Jazz: Poor me :(

Shiro-baka: Why 'poor you'? IT SHOULD BE POOR ME!!

Jazz: I'm stuck on a planet with Masaya fangirls! I'M GONNA DIE!!! But I guess it's better then being stuck on a planet with Ryou fangirls

Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew

After a few hours, Jazz woke up in a room, every inch of the wall was covered in Masaya posters and a Masaya plushie was staring at her, it's beady blacks eyes staring into hers. Jazz shuddered and looked away.

Jazz pulled out her phone and rang Rebecca.

-WITH REBECCA AND KEI-KEI-

Rebecca glomped Keiichiro again, smiling happily.

Ring-Ring

Rebecca pulled her phone out and then put it to her ear, holding onto Keiichiro with one hand.

"Moshi Moshi?"

"Onee-chan! Help me!! I'm stuck on the planet with Masaya fangirls!! I'm scared!! WILL I DIE?! I CAN'T DIE!! I HAVEN'T GOT MARRIED TO PAI-KUN YET!! THEY WON'T LET ME LEAVE!!"

"Jazz! Calm down!"

"Ok... I've calmed down now."

"Good, I'll go and tell Saki-sama and we'll come to get you."

"Ok, well hurry up! This Masaya plushie's staring at me, it's scaring me now."

"Ok, bai bai." Rebecca said then hung up.

"We must go and save Jazz!" Rebecca declared, then ran out of the room towards Saki's room, dragging Keiichiro with her.

-MEG, RYOU FANGIRL-

"I'm Ryou's biggest fangirl." Riiko bragged.

A girl with dark coloured hair walked up to Riiko, "No your not, I am."

"I am! I know his.... age!"

"Well..." Meg started, "I know... where he lives!"

"Duh... at cafe mew mew, I know... how many times he's shaved his legs this year!"

"I... have a bit of paper with his writing on it!"

"WHAT!? How come I don't?!" Riiko yelled, "I have his boxers!"

Hours later they were still trying to outdo the other.

-WITH JAZZ-

Jazz was sat outside, after being let out for a bit. A box fell out of the sky and hit Jazz on the head.

"Oww! Dammit!" Jazz cried, then leaned down and picked the box up.

"Huh?" Jazz murmured, looking at the box and then her eyes lit up, "It's from Kiun!"

Jazz opened the box and pulled a book out, which read 'How to torture annoying blonde guys'.

"Awww, I'm gonna use it Shiro-baka when I see him!" Jazz said happily then stood up. Jazz pulled out a bit of paper and wrote on it, then stuffed it into a big gun with a stone and pointed towards earth.

BANG!

The bit of paper went shooting towards earth.

-WITH KIUN-

Kiun walked down the street, with his hands in his pockets and his eyes closed. All of a sudden Kiun was knocked to the ground, with the paper beside him.

He sat up and then rubbed his head. Kiun picked the paper up and a small stone fell out. Kiun looked at the paper.

Arigato Kiun-san!

Kiun stood up and then walked off frowning, while thinking, how the hell could a small stone like that knock someone down?

-WITH JAZZ AGAIN-

Jazz looked through the book smiling, then she stood and pulled something out of her pocket.

"Awww, Pai-kun plushie so kawaii." Jazz said then placed the plushie on top of her head, smiling while reading the book.

-WITH REBECCA-

"Saki-sama!" Rebecca called, dragging Keiichiro along.

Saki stopped and then turned around, "Hai?"

"Jazz is stuck on the Masaya fangirl planet and they won't let her leave." Rebecca said.

Saki's eyes widened slightly and then she nodded, "Ok, go and find the other leaders. We're going to war."

"Yay!" Rebecca cheered, then ran off, pulling Keiichiro along.

"W-What?" Keiichiro spluttered nervously.