Chapter 5

I do not own zim.
(a/n this is actually one day before dib got handcuffed to the rail gomen nasai) gomen nasai means sorry.

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Nko's SIR unit was walking home from the store. It stopped, something had caught it's attention "what was that?" SIR kept walking thinking it was just an Earth wind. Squeak squeak squeak. SIR turned around now sure it wasn't it's imagination.

There was a creature, it screamed which made the S.I.R unit jump.

"You dropped this!" said the little green puppy very loudly as it took a step toward the S.I.R with a piece of lint in its paws. The green dog grabbed S.I.R.'s head and put the lint inside. The robot's eyes went black as it dropped limp to the ground the audio recording in it's head stayed on long enough to catch some talking before it went on a temporary shut down. That speech clip was "Good work Gir!"

Zim took the little robot put it in a containment chamber and zim quickly rebooted it. The little sir woke up. "Huh what?" said the confused S.I.R

"S.I.R unit" started Zim "you are a threat to my mission"
"But why?" asked the S.I.R unit.
"Because…two invaders can't work one planet!" said Zim. "now tell me!" he said in a low voice.
"Tell you what?" asked SIR.
"Every thing!" said zim

"um" said the sir thinking 3 and a half hours later "…and then I used my personality chip which is a limited piece of junk!… "
3 more hours later "And Dib was beaten up as my master and I rode home"
"Stop!" said Zim irritated by the SIR's new found stupidity "Tell me about Nko's plan!" he said

"Uh…um" said the SIR "any way…so then we had to call the tallest"
5 more hours later

"Shut up Shut up!" said Zim as he pounded the control panel in front of him whick activated a cannon that sent the sir unit flying out of zim's house and all the way into Dib's room.

Dib heard a loud smack against his window. He quickly got up and ran out side to see a passed out robot. He pulled the robot inside and sat it on his bed. He then looked it over.
"Hmm." he thought "Nko's SIR unit!" he picked up the robot and stood it up and fell on its face.

"There better not be weird insane things up there!" said Professor membrane.
"No!" said Dib as he picked up the little robot. "Just a robot"
The door burst open which made Dib drop Nko's SIR.
Professor Membrane, happy at what Dib had said, exclamed "You've finally started normal science!" he picked up the robot and headed down stairs with dib close behind.

Professor membrane set the robot on the table in his lab and looked over the robot trying to get it to work. Finally he sat it up and hit it in the head.

It sprung alive and saluted…then…fell over. Dib picked it up and attempted to reboot it with the little irken information he knew. It jumped down and said "SIR reporting for duty!" it then headed upstairs.

It went about three steps sparked and then went berserk practically falling apart, then it stopped it finnished it's walk upstairs before stopping at a window. It looked out side "what's that?" it asked in a high piched voice pointing to a squirrel.

Dib freaked out, he knew that Nko's SIR wasn't a moron like GIR. He picked up the robot and ran down the stairs. He went to fast, tripped and fell. The S.I.R robot went flying as Dib went tumbling down the stairs. The robot landed in Professor Membrane's hands.

"Dad there's some thing wrong with it!" said Dib composing himself after the fall. The SIR unit sparked and shut down.
Professor Membrane, not wanting his son to be insane with "Para science" again, decided to create a device to control SIR's outbursts.

Dib went to school the next morning with the half busted SIR who seemed to be getting better. Dib got the SIR robot out of his locker and tried to get it to recess unseen…it failed miserably.

The first one to see the sir robot was Zim who stopped Dib in his tracks literally .

"Where are you going with that SIR unit Dib?" he said looking down at Dib now flat on his face. Then out of nowhere as if she materialized was Nko. "What's going on?" she said seeing Zim who had just grabbed Her SIR's arm, and Dib on the ground. The Sir unit sparked and attempted to pulled away. Nko grabbed Zim's shoulder and spun him around so they where looking face to face. She grabbed the Sir unit and waved a "See ya!" as she ran away, at a very quick speed too, kicking Dirt on to Dib's glasses and in to zim's face.

"Oops…aw well" she said as she got around the school and commenced to fixing the SIR with various tools from her pack. She looked through the SIR's head and found the problem, it was a loose chip, she replaced it into it's usual spot, completely missing the lint and started the SIR up again. When out of the shadows came Ms. Bitters. "No toys" she said "You'll get it after class." then slithered away SIR in hand.

Hope you enjoyed that chapter n.n

she gets her SIR back after school and leaves, then it goes to chapter 4. If your confused I'm sorry!
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