Sorry I'm late, again, there was a tornado here and I've had some free time and a test, and I forgot about his, but now here's the next chapter.

Oh and instead of Red, I've put in some guest stars!

Chapter 16

Guest stars

Everyone, including Red, was incredibly anxious to see who the guest stars would be. (RHYME!)

"Wow, I wonder who it is?" asked Wilt.

"It's going to be some big star you all probably know." I said coming out from behind the stage.

"Hey Hellfire." Everyone said as I came out from backstage.

"So who's the guest star?" asked Mr. Herriman.

"Oh you'll see." I said with a smile on my face.

"Okay people places, we're coming on soon." The voice said as everybody cleared the stage.

The stage turned dark, everybody was shaking with anticipation, as the guest star arrived. As they came into clear sight, everyone could see that there was 2 of them, as the figures came closer everybody would soon see their identities.

And the guest stars were….

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They were

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!

"DUN DUN NUN NUN DUNI DUN DUNI DUNUH!"

Everybody let out cries of misery as the 2 most idiotic people in existence came onto the stage.

"Them?" asked Frankie.

"Why them?" Mac said as he sighed while he was naked in a cage.

"Whoa, check it out Butthead, we're on TV." Beavis said.

"Yeah this is going to be cool, we're getting paid." Butthead said.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."

"Whoa check it out Butthead, the ceiling's talking to us.

Butthead slapped Beavis.

"You dumbass, that's some guy in a booth."

"Beavis, he loves ACDC."

"No that's Butthead's band, and that sucks, Mettalica's the cool band."

Butthead slapped Beavis again.

"Uh huh, huh, no it's not you dumbass, ACDC rules Metallica sucks."

The 2 of them punched each other to the floor and started beating each other up.

"Knock it off you 2!"

They stopped. "Uh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh."

"Butthead, his head is an actual butt."

"Uh huh, that might actually be true."

"Beavis and Butthead, are trying to poison America's youth."

"Uh huh, yeah, poison yourself America's youth."

"Get off the stage you 2, your are destroying the young ones!" Mr. Herriman yelled.

"Don't make us leave, please." Butthead said.

'Yeah, heh, yeah, heh, please don't make us stand up right now cause, you're a guy right?" asked Beavis.

"Yeah, our pencils are hard." Butthead finished.

"Beavis, thinks all the women on this show suck."

"Yeah, heh, heh, where's all the naked chicks, all these teenage women suck!"

Frankie, Duchess, Louise, and Goo, and all the other girls came up and yelled "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" and approached him very angrily.

"1069er, 1069er, we got hoars on the feti, we need back up now!"

Mr. Herriman then approached the blonde very angrily.

'AHHH! HE'S TRYIN TO TOUCH MY WEINER!

"Butthead, kicked a guy in the Jimmy twice."

"Hey. That was only because he made me, and it was pretty cool too."

Everybody just stared at Butthead.

"Uh, hehe, I think I gotta got to the bathroom, bad."

"Beavis and Butthead, if they found a new species of butterfly, they would rip its wings off."

"Yeah, stupid-ass butterfly, then we'd stomp on it! Hehe!" Beavis laughed.

"Beavis, you have a phone call."

The phone rung and Beavis picked it up.

"Hehe, yeah?"

"I… sometimes wet the bed, is that a problem?"

"Is this, is this, hey Stuart! What a weiner."

"Oh no."

"Stuart wets his bed, dunuh! (in the middle: oh god! And then she hangs up.) Stuart wets his bed dunuh! Heheh!"

Then he hung up.

"Butthead, if Beavis ever cried for humanity, he would slap him."

"Yeah, cause he's being a little bitch"

(Your going to love this next part.)

'Beavis, if you hack him up on sugar, he'll sprout a 1000 dollars."

Everybody, when they heard this force fed Beavis 100 gallons of sugar, which caused him to turn into his alter-ego.

"I am Cornholio! I need pee pee for my bunghole!"

"What just happened?" asked Wilt.

"It's like that one guy that turns into the Hulk." Butthead commented.

"Young man, stop that this instant." Herriman said with him and the other boys going toward the hacked up teen.

"Do not make my bunghole angry."

"I'm going to hurt you badly." Ed said.

"Are you threatening me?"

"Yes!" then they came forward and a strange black hole covered the stage.

"YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLE, AND NOW YOU MUST PAY!"

Beavis/Cornholio flew around and snapped Duchess's neck, but before anybody could celebrate, B/C started chasing them around. And before long the whole stage was in panic.

"Wait stop, what are, no, AHHHHH!"

"UH HUH, wow this was cool!" Butthead said.

To be contined

Please note, I have a current liking for Beavis and Butthead, and most of the things they said came from the BABB sound board.

Next is Red (for reals)