In this chapter they come home from the concert, we find out what happened to Carlisle and Esme, and Esme meets Hannah Montana! Or does she? Have fun reading! By the way… I don't own Twilight, Hannah Montana, or the Jonas Brothers.

Part Four: The ride home!!!!

"That was so awesome!" Alice yelled as we road back home.

"I know! This was like the best day ever!" Emmett agreed.

"Speak for yourself," Jacob muttered.

"What? You didn't have fun?" Nessie question him.

"Oh yeah! I had a blast." Jacob replied sarcastically.

"You think you had a bad time," Rosalie sighed "My husband is in love with Kevin Jonas."

"Am not!" Emmett yelled back sounding much like a ten year old girl. "I mean, No I'm not."

"Nice save, there," Jasper said, mocking him.

"Oh, shut up," Emmett complained as he crossed his arms and turned toward the window going into pout mode.

"Well, I had fun," I said with smile.

"Of course you did," Edward said, obviously teasing me about the previous events. You know… The flirting THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL!

"Oh, be quiet," I told him and then went into pout mode just like Emmett.

"Am I the only person who still can't believe what happened?" Alice asked.

"I think so," I told her.

"Well, I just thought it was amazing," She continued. "I mean, gosh! He, he thought I was a good singer! And, and he's so, and I was, and it was! AHHHH!!!"

"We get it! It was amazing," Jasper half shouted, obviously jealous.

Part four and a half: The beginning of Esme Island

I bet you're all wondering were Carlisle and Esme have been during the super amazing story… Well, they were at Esme Island. Here is their story.

Part five: The awesome, amazing, crazy trip to Esme island!!!

Esme's point of view

"Well, this trip is turning out to be a blast!" I said to Carlisle.

"It really is." He agreed.

"Oh, I hope the kids are having as much fun as we are."

"I'm sure they are. Well, most of them. Rosalie said she got everyone tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert," he told me.

"Why that's wonderful!!" I exclaimed! "Oh, I wish I could have gone!"

We are on vacation. Away from the kids at the island Carlisle bought me! What a nice time we're having! Lets see… Well, we saw a live performance from Hannah Montana. He went searching for sea shells, swimming… Oh this has been just peachy keen!

Ring, ring. Oh! That's the phone!!!!!!!

"HELLO?" I answered.

"Hi!"

"Oh, hi Alice! Nice to talk to you!" I told her.

"Nice to talk to you, too," She said.

"Is there a reason you called?" I asked

"Oh, yes. I was just calling to tell you that magical unicorns are coming to get you!"

"What?"

"We heard that magical unicorns are headed to you island to have an awesome, amazing, crazy time!

"Well, doesn't that sound fun," I said. "I'll make them cookies!'

"Okay! Have fun!" She told me. "Bye."

Part six: Makin' cookies!

"I'm cookies! All by myself! Yeah, I'm making cookies! With no one else! Can't eat these cookies… When I'm done. Yeah. I'm. making. COOOOOOOOKIIIIES!!!!" I sang as I baked the cookies.

"Did someone say they were baking cookies?" *Studio audience yells AHHHHHHH!!!!*

"Oh my! It's Hannah Montana!"

"Yep, that's me!"

"What are you doing here?" I asked completely star struck.

"Well, I heard ya'll were makin' cookies so I had to come and get some. I'm starving!"

"Well, come on in! You can help!"

"OKAY!"

"I'm cookies, with Hannah Montana! Yeah, we're making cookies! With someone else! Can't eat these cookies… When I'm done! Yeah. I'm. Making. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIEEES WITH HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!! YEAH!" I sang.

Part seven: Hannah Montana needs crack.

"You're a very interesting person, you know that?" She asked.

"Why thank you!" I said. I've never been called interesting before!

"So… Can I buy some crack from you?" She asked.

"What?!?!?!? But, I don't have crack!"

"Oh, you don't… Man! Now were can I get crack? I'm not going back to Hollywood for another two weeks! How the hell can I go without crack for that long?" She complained.

"Oh, well… Golly, I'm sorry. I really wish I could get you some, but I wouldn't know where. Hang on, I'll go ask Carlisle." I told her.

"Carlisle?" I asked. "Do you know where I could find some crack?"

"What? Why do you want crack?" He asked.

"Not for me. Hannah Montana wanted it," I explained.

"What are you talking about?"

"Hanna Montana! She's in the kitchen! We were making cookies! Come on, I'll show you.," I said as I started walking toward the kitchen.

"See," I said, but there was no one there.

"I don't think you need anymore crack, Esme. It's obvious that you've had enough," He said with a sigh and then walked away.

"Crap. Hallucinating again!"

Okay, this was my second chapter! Hope you liked it! I have plans for my next chapter… But I wont type It up unless I get some awesome reviews from you guys!

Questions: 1. What did you think? 2. What do you think will happen/What do you want to happen 3. What was your favorite part? 4. What was your least favorite part? 5. If a vampire gets high, will they get the munchies? If so, does that mean they want blood ever more the usual? 6. Do you like the Jonas Brothers? (I know I do! I love them as much as Alice does) 7. Do you like Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus? (I don't. If I did I would have made her awesome… Not a crack head. LOL) REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!