"Good morning."

A low and crisp voice, never mind familiar, rang.

"OH. MY. GOD." Abarai Renji gasped loudly.

"Kami-sama." Rukia breathed.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" everyone else in the room screamed.

"What the fuc-"Ichigo yelled.

Qn.

1)Who?

2)What?

3)When?

4)Where?

5)How?

6)WHY?

Ans.

1)Kuchiki Byakuya.

2)He's here.

3)Now.

4)In Ichigo's classroom.

5)How? Right back at you.

6)To be his class's subsitute teacher.

Everybody, together. Scream!

"Why, I always thought that the polite way of greeting was saying 'Good morning' when someone greets you that way." Byakuya said, sm-smi-smi-smiling!

Kuchiki Byakuya now had short hair(A/N: Hmm, I wonder why he is sporting short hair. Hmm), and he was wearing both a suit and a smile. He looked, well, hot.

The unsuspecting, non-SoulSociety members all swooned (uh, the girls anyway)

Renji fell off his chair, then screamed to the Soul Society mates, "THAT GUY ACTUALLY SMILED. NO! HE ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO SMILE!"

All the S.S members all turn into chibis and ran around the classroom.

"Oh, how could you say that, Abarai-KUN?"Byakuya walked towards Renji, and smiled again.

Byakuya stepped on Renji's feet as hard as possible. Renji's face turned red with pain.

"Hmm, I am, after all, your friendly teacher, right?" He asked the rest of the class as he turned around.

"RIGHT?" As he stepped on Renji's other feet.

All the S.S people all had their jaws dropping to the ground. How..How...How... PHONEY!

Just then the others all turn around to look at Rukia.

Rukia then fanned her face with her fingers, thinking, quick, she asked them "Oooh, why are you all looking at me? Hoho, is my hair out of place? Hohoho."

"Okay, cute students of mine, no more discussion, shall we begin class?" Byakuya sought their opinions.

The whole class, too shocked, just nodded.

"Well that shall be it, open your Maths. textbook now peoples." He ordered. "And please go back to your seats. And before I start my lesson, I have this one basic rule when I'm teaching: When I teach, you don't talk, unless I ask you to"

"Today we are going to recap on basic algebra", Byakuya said, in a serious-er voice.

He started writing on the board, and after he's done, he asked the class, "Can anyone tell me the answer to this question: (x+1000)(x+1000)?"

Renji whispered to Rukia who was sitting beside him, "Is it any wonder why he's using the thousands?"

Rukia then whispered back, in a mocking manner, with a low voice, imitating her brother, "Zenbon Zakura"

Renji laughed softly.

"Excuse me. Abarai-kun, Kuchiki-kun, did I ask you two to make conversation?" Byakuya said across the room, "Huh, DID I?"he then gave a soft glare, that made everyone scared though.

Renji recognised that glare all too well, the two students both bowed their head and apologised, "No, we're sorry."

Byakuya smiled, with amazing likeness to Ichimaru, and said, "Aw right, because you two are so cute, I'll forgive you two."

Ikakku snickered.

"Is it a problem with you, shiny-head?" Byakuya teased(OMG) Ikakku.

A/N I know this chapter pretty much stinks, but I'm doing my best. But thanksfor all the reviews. I'm gonna inject Hitsugaya somewhere(of course! How can I forget him? Don't worry.) And winterflower, thanks for the idea of Byakuya being either phoney or by freezing people with his glare. Applied both. .

Im so wacked out mugging for 3 exams at the moment(2 more days left only!), I don't know what I'm talking about.

But, anyways, really, thanks for the reviews. Tell me how I can improve, because actually I haven't decided how I want the story to turn out. But I'm going to ask for more opinions, then do a story everyone would like and enjoy reading. Oh yeah, I want to add that, I would need more ideas, as the only thing I had decided on is that this story would be one the readers develop, and I illustrate them abit.

Haha, I'm ranting too much.