Drabble Me This

by AsbestosFormaldehyde

A collection of unrelated Sonic the Hedgehog drabbles. Drabble 7: Tap. Sometimes, Amy's annoyance is intentional... But only Eggman knows this.

6. Your Mom

Your Mom

"SHADOW! HIDE ME! I finally escaped Amy's wrath..."

"I couldn't really care even if I wanted to, Sonic."

"You would if it was you."

"But it's not."

"What if it was?"

"I don't have to worry about it, because it's not."

"She wouldn't be attracted to you, anyway. Why would she, when there's always me?"

"I don't see what she sees in you, when you obviously have an ego problem, and then there's the thing with your weight..."

"..."

"..."

"...YOUR MOM, SHADOW! YOUR. MOM."

". . ."

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A/N: I can just imagine Sonic saying this... Anyway, yeah, enjoy or get lost.