Me: Welcome back! I welcome Ryoma from prince of tennis! (cricket chirping)
Me: wow. tough crowd.
Uryu Ishida: Why am I here?
Me: SHUT UP, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND WAIT FOR THE TRUCK!
Uryu: Wait, what truck? *smash*
Ryoma: He's all like a bloody sack of pulp.... Hey Hoshi chan.. arent those Uryu's glasses on your feet?
Me: OH JESUS CRIST! IVE BEEN TOUCHECHED BY A QUINCY! GET SOME DIS INFECTENT! GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFFFFFF!!!
Orihime: th-
Me: STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT THINGS STUPID STRAWBERRY LOVER!
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Your story was hilarious i really liked the lables and the only in America
thing. rotfl Oh yeah **gives L cake**
L: CCCAAAKKKE!!!
Me: Yes L. Cake. SOME ONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME SHERBET IN YOUR NEXT REVIEW!
Me: HIKARI! Come! i want to tell the joke about the stupid old lady!
Hikari: Fine!
Me:
Hospital Patient
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlie, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlie in 302. No one tells me shit."
Ryoma: Funny.
Hikari: MAH TURN! A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Me: MAH TURN NOW! When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they soon discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
Hikari: MAH TURN AGAIN! A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Thats the ugliest baby that Ive ever seen! Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off , go ahead, Ill hold your monkey for you."
Me: My turn.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:My friend is dead! What can I do?
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead.
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: Okay, now what?
All: Now what?
Gin: Lets Partay!
Review: Next chappy: GIN GETS DRUNK!