I do not own Zim, Only Nko. Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez

This chapter includes German…No I do not speak German, I used a translator, I would like to learn German but right now all I can do is use Babel fish. Do not flame me if the German is off. Translations will be next to the German words.

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Yawn! "Good morning kitty!" said Nko after her full 24 hours of sleep. She picked up an Irken drink from the little tray the SIR unit was holding and took a drink. "Any thing interesting happen?"

"The Dib human came by."
"Please tell me you didn't let him in."
"No. He let himself in…he seemed worried about your absence."
Nko eyed the SIR unit. "Access video footage from the Earth boy's visit!"

The sir's eyes turned red as a little hologram appeared in thin air.

"Nko?! NKOOOOOO!!…uuuuhhhhh…Door's open…Kitty…have you seen Nko? …WAIT!….(Dib runs upstairs and after a few moments pulls out his alien handcuffs, then quickly stuffs them away again and walks out the door"

"Hmm, rewind that then zoom in on those cuffs…"

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The next day

"DIB!" Nko ran up to the big headed child "Dib I think you may have accidentally divulged something very dangerous to Zim!"

Dib turned around "How could I, I haven't seen him since yesterday."

"Check your alien cuffs"

"Alright but I don't see what they would have to do with anything." Zim had already appeared behind them both before Dib even found the Irken insignia.

"I'm sorry to hear that the Tallest will be dragging you off so soon Nko."

"Oh did you already call the tallest?" said Nko in a calm tone

Dib stared at the two.

"No but I will if you don't get off my planet!"

A smile flashed across Nko's face. "Ich plane nicht auf Zim so bald lassen." -I do not plan on leaving so soon Zim- She said as she circled him slowly.

"Filthy defective! I thought you could only speak two filthy Earth languages."

"Warum man nicht drei spricht?" -why not speak three?-

Zim retaliated by speaking in Irken "I refuse to translate filthy earth speak! Speak Irken if anything"

Confusion crossed Nkos face "I…Was?"

"Defective, can't even understand your own language anymore!"

Dib Just stared confused watching the two, he wanted to stay out of it, scared of what would happen if they noticed him.

Nko stopped giving Zim a look that could kill. "Defective! That's all you say! Ich zeige Ihnen, wie defekt ich bin"

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That's all I have for now…If you liked the story thus far review! Sorry it's kind of short, the next one will be longer.

Oh before I forget "Ich zeige Ihnen, wie defekt ich bin" is "I'll show you how defective I am"

Thanks for reading!