Harry Potter and the Horribly Unlikely Fanfiction

by Sharap'n

Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!

3. So Very Very Sorry

Sorry to anyone who thought it was a real, proper chapter. It's just a little note. Because I probably won't be updating as often as I have (oh yeah, I'm such a consistent updater anyway) because today was my first day of COLLEGE! That's right, COLLEGE!

This isn't your American college for smart people and partying jocks with sports scholarships. This is college that follows high school. This is college that gives you your grade 11 and grade 12 (and grade 13 if you're really dumb) education. And most of my subjects are music or art – related, so I think I'll try a bit harder this year.

Especially because I'm doing a music course where I'm expected to know how to play, and I only picked up a guitar two weeks ago.

So I'm sorry for rambling on, I tend to do that. I'm just saying that I AM SO VERY VERY SORRY if my updates are more postponed than usual – well, define usual. I've only posted two chapters.

To keep you giggling like a school girl, here is a little joke that I made up right now:

"Good evening. My name is Harry Potter."

"Holy crap."

Funny, no? No. Not really. I'm sorry. I'm not very good at making up jokes on the spur of the moment when I really should be in bed because I need sleep if I am to be an Academically Inclined College Girl™.