The flock was in a park one day when Iggy announced that he had to go to the bathroom. Iggy, with the assistance of Fang, walked over to the Porta-Potty and Fang noticed that there was a little kid in front of him who was wearing a birthday hat, belonging to the party at the picnic table. The door to the restroom read "OPEN" but the kid just stood there, waiting.

"Kid, the door is open."

"My friend is in there!!!"

"Let me guess, your friend is imaginary."

"His name is Alfonso and he's a T-Rex!"

"So...he's imaginary."

"Alfonso is gonna kick your butt!"

"And this guy is blind and we both have wings."

The kid got very irritated with Fang and Iggy and stomped on Iggy's foot.

"The pain!!!!!! I'm mmmmelllting...." Iggy countered sarcastically.

The kid ran to the table and herded all of the cake-hyped kids to the Porta-Potty and yelled at them to grab the pinata bat and all of the soda.

"ATTACK!!!" the kid yelled.

The came at Fang and Iggy with several extremely hard pinata bats and splashed soda in their eyes. Iggy was battered with branches and a burning sensation in his eyes. Fang, trying not to snap the children in half, meekly pushed them away in somewhat of a defense.

"I JUST HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!" Iggy yelled over the miniature angry mob.

"Hey lady we have a little situation over here. Please come control these posessed monkeys!" Fang shouted.

The moms of the kids ran over, apologized in a 'I dont really care so just please let them do what they want and mind your own business' tone, and sat them all on the bench and began her lecture about how you don't attack strange men at the Porta-Potty.

Iggy went to the bathroom, relieved. They walked back to where the rest of the flock were resting and they burst out laughing.

"What happened to you guys?" Max asked, quivering with laughter.

"A Porta-Potty, a T-Rex named Alfonso, and evil 6-year-olds."