DF14: Poor Sakura, oh well! At least the guy saved her. Wounder who he is... you probably know though, lol. ANYWAY!
Sora: (from Kingdom Hearts) She is so weird... but CUTE! O.o oops... -blush!-
DF14: O.O Ew, that's just... ew. I may have hit him with the almighty frying pan too many times... NAH! No such thing as too many for Sora! -takes out frying pan & chases Sora with all mighty frying pan-
Sora: -still blushing, runs for life- not again!
DF14: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Neji: I'm sexeh! -takes off shirt and dances around-
Tenten/Ino: -drools a puddle-
DF14: Ugh! put on a shirt before I go blind! jee- -slips on puddle- GAH! -hits self with the frying pan and gets knocked out-
Sora: -drops to the floor laughing-
Sasuke: I'm surrounded by idiots...
Gaara: I agree...
GIR: I like cupcakes!
Everyone (cept GIR): O.O WTH?
Gir: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -runs around in circles-
Sasuke: Yep, surrounded...
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"Excuse me Ladies, I think you're scaring the poor guy," a male's voice sounded behind her as he lightly grabbed Sakura's arm and pulled her out of the ocean of girls around her. "When I say go run," the guy whispered. As soon as they were at the edge of the crowd he yelled, "Go!" as he moved in front of her to pull her down the hall.
Sakura didn't see his whole face, but noticed he was wearing purple face paint and a black cloth hat covering his whole head with corners sticking up like cat ears. 'What the?'
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The guy finally stopped, and turned around, "Sorry about that, girls around here go crazy with guys," the guy explained smiling.
"I noticed," Sakura said and laughed a bit 'He's hot! Oh Merciful God in heaven please don't let him be gay!' 'Yeah I guess he's cute,' "I'm Sa- Haku," Sakura said holding out her hand.
"Oh right! I'm Kankuro," the guy said shaking her hand.
"Will they do that every time they see me?" Sakura asked.
"Unfortunately, yes," Kankuro said.
'Oh God... that's gonna be trouble,' 'I swear if any of them reach for our ass there goin' DOWN!' Sakura sweatdropped. 'And that would be disturbing...' Sakura thought.
"Hey dude, you ok?" A blonde boy said as he appeared and started poking Sakura in the middle of the forehead.
"WHAT?" Sakura said getting annoyed with the constant poking.
"Eep! Hide me Kankuro! He's crazy!" the blonde yelled as he hid behind Kankuro who sweatdropped.
Sakura rolled her eyes, "Well, I gotta get to History, I'll see you around," Sakura called as she ran down the hall as not to be late for class.
Kankuro saw something drop out of Sakura's bookbag. "Hey Haku! You dropped something!" he called down the hall but she was already gone, so h walked over and picked what ever it was up; it was a picture. "Huh?" Kankuro looked and noticed that it was a picture of Haku and a girl with pink hair.
"She's hot!" the blonde drooled looking over Kankuro's shoulder.
"Naruto you idiot! Stop drooling on me!" Kankuro said as he left Naruto in the hall while he went to class still looking at the picture. 'Wait a minute...' Kankuro thought as he looked closer at the picture, 'Haku has brown eyes in this picture, but the girl has green eyes like 'Haku' in the hall,' Kankuro smirked as he decided to get to the bottom of this.
--near end of History class--- (Shino is sitting in front of Sakura)
"Hey Shino?" Sakura said looking up from her worksheet the teacher had given them.
"Hm?" Shino asked as he turned to face her.
"What's the point in this worksheet?" Sakura asked looking at the questions.
"I guess to learn about us... strange, but I guess we better answer them." Shino answered, blushing as Sakura smiled at him.
"Guess you're right," she said back.
"Alright everyone! Those worksheets are due tomorrow because I want to learn about what you like and other things like that as soon as possible. It may take me a while to get your names, and don't forget to put your last names on the sheets," the history teacher finished just as the bell rang for class to end.
When Sakura was done packing, she went to the front door of the school.
"Hey," a voice said behind her.
Sakura jumped a little and turned around to see Kankuro holding up a picture. Sakura's eyes widened a little.
"Hey Kankuro, what you gat there?" Sakura asked.
"A picture that fell out of your bookbag, Haku, or is that really your name?" Kankuro smirked as Sakura's eyes widened again.
"W-what do you mean? Of course that's my name." Sakura began to get nervous.
