If you're wondering where Hitsugaya tai-chou aka Shirou-chan went to...

He was in Karakura

Elementary

School.

Of course he wasn't happy about it.

"Why do I have to become an elementary school student, when even people like Renji can be a high school student? I'm Team 10's taichou for god's sake!" he lamented as he walked down the corridors during reccess as he sipped on his juice.

Just then, he heard a familiar deep husky voice of a female's.

"I wonder where Hitsugaya might have been."

Hitsugaya?

Me?

"I wouldn't know." Another higher pitched voice replied. "Though I don't think he'll be posted to elementary school. He's smart, isn't that what they say?"

"Maybe. But his height, his childish features, maybe. Maybe, just maybe, he'll be in elementary." The husky voice said.

Hitsugaya quickly hid behind a pillar in case they found out he was there.

"Nah. I think he could make it as a high school teacher."

"Which high school has a teacher that looks like a 12 year old kid?"

"Well, if the teacher is a genius, it wouldn't be a problem. I mean Shirou-chan. He's pretty smart."

Hitsugaya turned red.

"Must not let them see me here," he plotted. And he hid even in the darker corners and turned into a super-duper mini chibi (it didnt help.)

"It would be a miracle if he got into high school as a freshman." Ms. Husky-Voice remarked.

Histugaya was so angry he squeezed the juice out of its packet.

"Fuck." He cursed as he realized what he done.

"Who's that?" Husky-Voice asked.

Oh no, Hitsugaya thought. Better get away quick.

He was about to make his escape when Soi Fan grabbed him by the collar.

"Oh my, if it isn't Hitsugaya-taichou." She laughed softly.

"Oh no. It was you Shirou-chan?"

Hitsugaya hmmph-ed.

"What is that I'm seeing? Wow. If it isn't an elementary school uniform."

"So what if it is?"

"No nothing." she replied.

Hitsugaya was positively absolutely furious.

"If you would please let go of me, senior." He spite Soi Fan.

Momo laughed. "Is Shirou-chan angry?" And she pinched his cheeks.

"Am not!" He fought her hands away.

"Really? What say you if I'll bring you to see the rest?"

"No thanks. I'm going back to play with the other elementary school students thank you very much, senior."

"But you can't reject a senior's request can you?" Soi Fan asked playfully.

"I can."

"But I won't allow that." she replied with an evil smile.

What was said:

1) OMG.

2) WTF.

3) BBQ!!!!

Who said which:

1) Ichigo.

2) Renji.

3) Ikkaku!!!!

That was what was expressed when they saw Hitsugaya being dragged into the classroom.

All suppressed their laughter.

"Enjoyed the sideshow already?", Hitsugaya said coldly. "Can I leave?"

(All the other girls and non-suspecting members of the class thought that Hitsugaya was cute. Imagine! Imaginable.)

"Not really!" Ikkaku shrieked with delectable laughter. "Hitsugaya TAICHOU, you may leave only after you see our sensei!"

"Sorry, I do not express delight in seeing your sensei, whoever he or she may be."

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Byakuya.

"Hey, is there a sideshow going on?" He asked crisply as he entered the room.

Imagine every thing in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n

'OMG.

WTF.

BBQ!!!!"

Byakuya

gasped

in

momentary

surprise.

Now, imagine Hitsugaya's jaw dropping on the floor in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n

"OH

MY

GOD."

Hitsugaya

gasped.

Okay okay, no more slow mo now.

'Excuse me, student, whoever you are. You seem to be from the elementary section. Maybe you'd like to go back now?"

"My pleasure." He replied very very coldly. His words could cut through a block of ice.

Suddenly,

"Hitsugaya Toshiro. Calling for Hitsugaya Toshiro from elementary section. Please come to the general office right now. The principal wants to see you."

An announcement from the school system echoed.

"Hey, I think they're calling for you. Hitsugaya-kun from elementary section." Ichigo sneered.

Hitsugaya walked away, swearing blood.

"Hey, what are you doing back here?" Renji screamed as Hitsugaya entered their classroom.

One marker flew and hit Renji's head.

"Ow, fuck."

Another.

"What have I said about vulgarities in the classroom, Renji-kun?"

"Oh fine."

A smiling Hitsugaya with a backpack on his back went forward to Byakuya and spoke as politely as he could, "Here's something from the principal." He passed him a piece of paper.

What was an elementary school boy doing here? Everyone wondered.

Hitsugaya made his way to an empty seat beside Soi Fan.

"Hi." He gave her a saccharine smile. Soi Fan gave him a weird look.

Byakuya was almost done reading the note at the same time.

There were excited murmurs.

When he was done, Byakuya cleared his throat. Which made the class shut up instantly.

"Class. I have an announcement to make. Before that, Hitsugaya Toshirou-kun would you please come on up for a moment?"

"Gladly." He smiled phoney again. (Gee, why are there so many phoney people in Karakura High School?)

When Hitsugaya was up in front, Byakuya told, "Class, today, a new student will be joining us. May I introduce to you, Hitsugaya Toshirou."

The class murmured again. Very excitedly.

"Introduce yourself, if you please."

Hitsugaya gave a proud look to the Soul Society members and started, "Hi, I'm a Hitsugaya Toshirou. I'm 12 this year, but I got streamed into this class. I really don't know why! It's like a miracle! I really look forward to learning with you all! And I hope you look forward to working with me too! Thank you big sisters and brothers!". He gave this charismatic smile, ) which was actually a snigger. (please notice the exclaimation! marks)

Refer to: "It would be a miracle if he got into high school as a freshman."

He smiled sweetly to everyone and reserved a poison grin for Soi Fan, to which she smiled back also.

Ooh my, was it a busy day.

A/N: I know this chapter sucks. But I'll get it revised soon, I promise!!!!