Carlisle and Esme come home! Jacob gets personal. PARTIES AND JOE JONAS CUTS HIS HAIR! And THE CULLEN CLAN HAS "THE LAST HOTDOG" Disclaimer: GOD! I STILL DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!! AHHH! I hate my life…

Part eight: Home coming!

Esme's point of view.

"We're back!" I yelled, happy to be home.

"Yay!" Nessie yelled running up to Carlisle and I.

"We missed you sooo much!" Alice exclaimed coming into the room.

"What should we do now that we're home?" Carlisle asked the family as they sat in the living room talking about what all happened in the past three weeks Carlisle and Esme were gone.

"PARTY!!" Emmett yelled.

"I'll invite the Jonas Brothers!" Alice said while jumping up and down.

"Yeah!" Alice, Nessie, Esme, and Emmett yelled at the same time.

Part nine: Calling the JoBros.

Ring, Ring "Hello?" Nick asked answering the phone.

"HEY! Party at my house!" Alice yelled into the phone.

"Um… Great. But who is this?" Nick asked.

"ALICE CULLEN!"

"Oh, okay!"

"Guess what!!!" Alice yelled.

"Um… What?" Nick asked.

"THE BANANA KING WANTS TO SEE YOU!!!"

"Um… Alright. Why does the Banana king wish to see me?"

"You're special…"

"Oh, okay."

"Guess what else!!!"

"I'm not sure if I want to know…" Nick said sounding scared.

"HARRY POTTER!!! I'M HARRY POTTER!!!" Alice sang.

"Okay… Can I ask what drug you're on?"

"Um… Everything…" Alice admitted.

"Well, alright then. See you at the party," Nick said and then hung up.

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alice screamed and then started spinning around trying to make herself dizzy.

Part ten: EXPLAINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So… How exactly did you get their number?" Carlisle asked.

"Yeah, Alice. How ever did you manage that?" Japer asked, mocking her because he already knew.

"Well… I saw them outside the concert and simply introduced myself and asked for their real number," Alice explained, falsely I might add.

"Oh, WHATEVER!" Jasper yelled. "Here's what really happened… Alice STALKED them, BEGGED them for their real number, and then wouldn't leave them alone. Then I went over there, apologized, Introduced myself, and befriended them," Jasper told everyone.

"Oh well… The point it… WE HAVE THEIR NUMBER!" Alice said, and then went into pout mode.

Everyone burst out into laughter and Alice yelled. "Leave me alone! I was… HIGH!"

"No you weren't…" Edward said.

"I could have been!!! You never know." Alice told him. "SO HA! Evil people, mock me when I was in a time of weakness. YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM!!"

Part eleven: JAKE'S BACK!!! And he has a question!

Bella's point of view.

"Has anyone seen Jacob?" I asked wondering why he hasn't been here all day. It was so unlike him.

"No, I haven't." Nessie answered.

"Knock, Knock," Someone yelled as they walked into the house. JACOB!

"I hope you don't mind but I got an amazing idea on the way over… Wanna here?" He asked.

"Sure," I said.

"Okay," He started as he took a video camera out of his bag. "I've decided to shoot 'The day In the life of a Cullen'!" He told me. "Good idea, right?"

"Um.. Yeah, Jake. Sure," I said, lying. I didn't know how I felt about it.

"Okay! Great! Don't tell the family, though. I want it to be real!"

"Okay, sure thing," I promised.

Part twelve: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CULLEN!!!

Jacob's point of view.

"This is a day in the life a Cullen." I whispered into the camera. "First is Edward."

"Ugh… I'm so pale," Edward whined standing in front of the mirror. "And look at my hair. GOSH! It's so hard to keep nice. GOSH! I hate me," Yelled and then saw Bella entering the room.

"Oh, hey Bella. You look beautiful today."

"Thanks," She replied.

"Do I look handsome today?" He asked.

"Yeah!"

"Thanks," He said back to her feeling much more confident.

"Well, I gotta get going, Edward," Bella said and then walked out the door.

"Go on now, Go… Walk out the door. Get out of here now! 'Cause you're not welcome any more! Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? You thought I'd crumble! You thought I'd lay down and die! Oh no not I! I will survive! For as long as I know how to live I know I'll stay alive 'cause I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give…" Edward sang after Bella left.

"Okay, well… That was a day in the life of Edward," I said into the camera.

"Next, a day in the life of Emmett."

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't ya!" Well, that was unpleasant. I just walked in on Emmett singing that retched song.

"I know you do, Kevin… I know," Emmett whispered.

"Okay… And on THAT note… A day in the life of Emmett is OVER!

Part thirteen: THE PARTY!! *Jumps through wall* OH YEAH!!! (Kool-Aid guy!)

Bella's point of view

Knock, Knock

"I'll get it!" Alice yelled.

"Hey!"

"AHHH!" Alice screamed and then hugged Nick.

"Nice to see you too, Harry potter." Nick told her.

"So… I was told this was going to be a party… Where's the music?" Joe asked.

"Oh, right! Sorry!" I said as I ran over to the radio to put on some music.

"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" Joe yelled as he started to dance.

"Calm down, Joe." Nick told him.

Part fourteen: THE HAIR CUT!!! BUM BUM BUM!!!!

"So…" I said to Joe after twenty minutes or so. "Have you ever thought about cutting your hair? It's quite long."

"My hair? No way!" Joe half yelled.

