DF14: Thank you rynnsloveless for being my first reveiwer! I know this is random but I'm eating crab sushi! It's really good too, espesially with wasabi and soy sauce, mmm... LOL anyway here's chapter two!

Sora: She doesn't own Naruto!

Sasuke: Thank God...

DF14: -glares at Sasuke and takes out my trusty frying pan- FEEL THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY FRYING PAN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sasuke: AAAAAHHHH! -runs for life-

Sora: -snickers and throws popcorn in mouth- she finally is hitting someone other than me with that frying pan...

DF14: BOW TO THE ALL-POWERFUL FRYING PAN!

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Zabuza dropped Haku and Sakura off at the mall entrance and went to park the car.

"Will you tell me now why we're here?" Sakura asked.

Haku smiled, "Nope, you'll see."

Sakura rolled her eyes but followed Haku and Zabuza, once he met them at the enrtance, inside the mall to only they know where.

About three minutes later, they were at Zabuza's Mother's salon in the mall. "I have a bad feeling about this..." Sakura said as Haku pulled her in.

"Ok Mom, we're ready," Zabuza said to his Mom, sitting Sakura down in a chair.

His Mom nodded and wore the same mischecious smirk Haku and Zabuza wore as she turned around the sign so it read 'closed' through the window.

"Uh, what's going on you guys?" Sakura asked as Zabuza's Mom started putting some kind of makeup on Sakura's eyebrows.

"You'll see," Haku said again, watching as Mrs. Zabuza did her magic.

"You'll see, you'll see, you'll see. Is that all you can say?" Sakura asked as Mrs. Zabuza then took out different hair colors and started holding them up to Haku. This in turn confused Sakura to no end.

"You'll see," Haku said.

Sakura scowled, making Haku laugh at her reaction. "I guess I will just wait and see..."

-- hour and a half later--

Sakura was looking in the mirror with wide eyes, only to see Haku's reflection looking back at her. "Haku, why do I look like you?" She asked turning to her twin brother.

Haku then gave his best puppy dog eyes as he asked, "Will you fill in for me at the High School for a while so they don't notice my absence... please?"

"Ack!" Sakura squeaked as she took a step back, "Not the puppy dog eyes, now I know how you feel when I use them on you. Must... look... away... GAH! Fine, but only until you get back from France, you better be lucky I'm supposedly going to the 'Debutaunt Ball' instead of school this year. Blugh! I'd actually rather pose as you than go to that thing," Sakura said scrunching her nose.

"Thank you!" Haku said as he jumped on his sister hugging her.

"Ok, ok, I get the point," Sakura said giggling while she pried her twin off of her. "Who else knows about this 'arrangement'?" Sakura asked curiously, hoping it would be someone she knew.

"Hhhhmmm... there's Zabuza, Neji, Shikamaru and... there's one more... AH! And Kiba," Haku answered.

"Oh ok good, will they be helping me? Because remember this is a new High School and... Where will I be staying!" Sakura asked remembering that the Debutaunts stayed in dormatories. (oh well if they really don't lol)

"You'll be staying with Kiba, is that ok?" Haku answered.

"Yeah, that'll be fine," Sakura smiled.

"Haku, it's time to find her some clothes." Zabuza said.

"Hhhmm... I have an idea of my own now, I'll where the disguise around the mall to see if it really works, because you know my eyes are still green, and yours are Brown (I'm pretty sure)" Sakura said a little worried as they walked towards Old Navy. They were getting some looks from people.

"Well, no one at the school but Zabuza, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji, and Shino know you. That reminds me, I gotta tell Shino about this," Haku said getting out his cell phone and dialing Shino's cell number.

Then all three of them heard a phone ring as they walked into Old Navy.

"Well speak of the devil, Zabuza will you go tell him everything while I get some clothes for Sakura please." Haku said as he started to walk away when he heard someone call his name.

"Oh God not her, I thought you dumped her Haku," Sakura whispered.

"Yeah, well I tried but she glared at me and I couldn't do it. Heh heh, that was one other thing I wanted you to do while you were me since you seem to not be affected by her glare," Haku said as he looked pleadingly at his twin sister.

"Sure, I'd love to." Sakura said with an evil grin as she took off the wig and wiping the liner out of her eyebrows.

"Haku! Are you deaf!"

"Hey! Back off Tenten! No my brother is not deaf, why are you in here anyway? Pricillas run out of you those extra tight panty hose so your fat ASS will stay in your pants?" Sakura said, getting looks of approvement from some of the guys in the store.

