Know your stars- Foster's Home for Imaginary friends style
Sorry, I can only do one tonight.
Chapter 9
Cheese
Madame Foster stormed off stage when, wait, there was no one in the chair! "Uh, hello, Cheese?'
"I like cereal."
Then the dumbest imaginary friend ever came on stage.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."
"Cheese, he-"
"Hi lady!"
Then he fell out of the chair.
"You're supposed to sit in the seat, you idiot!"
"Hi lady!" he said to the seat.
"Uh! Cheese he likes- uh?"
The announcer was interrupted by Cheese sucking on a juice cartoon.
"WILL YOU KNOW IT OFF?"
Cheese stopped drinking and pouted, then got back in the seat.
"Cheese, he likes bunnies and rubber duckies."
What would the dumbest imaginary friends say but.
"Do it again, do it again, do it again."
"What?"
"Cheese, likes living in the fast lane."
"NOOOOO!" (He's no yelling.)
"Why won't you get annoyed?"
"Hi lady!"
"I'M A MAN YOU IDIOT!" Anyway, Cheese, he-hey where'd he go?"
Cheese found the intercom and, having no brain yelled very loudly into it.
"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"
"You idiot!"
Then he got an evil idea.
"Cheese, will eat 2000 pounds of food."
Well, he ate it, and because he's not potty trained, when he had to poop, he did it on the stage, leaving a huge pile o' crap, and making everybody barf.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! Why!"
Then he left.
"Bye lady!"
"I'M AM MAN!"
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Next up is Berry.
