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Anger Management?! Ha—Psycho-Therapy is the Name

By: CelticPyroPrincess

Chapter Two: Getting Acquainted

When I walked into the conference room, I only had a second to blink before I fell to the floor, barely avoiding the knife that was thrown at my head.

"WHAT THE FUDGE BROWNIES?!" I shrieked. I looked up, and saw Farfarello standing before me, looking livid.

"What's the point of all this?" He demanded.

"Why'd you throw that knife at me?!" I demanded in return, standing up.

"There are more where that came from."

I opened my mouth to yell, but then, a bullet hole appeared in the wall behind me.

"MY HEAD WAS JUST THERE!" Ichigo shouted, shaking his fist at Alucard who wore a deranged grin on his face—as always.

"You dodged," Alucard said, sounding amused. "What an interesting little boy you are." He readied his weapons once more.

"STOP IT—EEK!" A thick vine had wrapped itself around my waist, and then I was snatched across the room. I screamed the whole time, and screamed louder when I found myself face-to-face with the infamous half-breed maniac, Naraku.

"You're cute," he said smiling. "But I'm afraid that you've angered me."

"LET ME DOWN!" I screamed, my eyes wide.

He grinned, his crimson eyes gleaming.

BANG! Another gun was fired, and then, I was on the ground.

"She said to put her down!" K shouted, aiming his gun at Naraku.

I was relived that I was saved—but the fact that the trigger-happy manager of Bad Luck was my savior kinda freaked me out.

Naraku chuckled, and got himself ready to attack K.

"Oh my," Akabane said, to Gin, smiling. "Such brutes."

The Captain of the 3rd Division grinned even wider. "This is all very amusing."

"THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TO FIGHT IN THIS ROOM!" Kenpachi yelled, whipping out his zanpatou. He then noticed Ichigo fighting Alucard across the room. "KUROSAKI!" The Captain of the 11th Division screamed.

Ichigo glanced over in at Kenpachi, a shocked look on his face. "OH GOD, KILALA! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE HERE!" He turned away from Alucard, and tore out of the room screaming the whole time.

"NO! COME BACK!" I screamed. "DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH ALL THESE MANIACS!

"That's not a nice thing to say, Kilala," Gin said in a devilish tone of voice. "You're hurting my feelings, now."

I felt around my waist for my stun gun. "Just you stay away from me! I'm warning you! I'm not afraid to open up a can of whup-ass on you, Ichimaru!"

"All bark, but no bite," said a voice behind me.

I scrambled around, and saw that both Alucard and Farfarello stood behind me, both grinning like the insane killers that they were.

"I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!"

From inside his red coat, Alucard pulled out both my stun gun, and my tanks. My eyes widened, and I gulped.

"You better be," Alucard said.

All of a sudden, K rammed into me, and we both flew into the wall. I hit my head upon impact, but K was fine, considering the fact that my boobs cushioned his fall.

"That crazy guy with the kimono is a good fighter," he said, standing up. He reloaded his gun. "This will be fun."

"OW!" I groaned.

Next to me, the wall exploded as Ichigo and Kenpachi reentered the room. Ichigo had Zangetsu drawn in its Shikai form, but he was too busy running to even care.

"COME BACK HERE, KUROSAKI!"

"LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"

Alucard tripped Kenpachi, and the Captain hit the ground like a Oak tree. "I do believe that the orange-haired boy was my opponent before you chased him away."

Kenpachi had swilries in his eyes.

Ichigo turned around briefly. "GREAT! Now the vampire freak is after me!"

Alucard grinned, and then one second he was next to me, and the other second, he right in front of Ichigo.

"Let's fight, little boy."

"KUROSAKI!" Kenpachi yelled.

"Why don't you fight me," Farf said, licking a knife.

Kenpachi glanced at him, and then jumped up. "You seem strong enough to suffice."

"Hmm," Akabane said, rubbing his chin. "Everyone seems to have a battle partner."

Gin glanced at Akabane. "Are you implying that we do battle?"

Akabane flexed his fingers, and his scalpels slid out. "It would be interesting."

Gin stood, and drew his zanpatou. "Indeed."

As I watched in awe at the horrible scene before me. There was a chuckle in my ear. I turned and saw that Kisuke, along with the Urahara Shoten gang had dropped in for a visit.

"Kisuke!" I shouted, jumping on him. "You suggested that I do this, but look what happened! They're all maniacs! AND I'M ONLY RENTING THIS BULIDING!"

"I didn't think that you would actually go through with this," Kisuke said, sounding like he wanted to laugh. "Look at this mayhem."

"HELP ME! HELP ME, KISUKE! BEFORE I END UP NEEDING A GIGAI!"

"I wouldn't want that to happen," Kisuke said. "Although one more costumer wouldn't be so bad…."

"KISUKE!"

"Oh alright," he said, and whipped out his fan. He held it before his face. "Tessai, Jinta, Ururu. You know what to do."

Jinta cackled. "I'm going after that big strawberry!"

"No!" I said firmly, flicking the young boy in his ear. "He's my assistant."

"Well, can I go after the big strawberry he's fighting?"

"Uh," Kisuke said, drawing Benihime. "I think I'll handle the vampire."

And with that, my saviors dashed off to go tame the savage beasts that I would be spending the day with.

Schuldig entered the room, rubbing his head. "Hey. What happened? I was in the bathroom and I heard fighting."

I sweat dropped. "You missed nothing at all…."

"…I told you that they would fight, but you just wanted to do it."

"SHUT UP!"

AND, THE SECOND CHAPTER IS DONE AND UP ALREADY! I am on a roll people! Hope you enjoyed it. There is a lot more on the way, but will only come if I get positive feedback. OWARI!

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