"Oh my Arceus. I can't believe they got away and what the heck are you doing here?" Leo spun around to see Neon tagging behind them.
"Hm? Oh. I was just following you guys to Lake Valor. My pride can handle the message telling and investigation."
The sea weasel shrugged. "Meh. Fair enough."
"Better than having those thieves." Lian muttered.
"Oh, just get over it." Nina snapped. "I can see the buildings in the distance, so we're almost there. And the sun's already setting. We should get there by night and have plenty of time in the morning-"
"So, the petty thieves were right! The sea weasel is in town!"
"Eh?" Leo stopped walking and glanced around.
A Sandslash appeared, accompanied by…
A crap load of ground/rock types.
I knew hordes were the latest fashion.
"… What's with all the hordes of pokemon now?" Lian grumbled as he took a step forward. "Okay, what do you want?"
"Simple. All your things. Thievery and Sanzoku are with out a doubt the worst clients I have to offer. They never take anything by force like I do." With a snap of his claws, the horde stepped forward.
"Ha! This is too easy. My water attacks and Lian's Leaf Blade can crush them all!" Leo smirked.
"ROLLOUT!" The Sandslash commanded.
"… Crap." Was all Leo could manage before he was pummeled by rolled up rocks along with Lian, Nina, and Neon.
"Hold on! Get a load of THUNDER." Neon roared and let out a gigantic blast of electricity from the sky. It struck every enemy on the field.
And it also did absolutely nothing.
"… Can't say I didn't see that coming." Leo was then pummeled by more rocks.
"NOT SO FAST, SINCH." A familiar voice called out.
Behind the group, Sanzoku appeared in all her glory. "Cover you ears!"
"Oh, Arceus. Not you. WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Leo hissed.
"Just cover your freaking ears." Sanzo growled.
"Why?" Nina demanded.
"DO IT NOW!" The Lucario roared. They stared at her for a moment, but covered their ears.
At that moment, Thievery appeared. He looked at all the ground and rock types who looked very confused. He cleared his throat.
And.
Began.
To.
Freaking.
Sing.
"OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE TTHHAAAT. YOU MAKE A WOMAN GO MAD. SO BE WISE. AND KEEP ON READING THE SIGNS OF MY BODY." At that point, Thievery began to shake his hips.
He sang so off key and high pitched, that a number of the pokemon started to faint. Soon, only Sinch the Sandslash was left standing.
"I THINK MY EYES ARE BLEEDING. SANZO, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?" Leo writhed on the ground.
"Hyper Voice." The Lucario replied plainly.
"Okay, time for the finale." The Furret cleared his throat once more… And grabbed the Sandslash's claws. He winked at the ground type.
"Stupid Furret. I'm not falling for that crap again." He hissed, still in pain.
"Oh, then what about this song. TOUCH MY BODY. THROW ME ON FLOOR. KISS ME ALL AROUND. PLAY WITH ME SOME MORE." Sinch screamed in pain. Thievery giggled and pinned the shrew down. "Oh, come now, Sinchy. You knooww you wannntt sooommeee." Thievery chirped. Sinch obviously couldn't take any more and he fainted.
Thievery got of the fainted pokemon and bowed before bounding over to Sanzoku.
"… What happened to them?" Thievery pointed at the four passed out pokemon.
"Eh. Couldn't take the final song." Sanzo shrugged and began to drag them by their arms, her partner doing the same.
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"Hurgh…" Leo muttered as he finally came to.
"Well finally." Thievery grumbled.
The other three were already awake, and prodding the passed out Floatzel.
"What the heck!? Why are the thieves still here?" Leo got to his feet and growled.
"Uh, Leo. They saved our tails back there… And they're still tagging along with us." Nina said.
"BUT THEY STOLE MY MYSTIC-"
Sanzo thrust the small water drop necklace into Leo's paws.
"Oh. Fine then." He put it back on his neck. "TO LAKE VALOR ALREADY."
The rest sighed. "Better than being beat up by him, I guess." Thievery muttered. As the six headed in the direction of the vacation spot.
"WHOOT! LAKE VAALOORRR!" Leo yelled.
The others sighed in relief when they finally set foot on the pavement of the vacation spot.
