LIST OF THINGS I DON'T OWN

genie in a bottle- Cristina augliara

twilight

the macarana

vw bugs

Barbie Girl (thank God -ooh I don't own him either- -does sign of cross-)

Klondike bars

U & UR hands

itsy bitsey spider

can't touch this

Mission Impossible

The fresh Prince of Bel air theme song

DANG what do I own?

Jpov

They were still doing the Macarana!!!!! People found them HILARIOUS! It was Sunday and we had to go because of school. All good things must end. Then again. . .

"OK guys we have school in" I checked my watch "2 hours. We gots to move. I have decided to make this a competition, because inspiration hit. You each have 2 Klondike Bars so far. You both get Klondike Bars so it's not only one person. You will first were a tutu to school. Aro you are going to school as our guest. If anyone laughs tell them not to dis the fairy princess. It will also be sunny through the clouds so you will faintly glitter, though not enough for attention. Every time the announcements go off will scream for the voices to stop. Any questions?"

No questioms, but one MAD Emmet.

"No you crazy moron! WHY the heck would we do this???? NO!! Just give us our flipping Klondike bars NOW be-yotch!!!!!!!!"

That was scary. I haven't seen him this angry since Edward told him saying the song Barbie Girl was gay was an insult to Zac Efron.

"Now you will take us home as fast as your gay car can carry us and get us some Klondike Bars!!! That is, if you care about Baggles McBaggsworth!" Nooooooooo not my Man Purse!! And where he get off calling my pink VW bug GAY??????

"Fine" I say quietly. He smirks. Aro is swatting at an invisible fly.

Empov

I am tired of his crud. I just want a FLIPPING KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!! The ride home was quiet. Good I thought. It was uneventful . . . UNTIL BARBIE GIRL CAME ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!! You know Barbie girl AKA the best song. EVA!!! Better then the itsy bitsy spider probably. So Aro and I sung.

I'm a Barbie Girl

in my barbie WO-O-ORLD

Then Jasper shut of the station to a CD of his and Alice's favorites. Genie in a Bottle came on. Why does Edward always run away when this is on? Oh well. Then I glared and glared and glared. Then finally I shut"GLARE!!!" and Jazzy jumps. Jazzy jumps. Alliterations are fun!

"What?"

"Barbie. Girl." I growl. This is fun!!! He reaches for the dail, but we're already home. Aro and I skip out, humming the tune to Pinks U & Ur Hands. Another fave!!!! We go into the kitchen and fetch out bibs with lobsters on them. Yup. We got class. So Jasper sighs and takes two Klondike bars out of the freezer.

Then Edward and Bella come down the stairs. Edward looks at us. Then at the ice cream on our Dora plates. Then Bella starts laughing hysterically and Edward says: "Did it occur to either of you that you can't eat people food?" Damn the one error in our master plan!!!! Oh well there SUPPOSED to taste good.

"ESMEEEE" Edward called. Crud. "EMMETT CURSED IN HIS HE-AD!!!Great. Esme made a list of when we swear and by telling her when we think them, he is immune. DON DUN-NA NA DA DUN-NA NU NU NA- CANT TOUCH HIM- DUN DUN-NA NU DUN-NA NA NA NA NA -CEPT BELLA-. K I'm done.

She ran in in camo, shouted " Got'em" scribbled something in a little book and ran away humming Mission Impossible.

"Yes, yes it did." says Aro. Then he jumps on the table and shouts "BUT THERE'S A DISEASE CALLED DON'T CARE AND WE GOT THE FEVA!!!!!" That's why I love Aro. Not romantically, but look at that hair . . .

HA HA Edward threw up!! "Emmett . . . that was. . . the MOST . . .disturbing. . .thought . . ever!" then he threw up again.

"Sowwy Eddie" I said

"Don't call me Eddie!" Mental Note- call him Edwardo.

Then I realized the ice cream was gunna melt!!! "Aro! WE have to eat the ice cream!! Before it melts!!!"

"Don't pressure me!!!!"

"I will unless you eat the ice cream!"

"NO!"

"Why?"

"Your pressuring me!"

Then Bella shouted "Just eat the freaking ice cream already! Jeez! Not that hard to eat ice cream is it? No? Didn't think so!"

"Wow Edward your girlfriends got spunk" Aro said.

"You know it, chica!" Bella then high fived and fist pounded Aro, then he air kissed her cheek and Edwardo, as he has now been dubbed, ripped him limb from limb.

"That might cause some vandettas." said Bella after a pause.

"I shotty his Klondike Bar!" I then ran back to defend my property and then scarfed them down. I felt sick. Next thin I know a puke-coated Rose is chasing me.

EPILOGUE

I was just listening to my MP3 when something happened and music formed with reality

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In the South

Bitten and raised

Battle fields where I spent most of days

Chillin and relaxin Em-my bro

When a commerical that was up to no good

started making trouble in my living room

only aired once but Emmett said

"Hey Jazz could we go out to get some domino's?"

No-No-No

Hmmm deja vu is weird

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Sorry I didn't write much lately, been going through some stuff at home. My brother has a mild form of autism and my parents neglected to mention it to me for NINE YEARS!!!!!! So I found out and was in a sorta state of shock, but then a book I read called Rules snapped me out of it and I cried during school and every one asked me if I was OK and I just wanted to say 'Do I look like the one with autism? Didn't think so!' But this happened a while ago and this was my outlet . . . then it wasn't. BUT IM BACK!!! Either way thnx for reading my rant and my story. Please review.

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