"Come on! It would look so much better!" I told him.

"No, no, no, no, no!" He said, repeating himself like a five year old.

"Please! You know you want too!" I pleaded. "Nick, Kevin? Don't you think Joe would look sooo much better if he got a hair cut?"

"Yes!" Nick exclaimed.

"We've been trying to tell him for the longest time. He never listens," Kevin explained.

"You know what? FINE!" He yelled over the music.

"Yes! Okay, so… Does anyone know how to cut hair?" I asked.

"I do!" Alice said.

"Great!"

"Oh, great. The crazy person is cutting my hair," Joe said sounding a little worried.

"Yeah… No worries, It will look amazing!" Alice told him. "AND I'M NOT CRAZY!"

"Okay, okay… Just work your magic," Joe told her.

"Alright! This should be fun!"

Part fifteen: After the hair cut!

"Ugh… My hair. My poor perfect head of hair," Joe whined.

"Oh, shut up!" I yelled at him. "It looks fine!"

"Yeah! Gosh. Calm the heck down! You'll scare small Animals and children!" Nick said.

"Like Nessie and her boyfriend," I heard Jasper whisper under his breathe. I tried to stifle laughter.

"I love it! So shut up!" Alice yelled.

"Yeah, I like it too," Emmett said.

"Ye-yeah… So do I!" Kevin agreed. I wonder why. Again I tried to stifle laughter. Beside me, Edward too was trying to contain his laughter.

"Yeah. It looks great," Jacob commented obviously bored with the subject. "What's really important is that I got it on tape! You know I'm posting this on youtube!"

"Joe! Will you PLEASE stop touching your head!" Kevin yelled. "It wont make your hair grow any faster!"

"But… I want my hair back!"

"To bad!" I yelled at him.

"Humm… This is so tragic," He said as he CONTINUED to complain.

"Oh SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled at him at once.

Part sixteen: Leavin' NEVER COMIN' BACK AGAIN!!! FOUND SOMEBODY WHO DOES IT BETTER THEN HE CAN!

"Well I guess we should get going," Nick said.

"Yeah… It's been great fun though!" Kevin said.

"Come on, Joe," Nick said to Joe, who was STILL messing with his newly cut hair.

"I guess I should get going too. Bye guys!" Jacob said.

"Bye, Jake, I said.

"See ya," Jacob called back as he walked to the door.

"Go on now, go! Walk out the door!" Edward started singing randomly.

"Okay then…" I said and started walking toward the living room to clean up a bit. Then I lifted the couch to clean under it and found something odd under there.

Part sixteen: THE LAST HOTDOG EVER!!!!! AND IT MAGICAL!!!

Alice's point of view.

"What is this doing here?" Bella called out

"What is it?" Rosalie asked.

"I think it's a hotdog," I said.

"What would a hotdog be doing under the couch?" Esme asked.

"I have no clue," Edward said.

"Neither do I," Bella said.

"Well, what should we do with it?" Emmett asked.

"We could give it to a hobo!" Bella yelled.

"Yeah!" Everyone agreed.

"Wait! No! Don't!" I called out.

"Well, why not?" Edward asked.

"I had a vision," I explained.

"About what?"

"The last hotdog,"

"Do tell," Jasper said.

"Okay… So we gave the hotdog to a homeless person, but then, another homeless person wanted it too so they had a fight over the hotdog! Then people came over to see what they were fighting about and saw the hotdog. Then more people decided they wanted this hotdog because they thought it was special. So then half the city was fighting over one hotdog because some hobos told them it was magical! Then the whole world started fighting over a stupid hotdog! THE FREAKING HOT DOG STARTED WORLD WAR THREE!!!" I yelled.

"Dude, hobos are crazy," Jasper said.

"Yeah they are," Emmett agreed.

"Well, if we don't give it to a hobo… What do we do with it?" Bella asked.

"HOTDOG PARTY!" I yelled!

"YEAH!" Everyone agreed.

Okay! Long story short… I'm the weirdest person alive! I don't know how I get half my ideas! All I know is that I REALLY want Joe Jonas to cut his hair and that I was at a friends house a little while ago, we had hotdogs. Then their was one left. I yell out "Hey I have a great movie idea… The last hotdog" Then I was telling my friend about it later and came up with this whole idea. I know… Weird, but that's just me.

Anyway… QUESTIONS OF THE DAY!!!

1. What was your favorite part?

2. Your least favorite part?

3. What do you think/want to happen?

4. DID YOU LOVE IT OR DID YOU LOVE IT?

5. What was your favorite tile? Like "After the hair cut!" or "THE PARTY!! *Jumps through wall* OH YEAH!!! (Kool-Aid guy!)" or whatever one was your favorite! I wish to know!

6. Have you ever tried to go vegan? (don't ask... My friends trying... I felt the need to ask.)

7. Are you pregnant?

8. Do you want to get pregnant?

9. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! You can't have a baby! You're like ten! Gosh! You little whore!

10. THE JONAS BROTERS ROCK AND YOU KNOW IT!!

11. I know that's not a question and neither is this but it had to be said!

12. I had a question but I forgot it…

13. Still thinking…

14. Do you love me?

15. That wasn't the question but that's all I could think of. Darn it. It will come to me. In the mean time…

16. REVIEW!!! Or I'll beat you with a stick, stab you with the stick, and shove the stick down your throat. I know... Violent.