"Okay, okay, first we tell people stuff, then the beach." Leo charged in the direction of the lake.
"Why is he your leader?" Neon whispered.
"… He's our leader?" Lian grumbled.
"Okay, it's late. We should go to bed now." Nina said as the resort grew dark.
"No beeaaacch…" Leo sighed to himself and curled up in his bed of leaves.
"We'll go tomorrow. I think we've told enough people to spread the news." Lian grumbled as he, too, curled up for a night's rest.
The rest of the night was silent aside from a few remarks from Leo. He appeared to be dreaming about Nina… In… A very awkward way. A few slaps and he stopped.
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"Wee!" A small blue critter giggled as she swam in the lake. A similar looking one followed close behind.
"Eek! Phione! You're going to hit that-"The bigger blue one started to say.
Too late. Phione, as it was called, swam straight into a rock formation.
"EEK." The blue creature screamed.
His scream arose a certain Magikarp who felt very hungry. And that certain fishy saw that certain blue … thing. Instead of saving its friend, it was forced to run around in circles to avoid the not so giant fishy.
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Leo yawned and stretched. "Good morning everyone, how did- OH CRAP. DEAD BODY IN THE WATER. DEAD BODY. IN THE WATER."
The others were immediately on their feet. Aside from Nina. She… floats.
Sure enough, there was a dead body in the water, floating. Actually it wasn't dead, but let's not tell them that and watch them panic.
"OH MY ARCEUS, LEO FISH HIM OUT." Nina yelled. The Floatzel, who was currently running around in circles, blinked and dove into the water, swimming over to the form and pulling it to shore. He lay it in front of them.
"Eh. It's not dead." Neon declared.
"But it does feel smushy." Thievery commented and began poking the small form's head. Leo copied him.
"Ooh, you're right."
Soon, they were all poking the needy pokemon.
"HEY, HEY STOP IT." Something shouted.
They all stopped to see a Lopunny with pink markings instead of cream bounding over.
Leo immediately began to drool.
"Hey, leave that Phione alone." The bunny ordered.
"Whatever you say, pretty lady." Leo smirked.
"… I'm a guy."
OH MY ARCEUS.
IT'S HANK'S BROTHER.
"WHHAAAATTT!?" Leo screeched. He flopped to the ground.
"… It happens often." The Lopunny shrugged.
"Oh! So you must be totally gay!" Thievery squeaked.
Sanzoku punched him… Why does that sound familiar?
"… I get that a lot. Anyway. My name is Cherry, and that little pincushion happens to be Phione, though I don't know where Manaphy is…"
"Oh, Cherry. Cherry I found him. Leroy was out chasing him!" A purple Feebas emerged from the water.
Leo stared at it and burst out laughing. "OH MAN. That's too funny. An ugly fish and a cross dressing bunny!"
The Feebas's lip trembled. A Magikarp emerged.
"No, Lorie! Don't listen. Sing the song!"
Lorie tilted her head, but started to sing. It was oddly very good for some ugly fish. … Oh sorry.
"I AM BEAUTIFUL. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAAAY. WORDS CAN'T BRING MEE DOWN!"
"She has a low self esteem." Cherry explained and picked up Phione. "Oh Phione… Wake up."
Phione cracked her eyes open. "Chewwy?" She squeaked.
"Awww." Sanzo purred.
At that moment, another larger blue creature leaped out of the water and near Phione. "Phiioonnee!" It cooed.
The Magikarp nervously turned around. "Uh… Guys."
"WHAT LEROY?" Cherry snapped.
"Sorry to ruin the love fest but… Uh…"
Lorie blinked. "What is it?"
"Sharpedo Gang."
"JAWS." Leo screeched.
At that moment, several large sharks emerged from the water, grinning evilly. "Dinner."
"WELL CRAP." Leo hissed.
"Where's Azelf in this whole mess?" Nina groaned.
They didn't know that Azelf, Uxie, and Mesprit were playing spin the bottle in a cave with Mew and Mewtwo. When Azelf spun the bottle, it landed on Mew. The pink pokemon giggled and began to make out.
"NO, MY FANBOY." Mewtwo screamed.