Tenten opened her mouth and closed it repeatedly, making her look like she was doing an impression of a fish.

"What's the matter cat got your tongue fish face?" Sakura said while g;aring and smirking at the same time. Sakura's glare seemed to overpower Tenten's because the said girl just yelled out in frustration and stomped away. Sakura then turned back to Haku whose eyes were wide and mouth was gaping.

"How did you do that? Your- your amazing! You gotta teach me how to do that!" said a familiar voice from behind them.

"Oh hey Shikamaru." Sakura said smiling making Shikamaru blush.

"So your going to act as your brother at our school, and we're going to help keep you out of trouble?" asked Shino as he and Zabuza walked over to them.

"Sounds about right yes, and I will also be staying with Kiba. I can't wait to see Akamaru again!" Sakura said excitedly, "I haven't seen him almost all summer!"

"Well I bet Akamaru can't wait to see you either," yet another familiar voice said behind them all. "I told him you were staying with us for a while and he's been running around the house like a mad dog ever since."

"Kiba? Neji?" Sakura then lightly glared at Haku, "Did you plan for all of them to come here today?"

"Yes, well except Shino so this worked out. I thought we could work out who's gonna help you when." Haku explained.

"We got our schedules today, and it turns out we all have the same homeroom." Kiba said with his doggy grin.

"We'll discuss the schedule and who's in whose class when we get back to our house. Right now we need to pick out some clothes for Sakura."

"Right," they all answered at the same time and split up to look for different things for Sakura to wear.

--three hours of trying clothes later, back at Haku and Sakura's house around lunch time--

"Ok, so I have the whole first part of the day before lunch with Kiba, and then Math with Shikamaru, P.E. with all the guys, and then History with Shino?" Sakura asked.

"Yup!" Haku said a little excitedly.

"Alright, sounds good to me," Sakura said smiling. "I'm glad I'm in math with you Shikamaru, I'll definitely need a little help understanding it, and also you Shino, I've never been good at History, would you two mind helping me a bit?"

"No," Shino and Shikamaru both said in unison and blushed a little, but not enough to be noticeable.

"I also can't wait to join the soccer team! Oh yeah!" Sakura said punching the air.

"You defintely kick butt in soccer, I know from experience and my butt still gets sore when I think about it," Kiba said and everyone laughed.

"Oh that's right, I forgot I accidentally did that when I was first trying out for soccer! Don't worry I'm better now," Sakura said.

"You have to admit that was hilarious though," Neji said smirking at the now fuming Kiba glaring his way.

"Well, my plane will be leaving in about an hour and the airport is half an hour away so I should probably get going," Haku said standing up.

"I hope you guys do well with whatever, oh and tell Kanbuto (16 yrs. old) I said hi," Sakura said as she too stood up and hugged Haku before he left. "Oh yeah, I guess I should probably start packing since school starts tomorrow and it'll take me forever to get everything I need. Umm... I'll fix some lunch first though," Sakura said as she headed for the kitchen. (their Mom isn't home)

--after lunch and packing in front of Sakura's house about 6:00--

"Ok, there's the note for Mom, and I'm all set! Bye Shino, Shikamaru, Neji, Zabuza! See you guys tomorrow!" Sakura called out.

"Later!" they all answered.

"Well let's go Kiba! I want to see Akamaru!" Sakura said excitedly. "Oh! But don't worry it was nice seeing you and all the guys since we didn't see much of each other during the summer." Sakura said as she hugged Kiba playfully, hoping to make him blush.

It worked very well, in fact Kiba was as red as a tomato. It's not that he had a crush on Sakura like Shino and Shikamaru (gasp!), he blushed every time a girl hugged him. The only females that could hug him without resulting in him blushing was his Mom and Granparents.

"You look so cute when you blush!" Sakura said, messing with him. "Well I'm ready when ever you are."

"You're so mean, I hate it when you do that! It's not manly to blush," Kiba whined.

"Neither is whining," Sakura teased with a smirk.

"Hey! -sigh- Well let's go, Mom will probably be waiting on us. I also told her so she knows and will also try to help keep you out of trouble. You tend to get into enough as yourself, makes me wonder how much you can get into as your brother," Kiba smirked that time as Sakura glared at him.

"Yeah, yeah, let's just go home already," Sakura said getting on Kiba's motorcycle.

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DF14:A motorcycle definitely suits Kiba! lol, anyway review if you want and if you do don't forget to tell me some side pairing ideas! I was thinking maybe one could be Temari/Naruto since it's a really strange couple, well to me. ANYWAY! hope you liked it.