuke, that pedicure is going straight to your head," Spazz yelled. "You're acting more girly than Kurama."

"Hey!" Kurama protested.

"I will not hear my kitsune insulted such," Kairee declared haughtily.

Kurama backed away from her, scared of what she might do.

"ThatsokayIlikebeingcalledgirly," he said so quickly it was one word.

Kairee turned on him coldly, telling him dangerously with her eyes that he was wrong.

"Ha, ha...joking..." Kurama said with many sweat drops.

"I don't think this was in the script," Spazz said, looking over a few papers. "Yeah, I don't die a slow, painful death in here."

She suddenly saw something important.

"Oh, shit! We're late! We're supposed to be at the mall buying Yusuke bras and undies!"

Yusuke rose and punched his fist into the air dramatically.

"To the mall!" he cried.

A few hours later the group emerged from Victoria's Secret, Hiei muttering darkly, Kurama blushing furiously, and Yusuke loaded down with bags packed full of women's undergarments.

"Why did you make us go in there?" Hiei demanded of Spazz.

"I dunno," she said. "I was bored. If you want, I could make you stand on the roof of the mall in your underwear crowing like a rooster."

"Oh please God no," Hiei pleaded.

"Yeah, I won't, it's not in the script. That was a McDonald's roof instead of the mall."

"NOOO!"

And so Hiei's reputation was ruined by some crazy girl with mediocre writing skills who induces slave labor on her friend by making her post it online- that girl is me.

(A/N): Actually, I don't make Kairee post fics online for me anymore; I do it ALL BY MYSELF, because I'm a big girl now. More to the point, if you liked the writing style and characters, I'll be posting another series called "Foobaloobayubikaland" shortly, which will be much the same, but longer and better thought out. Kairee will be so proud of me! *cries*