"Then how do you explain that you have brown eyes in the picture, but green eyes out of the picture like the girl in the picture," Kankuro smirked again.
"Contacts?" she asked.
"You're a terrible liar, you know that," Kankuro said, handing her the picture, "So, what's your real name? And why are you dressed like Haku?" Kankuro asked quirking an eyebrow as he smiled.
Sakura sighed in defeat, "You mind coming to the corner cafe'?" 'You're going to tell him!' 'I guess, maybe he can also help us, I don't know but he's already figured it out that I'm not Haku.'
"Sure," he answered as he followed her to a corner cafe' where she explained everything.
"But you have to promise me you won't tell anyone," Sakura pleaded.
"I won't, on one condition," Kankuro smirked once again.
Sakura gulped, "Ok shoot."
"You go on a date with me say, tonight."
'That won't be to painful, at least he didn't say go on, excuse me, suffer through a date with one of those drooling idiots,' 'True...' "Fine, pick me up at 7:30."
Kankuro smiled, "Good, I'll be there."
"Hey Kankuro?"
"Hm?" he asked as he took a sip of the tea he ordered.
"You aren't going to where that purple on your face tonight are you?" Sakura asked curiously.
"I guess not."
"Good," Sakura smiled, "So where are we going?"
"You'll see."
'Oh God not him too! Did I not here enough of that from Haku!' Sakura laughed at her inner self.
-- 6:39 Kiba's house--
Sakura opened the front door only to be pelted by Akamaru. "Hey boy!" Sakura said as she hugged the little dog.
"Arf!" Akamaru responded as he wageed his tail furiously.
"Hey, Sakura, where were you?" Kiba asked as he joined them at the front door.
Sakura explained as they sat down in the living room, and Kiba burst out laughing.
"So you have to go on a date with this guy!" Kiba dropped off the couch laughing.
Sakura rolled her eyes and went upstairs to take off her disguise, and pick something out for tonight.
'I guess this will do since it's just a pay off date... I wonder where he's taking me, hope it won't somewhere too nice the way I'm dressed,' Sakura thought with a giggle as she looked at her self in the mirror. She wore her shoulder blade- length hair down, with black sneakers, and a dark blue shirt that said, 'You must be a real LOSER if you have the time to just stand there like an IDIOT and read every word on my shirt. Well your halfway through so you might as well keep reading. Congradulations you made it to the end! Good job! Now go away.' on the front. Sakura started to look for her wallet, when she heard someone knocking at the door just as she foung it. She shoved it in her pocket and went down the stairs saying, "I'll get it!"
She opened the door and saw a boy that looked about her age, with short disheveled brown hair, a black shirt with fishnet short sleeves, dark blue sandals, dark brown biker glaves, and Khaki middle shin-length pants. (picture on profile). 'Hhhmmm... she's kinda cute without the disguise.'
"Hello, who are you here for?" Sakura asked.
'She doesn't recognize me with out the hat and face paint,' "You, remember? So I won't tell anyone about your current double identity," he said as he smirked.
"Kankuro?" Sakura asked as she looked at him with surprise. 'Wow, he looks different without the make up,' Sakura mused.
"Well, are you ready to go?" Kankuro asked pointing to an emerald green mustang in the driveway. (-drools- my dream car! lol, srry)
"Yes I'm ready. Nice car Kankuro," Sakura said as she stared at it.
Kankuro smiled as they walked towards it, "Thanks," he answered as he opened the door for her.
Sakura got in and put her seat belt on, as did he, when she asked, "So where are we going? You gonna answer me this time or are you going to just say 'you'll see'?" Sakura made a face as she said 'you'll see' to emphasize it she didn't like it.
"You'll see," Kankuro teased.
"Ugh! I hate it when you say that! Haku says it enough! Ugh, whatever. Yes I suppose I will see," Sakura said as she crossed her arms and looked out the window as he pulled out of the driveway.
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Kankuro:HAH! I have a MUSTANG! Take that rynnsloveless!
DF14: -swats Kankuro in the head- Shut up, at least she's reveiwing.
Kankuro: You didn't have to hit me -crosses arms-
DF14:Hey, be happy I didn't use the almighty frying pan.
Sora: Trust me, your lucky.
DF14: Hey Sora! Did you like the oneshot I wrote for you?
Sora: I guess it was funny...
DF14: -glares, takes out almighty frying pan and taps it on palm- Hm? What was that?
Sora: I- I said it was hilarious?
DF14: I thought so... reveiw if you want!