95 reviews, only 5 more, then I'll have one hundred. On that note, today is special to me. Because, it was on this day, one year ago, I joined I've experienced many bad times, and many good times. So with that, I give you this chapter.
Know your stars Foster's style
Chapter 19
Goo
Terrance's beaten body barely crawled off stage, while the annoying, fast talking girl came on the stage.
"Alright, it's my turn."
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."
"Stars, hey!"
Then Goo started imagining up thousands upon thousands of imaginary friends, and the only way she stopped is when Butthead came on stage and threw a rock at her head.
"Thanks Butthead."
"No problem, uh huh huh."
She woke up a few seconds later.
"Goo, her real name is (insert babies voice) poopiedoopiegaggapoopoodichiwichi."
The screen pans over to a random baby.
"Who let this baby in here?"
"Um, it's okay, I got it, hehe."
Beavis then threw the baby out.
"Thanks, anyway, where was I, oh yeah. Goo, she slashed Peter Griffin's car tires."
"Yeah, I used this guy, that fat moron never knew what hit him."
Suddenly, Peter Griffin came in looking very angry.
"That was you? Damn, I almost died."
"Eh, now YOU'RE THE CRAZY WILDABEAST!" She shouted before she slapped Peter's arm and ran off crazily around the stage. Peter ran around, giggling his trademark laugh, a few minutes later, when he wasn't able to catch her, he snuck behind the chair and knocked her out, and kicked her.
"Little Bitch."
Goo stayed knocked out for five minutes before she woke up again, she was proving to be a real pain, and I can't make up good stuff for her.
"Goo, secretly teamed up with Duchess and Berry to destroy the house and enslave everybody."
"It's true!" Duchess shouted before she and Berry emerged onto the stage and Berry said "Bloo will be mine, Mac will be gone, and we'll have all of Goo's friends for an army!"
"Dude, this is bad, we should like, stop them." Said Beavis.
"YOU CAN'T, WE NOW RULE!" Duchess declared.
"Goo, she's really a vampire."
"It's true, I'm not Goo, I'm Vampire Goo!" Goo said (4x rhyme!) and she sprouted wings and vampire teeth, but it was soon revealed that Vampire Goo was just another of Goo's friends.
Things seemed bad for everybody, Mac was still in a cage, they were outnumbered, Beavis had no sugar to become Cornholio, it seemed over.
But, high above the show.
Mr. X, agent of SUPERIOR, and Glowface, the leader of SNAFU were locked in incredible battle on a plane. They were both alone, and the plane looked like it was about to fall any minute. Glowface was currently laughing.
"BWAHAHAHHAHAHA! You have no chance to stop me this time, Mr. X. Soon I shall even the things out between our organizations."
"Glowface, how many times do I have to tell you, just because one of the great lakes is called Lake Superior does not mean SUPERIOR owns it's own lake."
"Says you, anyway before I even the score, I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Glowface then took out a ray gun and started to shoot Mr. X. He dodged it with his Jujitsu moves, which sadly cause Glowface to hit the engines and cause the jet to fall on the studio.
"AAAAHHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"Maybe so, but first!"
He pulled out the SUPERIOR truth ray.
"NO, Not that!"
"YES! Before I go down, I'll hear that stuff!"
"Um, why don't we just jump?"
"Okay."
And they both jumped, their jet fell into the studio.
Meanwhile, in the studio, the evil army was about to move, but the jet had turned into a fireball the size of a house, and it slammed into Goo, her friends, as well as Duchess and Berry, after a scream and an explosion, all that was left was scorch marks.
Everybody saw Mr. X and Glowface jump down and they cheered.
"What, what'd we do? WHAT?"
"You guys got rid of the biggest pains we've ever had!" Bloo shouted.
"DUN DUNI DUN DUNI DUN DUNI DUNI!" Beavis and Butthead yelled in unison.
"Mr. X and Glowface, we thank you." The voice praised.
"All in a day's work everybody." Mr. X said calmly.
"Yeah, but this chapter wasn't very funny!" Madame Foster declared.
Everyone complained, until.
"You want funny, I got funny."
Mr. X then hit Glowface with the truth ray and….
"I HAVE 30 CATS, I NEVER FLOSS, I LIKE BOY BANDS!"
Everyone laughed and Mr. X gave the screen a thumbs up.
To be continued
This story is almost finished, just 2 more chapters. Until then, read and review.
